Man, I can't imagine having a being that is around 1000k my mass petting me. Imagine a 150 foot alien being awwwwww, pat pat pat
All i see is a small tangled slinky
And of course he does it at 4 AM. In the bedroom. Every night
I thought all geese were assholes. I guess it's just Canadian geese.
I have bones and am not slime and I could beat the shit out of that plant. Like honestly I'd fucking destroy it.
He knows he's a bad boy, so he pretends to be a good boy.
He thinks he's people
I love when my expectations are set perfectly.
It's in shock.
"Mother of lights which one do I try and capture first.."
My mom forgot me at a new years party once when I was maybe 10-11. It was after midnight, so of course all the adults at the party were super drunk and didn't bother to try and hear me out when I asked for help, so I just went outside crying like the child I was. A cab driver saw me, asked what was wrong, then drove me home. On the way he let me choose the radio channel and sang along to every song in a wonky way to cheer me up. When we were outside our apartment complex he called my mom to come open the front door, then when she came down he basically yelled at her through whispers. Probably so that I wouldn't get scared/sad. The kindness in some people is baffling.
EDIT: Since this blew up to the top I just want to add that my mom has really done a great turn around and is an amazing and caring mother now. I wish more parents with substance abuse would see their behavior the way my mom did. Love you ma.
EDITT: Woke up to a gold and so many lovely comments. Thank you all for sharing your stories, I'm so happy that so many of you had a chance to talk about these things. So much wonderful support here. This is why I love reddit.