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Dick Stacy on Twitter: When you go to the male bathroom at IEM, and proceed to stand in the middle of the urinal of 15 guys to take a piss then a fellow gentlemen says, “IS THAT DICKSTACYS DICK!?” All eyes then turn to your penis. Good times.

Dick Stacy on Twitter: When you go to the male bathroom at IEM, and proceed to stand in the middl...

WHAT’S UP BOYS, MASSIVE LEGEND’S MASSIVE LEGEND HERE

Why it took so long to us discover this goldmine that Dick Stacy is? Definitely want to see more of his tweets from now on.

The dick. The myth. The legend.

I feel like most Aussies are social media goldmines, between them and Scots it's a fucking riot.

TyLoo vs FaZe Clan / IEM Sydney 2018 - Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion

TyLoo vs FaZe Clan / IEM Sydney 2018 - Semi-Final / Post-Match DiscussionTyLoo 1-2 FaZe Clan

Cache: 9-16 Inferno: 16-9 Mirage: 9-16  

FaZe Clan have advanced to the Grand-Finals!

TyLoo have been eliminated.

 

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MAP X X CT ✔ ✔ CT X X T CT

 

 

MAP 1: Cache

 

Team CT T Total TyL 7 2 9 T CT FaZe 8 8 16

 

TyL K A D Rating BnTeT 16 6 19 0.90 Mo 17 2 20 0.84 somebody 15 3 22 0.82 DD 12 2 19 0.73 xcurrate 12 2 21 0.60 FaZe NiKo 31 2 13 1.88 karrigan 22 6 15 1.54 GuardiaN 17 4 13 1.14 rain 13 2 15 1.06 Xizt 17 5 16 1.03 Cache Detailed Stats

 

 

MAP 2: Inferno

 

Team T CT Total TyL 9 7 16 CT T FaZe 6 3 9

 

TyL K A D Rating DD 25 8 15 1.67 somebody 23 2 15 1.39 BnTeT 18 8 14 1.34 xcurrate 13 2 17 0.81 Mo 14 10 19 0.78 FaZe GuardiaN 20 1 18 1.05 NiKo 17 5 21 0.96 rain 16 5 18 0.90 karrigan 13 4 18 0.83 Xizt 14 0 18 0.77 Inferno Detailed Stats

 

 

MAP 3: Mirage

 

Team T CT Total TyL 4 5 9 CT T FaZe 11 5 16

 

TyL K A D Rating DD 22 6 20 1.26 somebody 22 1 21 1.20 Mo 13 3 18 0.88 BnTeT 14 3 17 0.85 xcurrate 10 4 20 0.66 FaZe NiKo 20 7 15 1.29 rain 20 7 18 1.23 Xizt 17 7 16 1.22 karrigan 20 3 14 1.19 GuardiaN 19 3 18 1.06 Mirage Detailed Stats

 

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Second place here we come

16-9, 16-9, and 16-9. That’s gotta be rare right?

Cant see faze beating astralis (assuming they beat mouz), faze have dropped maps to tyloo, greyhound and lost to renegades. Astralis have been dad dicking everyone since Marseille.

SOMEBODY once told me that Faze was gonna roll me...

Renegades vs mousesports / IEM Sydney 2018 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion

Renegades vs mousesports / IEM Sydney 2018 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match DiscussionRenegades 1-2 mousesports

Mirage: 7-16 Inferno: 25-23 Train: 15-19  

mousesports have advanced to the Semi-Finals!

Renegades have been eliminated.

 

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MAP X X T ✔ ✔ CT X X CT T

 

 

MAP 1: Mirage

 

Team T CT Total RNG 5 2 7 CT T mouz 10 6 16

 

RNG K A D Rating AZR 16 3 18 0.93 Nifty 16 3 19 0.88 jkaem 11 3 17 0.75 jks 11 4 19 0.68 USTILO 7 6 21 0.48 mouz ropz 20 8 10 1.58 oskar 23 2 14 1.49 STYKO 18 5 12 1.42 suNny 17 0 14 1.25 chrisJ 16 4 11 1.15 Mirage Detailed Stats

 

 

MAP 2: Inferno

 

Team T CT OT1CT:T OT2T:CT OT3CT:T Total RNG 4 11 2:1 2:1 3:1 25 CT T OT1T:CT OT2CT:T OT3T:CT mouz 11 4 1:2 1:2 0:2 23

 

RNG K A D Rating Nifty 51 4 28 1.56 jks 26 8 26 1.03 AZR 30 6 31 0.97 USTILO 24 7 29 0.92 jkaem 26 9 32 0.89 mouz oskar 32 6 31 1.05 chrisJ 29 5 31 1.02 suNny 32 8 38 0.99 STYKO 27 11 31 0.98 ropz 25 6 26 0.88 Inferno Detailed Stats

Nifty's impact on Inferno

 

 

MAP 3: Train

 

Team CT T OT1T:CT Total RNG 8 7 0:0 15 T CT OT1CT:T mouz 7 8 3:1 19

 

RNG K A D Rating jks 24 7 21 1.18 AZR 25 7 26 1.13 jkaem 24 3 18 1.06 Nifty 19 5 22 0.84 USTILO 10 7 25 0.57 mouz oskar 27 5 14 1.42 ropz 24 5 21 1.16 suNny 20 7 24 1.01 STYKO 21 5 19 1.00 chrisJ 20 5 25 0.86 Train Detailed Stats

 

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Neither mouz nor renegades has any fans left, we all died multiple times. What a game.

My heart is no longer working

NTTB

losing that 1v2 killed me

Iem Sydney kicking people out for shoeys

Iem Sydney kicking people out for shoeys

Someone just got escorted. Now fun for the stream this year fellas

FaZe Clan vs Fnatic / IEM Sydney 2018 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion

FaZe Clan vs Fnatic / IEM Sydney 2018 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match DiscussionFaZe Clan 2-0 Fnatic

Cache: 16-8 Mirage: 16-14 Inferno: 0-0  

FaZe Clan have advanced to the Semi-Finals!

Fnatic have been eliminated.

 

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MAP X X ✔ CT CT ✔ X X

 

 

MAP 1: Cache

 

Team T CT Total FaZe 9 7 16 CT T FNC 6 2 8

 

FaZe K A D Rating Xizt 23 5 12 1.46 GuardiaN 24 1 12 1.44 rain 15 8 13 1.20 karrigan 15 7 16 1.19 NiKo 17 3 14 1.06 FNC KRIMZ 15 4 18 0.90 JW 16 3 19 0.84 Golden 15 5 20 0.82 flusha 10 8 18 0.73 Lekr0 11 3 19 0.67 Cache Detailed Stats

 

 

MAP 2: Mirage

 

Team CT T Total FaZe 10 6 16 T CT FNC 5 9 14

 

FaZe K A D Rating NiKo 29 4 19 1.43 GuardiaN 23 4 16 1.21 rain 20 5 21 0.98 Xizt 15 7 21 0.93 karrigan 19 6 22 0.87 FNC flusha 29 4 24 1.46 Golden 22 6 22 1.03 Lekr0 15 1 19 0.88 KRIMZ 19 3 22 0.81 JW 13 4 19 0.69 Mirage Detailed Stats

for those who come to the thread that didn't see the game, FaZe was up 15-5 on Mirage

 

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A faint "Always ban Cache against me motherfucker" rings out in the distance

I guess hitting the A site against fnatic works 1 out of 10 times.

Fnatic: Can you throw pls?

FaZe: I can throw....

Fnatic: Thanks!

Fnatic loses on the 30th round

Fnatic: omg... Liar! I hate you!

Fnatic commits suicide

FaZe visits grave

FaZe: ...9 rounds

cs is fucking brutal. you get 9 rounds in a row just to lose the final one

Happening right now: ESL are trying to shut down hazed, adreN, anger and fl0m's streams in order to re-direct viewers to their Facebook stream

Happening right now: ESL are trying to shut down hazed, adreN, anger and fl0m's streams in order to re-direct viewers to their Facebook streamPOLEN ASWELL oops

https://www.twitch.tv/fl0m

Edit: It's the ESL One Cologne NA Open Qualifier

Edit 2: They just left the server after winning map 1 of the B03 against EUnited because they were competing in order to stream the games. Admins said they wanted to stop the streams during map 1 but didn't want to interrupt. Mythic players mention they've done this a lot of times before. They already streamed wins in B01s against Bravado and Torqued.

Edit 3: Facebook stream only has 70 viewers. fl0m had over 6,000, POLEN, hazed, adren and anger had a few hundred each. Hazed saying Mythic combined had upwards of 8,000 viewers.

Edit 3.1: DonHaci tweet shows that the Facebook stream had 0 viewers.

Edit 4: Mythic players reaching out to ESL are not being given anyone to contact.

Edit 5: fl0m tweets show ESL rulebook and that "in general" players are allowed to stream their games.

Edit 6: Tension between people on Mythic and Dazzle of EUnited. Dazzle acknowledges it's lame but accuses Mythic of "throwing a fit". Hazed replies and dazzle then deletes the tweet. NA CS right 

Edit 7: Dazzle on twitter - "note to self do not upset mythic fans"

Edit 8: Deleted Dazzle tweet Thanks /u/SteveTheMean

Edit 9: Mythic players all agree that EUnited are a good team that they regularly struggle against and respect them as players. Players give congrats to them for reaching the main qualifier for the event. Beef status = SQUASHED

Edit 10: Richard Lewis going in. Parellels drawn to DOTA 2. Valve have previously sent out a statement saying that ESL can't shut down DOTA 2 streams after some streamers were sent a DMCA notice by ESL.

Edit 10.1: Richard Lewis's tweet was deleted. Here is a mirror, thanks /u/BlubberShip4. He clarifies why he did in a thread here. Definitely give this a read as R Lewis is the granddaddy of CS reporting. ESLs rulebooks are "contradicting, convoluted and amateurish".

Edit 10.2: SirScoots points out differences between the case in DOTA 2 and this. "ESL screwed up" but Valve response seems unlikely

Edit 11: It's 1:34 am in the UK let me sleep lmao I have uni exams this week

Edit 12: Players were shown another rule book specifically for ESL One events but are still unhappy with the vague responses from admins.

Edit 13: Richard Lewis has reached out to fl0m for some empirical evidence. Possible report in the works? Saucy stuff

Edit 14: When Mythic were still in the server, Hazed asked if he could talk to anyone about this and the admin controlling the server console replied no. "There is noone to talk to about it".

Edit 15: ESL have presented a different rule book that is specifically for ESL One events. Refer to point 2.5 here. After some harrying, Mythic players have been given an ESL higher-ups's email address and will try to compose a professional email about the issue.

Edit 16: Official ESL reply
Happening right now: ESL are trying to shut down hazed, adreN, anger and fl0m's streams in order to re-direct viewers to their Facebook stream

POLEN ASWELL oops

https://www.twitch.tv/fl0m

Edit: It's the ESL One Cologne NA Open Qualifier

Edit 2: They just left the server after winning map 1 of the B03 against EUnited because they were competing in order to stream the games. Admins said they wanted to stop the streams during map 1 but didn't want to interrupt. Mythic players mention they've done this a lot of times before. They already streamed wins in B01s against Bravado and Torqued.

Edit 3: Facebook stream only has 70 viewers. fl0m had over 6,000, POLEN, hazed, adren and anger had a few hundred each. Hazed saying Mythic combined had upwards of 8,000 viewers.

Edit 3.1: DonHaci tweet shows that the Facebook stream had 0 viewers.

Edit 4: Mythic players reaching out to ESL are not being given anyone to contact.

Edit 5: fl0m tweets show ESL rulebook and that "in general" players are allowed to stream their games.

Edit 6: Tension between people on Mythic and Dazzle of EUnited. Dazzle acknowledges it's lame but accuses Mythic of "throwing a fit". Hazed replies and dazzle then deletes the tweet. NA CS right

Edit 7: Dazzle on twitter - "note to self do not upset mythic fans"

Edit 8: Thanks /u/SteveTheMean

Edit 9: Mythic players all agree that EUnited are a good team that they regularly struggle against and respect them as players. Players give congrats to them for reaching the main qualifier for the event. Beef status = SQUASHED

Edit 10: Richard Lewis going in. Parellels drawn to DOTA 2. Valve have previously sent out a statement saying that ESL can't shut down DOTA 2 streams after some streamers were sent a DMCA notice by ESL.

Edit 10.1: Richard Lewis's tweet was deleted. Here is a mirror, thanks /u/BlubberShip4. He clarifies why he did in a thread here. Definitely give this a read as R Lewis is the granddaddy of CS reporting. ESLs rulebooks are "contradicting, convoluted and amateurish".

Edit 10.2: SirScoots points out differences between the case in DOTA 2 and this. "ESL screwed up" but Valve response seems unlikely

Edit 11: It's 1:34 am in the UK let me sleep lmao I have uni exams this week

Edit 12: Players were shown another rule book specifically for ESL One events but are still unhappy with the vague responses from admins.

Edit 13: Richard Lewis has reached out to fl0m for some empirical evidence. Possible report in the works? Saucy stuff

Edit 14: When Mythic were still in the server, Hazed asked if he could talk to anyone about this and the admin controlling the server console replied no. "There is noone to talk to about it".

Edit 15: ESL have presented a different rule book that is specifically for ESL One events. Refer to point 2.5 here. After some harrying, Mythic players have been given an ESL higher-ups's email address and will try to compose a professional email about the issue.

Edit 16: Official ESL reply

Why would ESL shoot themselves in the foot like this? They get free 10k exposure while only 70 people are watching their fb stream.. now they literally have 0 people watching their stream cause there is no match going on and they have a huge shitstorm going on their social media platform, well done esl you just fucked up big time

also that admin was incompetent with how he acted and not even giving them a higher-up to talk to / 0 communication from ESL in general after they streamed 6 matches already, you either tell them from the beginning or not at all you dont just out of the blue realize that they are streaming with 10k viewers lol not sure how you can fuck up this badly

I N D U S T R Y L E A D E R S

It is interesting to note that they only asked these streams to be shut down AFTER map 1 had been played, since they started their own stream. According to them, "it's in the rulebook". Where was the rulebook on map 1 ?

over and over they've shown that they have 0 intentions to be either consistent or reasonable in their ways, I bet you these rules they applied aren't even correct or consistent either

fuck em, hope they choke on those 24 viewers

edit: it only took 5 minutes to find out they were actually contradicting themselves AGAIN, what a fucking surprise

Astralis vs Fnatic / IEM Sydney 2018 - Group B Winners Final / Post-Match Discussion

Astralis vs Fnatic / IEM Sydney 2018 - Group B Winners Final / Post-Match DiscussionAstralis 2-0 Fnatic

Overpass: 16-9 Cache: 16-7 Inferno: 0-0

 

Astralis have advanced to the Semi-Finals!

Fnatic have advanced to the Quarter-Finals!

 

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MAP X X ✔ CT CT ✔ X X

 

 

MAP 1: Overpass

 

Team T CT Total Ast 9 7 16 CT T FNC 6 3 9

 

Ast K A D Rating device 23 2 16 1.42 dupreeh 21 6 12 1.40 gla1ve 20 3 15 1.27 Magisk 16 7 17 1.21 Xyp9x 19 5 16 1.07 FNC flusha 23 6 22 1.22 Golden 17 1 18 0.94 JW 14 4 21 0.78 KRIMZ 12 3 19 0.67 Lekr0 10 3 19 0.57 Overpass Detailed Stats

 

 

MAP 2: Cache

 

Team CT T Total Ast 13 3 16 T CT FNC 2 5 7

 

Ast K A D Rating Magisk 20 7 14 1.42 gla1ve 17 7 9 1.34 device 20 5 12 1.33 dupreeh 19 7 14 1.29 Xyp9x 17 1 10 1.25 FNC Lekr0 17 0 16 1.03 KRIMZ 15 6 19 0.96 JW 12 1 19 0.62 flusha 9 5 21 0.61 Golden 6 3 19 0.43 Cache Detailed Stats

 

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Renegades vs TyLoo / IEM Sydney 2018 - Group A Winners Final / Post-Match Discussion

Renegades vs TyLoo / IEM Sydney 2018 - Group A Winners Final / Post-Match DiscussionRenegades 0-2 TyLoo

Inferno: 12-16 Train: 8-16 Mirage: 0-0  

TyLoo have advanced to the Semi-Finals!

Renegades have advanced to the Quarter-Finals!

 

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MAP X X CT ✔ ✔ CT X X

 

 

MAP 1: Inferno

 

Team CT T Total RNG 9 3 12 T CT TyL 6 10 16

 

RNG K A D Rating AZR 21 3 17 1.18 Nifty 19 6 16 1.03 jks 18 7 19 1.02 jkaem 16 7 19 1.01 USTILO 14 6 16 1.00 TyL BnTeT 21 5 12 1.32 somebody 17 4 18 1.12 Mo 17 5 17 1.06 xcurrate 16 6 22 0.87 DD 16 2 20 0.84 Inferno Detailed Stats

 

 

MAP 2: Train

 

Team T CT Total RNG 6 2 8 CT T TyL 9 7 16

 

RNG K A D Rating jkaem 17 3 18 0.91 AZR 16 3 21 0.88 Nifty 12 3 20 0.67 USTILO 7 4 18 0.62 jks 6 2 18 0.48 TyL BnTeT 22 7 9 1.78 somebody 24 6 14 1.46 DD 18 6 12 1.36 Mo 21 2 12 1.36 xcurrate 10 3 11 0.98 Train Detailed Stats

 

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YEAH THE BOYS

CHINA NUMBA WAN

Tyloo top 4, not losing a single map against SK, C9, and RNG (who beat FaZe)

just like expected

Beating FaZe and then losing to Tyloo is the most Renegades thing ever

No it's actually 200iq. If they beat tyloo they would advance to the semis. Now theyre in the quarters. So that means they can play more matches in front of the aussie crowd and get more aussies in the crowd tomorrow, which means more income for australia.

Very smart move by The Boys

Try one of these subthreads