gatekeeping

If you like Redd's, you're a bitch.

If you like Redd's, you're a bitch.

Maybe they hate the color red.

Sure, I like to do the word searches. But, I’m going to order off the adult menu... thanks.

Imagine basing your manhood on your game preferences

Imagine basing your manhood on your game preferences

What if I prefer Saints Row? Am I now a satire of a man?

"im children"

Also some /sub/lewronggeneration in that first comment

I like how this isn’t even about which game. It’s about which version of that game.

Some fine gatekeeping happening on four twenty

Some fine gatekeeping happening on four twenty

I’m a pedantic asshole, but that’s a whole new level. Who gets that worked up over how somebody says the date in text?

That person should smoke some pot and chilllll.

Oh wow, it took me a while to figure out that he meant through text. I was sitting here like, “How the hell else would I pronounce it? Like, say it as a fraction?”

No you didn't. Nobody says it that way. Can't you read?

If you are 18+ and use ketchup, the hotdog police will arrest you. Bonus: 6+ bites and you get a ticket.

If you are 18+ and use ketchup, the hotdog police will arrest you. Bonus: 6+ bites and you get a ticket.

Lmao, this must be in Chicago

We do tend to have strict ketchup policies. Some places won't even serve you. Some places will only allow it if they can take your picture and put it on the wall.

Though most places will just silently judge you.

I think it is okay if they don't want serve ketchup at all, because that is their right as a business, but if they offer it they really shouldn't be making a big deal out of someone using it. Because I don't think it is gatekeeping or inappropriate for the restaurant owners to determine was is on the menu (and that includes condiments), but if it is an option then why make a big deal out of i?

These people just can't stand the idea of liking the same thing as a kid.

I’m not allowed to root for my city’s team.

I’m not allowed to root for my city’s team.

grow a pair

faggot

grow up

Lol

block that motherfucker

"I've been a Golden Knights fan since the beginning of the franchise, noob."

I had a guy one time tell me I couldn't root for the teams of the college I first went to because I transferred. The school I transferred to doesn't even have a football team so I guess I can't ever watch college football again!

That guy needs a tall glass of prune juice. He's so constipated, it's a medical emergency.

Reading? What a prick

Reading? What a prick

Because we know that only in Britain do people read books after watching movies! /s

Or because people didn't even know there /was/ a book. Which none of my friends (nor I) did.

Geez, some people aren't aware of the story till the previews air. I'm sure the author doesn't mind which you enjoyed first, just as long as you liked their work!

Not being arrogant or anything.

Lol, thank goodness he said that. For a moment I thought he was an arrogant idiot.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

...because that's an issue that they need to stress about.

Oh well. I guess Obama wasn’t our first black president

Yea, he was just our least white president. apparently.

That is such a sad mindset. This is why people with both white and black parents end up not feeling accepted by any group. They aren’t white enough to be white and not black enough to be black, when in reality none of this actually matters. It’s hurtful and isolating.

Elf on the shelf coddles kids

Elf on the shelf coddles kids

Oh man, those movies were so much fun. For all practical effects they weren't terrible, but you knew that's where most of the budget went. One of them was about a psychic in a hotel investigating a murder and you can tell the dolls were just shoved in. I need to watch those again.

Oh no, a joke? how dare they!

And don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

Puppet master is dope, like I grew into that show.

Apparently you have to obnoxious to be a man

Apparently you have to obnoxious to be a man

I used to think big trucks that made loud noises were really cool and then I turned 11

Pretty sure the guy that made this doesn't have a girl friend.

He so does! She's really hot, too. She's a model. You don't know her, she goes to a different school. In Canada.

Guess that makes me a lesbian then. 🤷‍♂️

No one is safe....

No one is safe....

might want a satire tag there bud

Yes but this is obviously satire

Only real /sub/gatekeeping members know that satire gate keeping...... Aw damn I just gatekeeped myself

Good save

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