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Death Stranding - Game Awards 2017 Trailer

Death Stranding - Game Awards 2017 Trailer

Oh everything is so much clearer now /s

It’s Norman Reedus, with a fetus.

And I still don't understand a thing

Man i have no clue what i just watched, but i'm ready for more!

Death Stranding Trailer

Death Stranding Trailer

Oh, ok, now everything makes sense.

And also the rest of the trailer.

when the camera went into his stomach and the baby was looking back at you.

WTF

When you give Kojima full creative freedom, it's either going to be the best or worse idea ever by Sony.

After watching the trailer of Hideo Kojima's Death Stranding

After watching the trailer of Hideo Kojima's Death Stranding

I think Kojima just loves fucking with us and he knows he can get away with it. It looks like a mindfuck movie, where's the gameplay?

Probably the gameplay will merge into the movies like it did in MGSV

That "Ooohh yeahhh" at the end by Hideo, he knows we're all wondering what the fuck is going on and hes loving it

Couldn’t agree more....I had this confused look for the entire thing

Bayonetta 3 Official Teaser Trailer - The Game Awards 2017

Bayonetta 3 Official Teaser Trailer - The Game Awards 2017

For those complaining about this being a Switch exclusive: I don't see you complaining that Death Stranding is a PS4 exclusive. Bayonetta would have been dead had it not been for Nintendo.

My body wasn't ready for this announcement, Reggie.

I need new pants.

Without Nintendo Bayo 2 would have never been made, why is anyone mad

When trying to get Bayo 2 funded every company they went to told them to fuck off, Nintendo on the other hand said "Fucking damn straight you want to make Bayo 2, you know what? Fuck it, here's some extra money, port Bayo 1 over as well, that shits hype."

America next week

America next week

The news cycle ended, America's attention moved on. #kony2012

What happened with all the protesting? Last I heard was like a week ago about it going on the 7th, but then nothing today.

I'm surprised game companies aren't more vocal for pro net neutrality. I will give up online gaming before I pay extra just to use the connection I already pay for.

Dear Canada and South Korea,

Please send care packages of internet.

- Regards, U.S.A.

Guess we all played this DnD Version at some point...

Guess we all played this DnD Version at some point...

rolls a one

"Because I couldn't pick just one joke about your weight"

Red: Come on, high roll! avoid an argument!

Yellow: you cant just roll to avoid an argument, are you trying to persuade her? or lie to her? or are you doing a charisma check against her will?

Red: uhhh checks character sheet oh, can i use intimidate?

YellowBlue: smirks lets try that and see what happens

I always wanted to play d&d but never had any friends to play with. Finally I replied to a craigslist add from a dungeon master looking for new people to play with. I told him it was my first time and I was kind of nervous, he said it was okay, he was a firm but merciful dm and as long as I followed his rules I might enjoy myself while I learn my new role. I should have made sure we were both talking about dungeons and dragons before agreeing to meet up..... That was an interesting weekend.

divorce incoming

oh god why

oh god why

Samantha: I had lots of sex with a guy.

Charlotte: Sex is gross but I want it and a baby.

Miranda: Snark is my defense mechanism.

Adam: launches typhoon

Spoiler Alert: The final boss is menopause, and they all lose to it.

I never asked for this.

(I totally did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

Feeling the pressure to stay competitive and hold onto her sexual prime, Samantha decides to undergo a procedure to maintain her youthful elegance.

Meanwhile, Charlotte being unable to have children elects to take part in a human fertility trial, sponsored by Sariff Industries, while else where Miranda turns to technology to enhance her influence on her coworkers after feeling over looked due to her gender.

Concerned that his friends are falling into the dark grasp of technology, Adam Jensen fights against time to show the girls the dangers of Human Augmentation and that they are beautiful just the way they are, and maybe find love along the way...

Deus EX in the City.

Rated PG13

This kind of shit just ruins all the hype you get from buying a new game

This kind of shit just ruins all the hype you get from buying a new game

You'd think I'd ever learn. I come home from work and will get settled, cook my dinner, take off my pants (who wears pants at home) and than I'll start my game and find an update and groan and think "ugh j told myself last time I'd do this first thing and prevent the wait!"

Nintendo does this nicely "there is an update, wanna do it? Or wanna just play?", yea thanks I'll just play.

It wouldn't be so bad if it downloaded at normal speeds. Instead I swear to god it's Vietnam dialup or some BS.

Yeah when I bought the switch the people at gamestop told me it would have to connect to the internet and update before I could play. They were wrong, took me about 5 minutes to boot up and play oddysey.

Nintendo does this nicely "there is an update, wanna do it? Or wanna just play?", yea thanks I'll just play.

Unless the game requires me to be online, I've never had my PS4 stop me from playing while downloading an update file.

[Fallout 4] Thanks, dogmeat

The biggest reason I've never played with a follower, be it in Fallout or Skyrim.

I dunno, nothing like running through a building with sneak lvl 3. Not setting off any trip wires. Then hearing Cait getting fucked up as she tries to catch up.

Because I can make Lydia carry so much extra shit!

Followers are so clunky. In Fallout 3, 4, Skyrim. I don't get the attraction. Especially when you have an awesome perk like Lone Wanderer.

11 year old me would have such a boner

11 year old me would have such a boner

Pull a gun on me I won't even blink, the worst you can do is destroy my physical body; pull the three God cards on me then I am running for dear life cause there is no recovering from getting sent to shadow realm.

Obelisk The Tormentor has ATK:4000 and DEF:4000 - sacrificing two monsters allowed Obelisk Infinite ATK and destroyed any monster immediately, not sure what battle damage it does off the top of my head however.

Slifer The Sky Dragon: ATK: XXXX DEF: XXXX ATK and DEF depend on number of Cards in the players Hand (x1000) - Max attack 7000 unless Unlimited Cards Magic Card is Played - Damn Revival Jam

Winged Dragon Of Ra: ATK: ???? - DEF: ???? - Both stats depend on the stats of the Three Monsters sacrificed - Ra takes the total ATK/DEF of the three, EG: 3x Blue Eyes White Dragons will give Ra 9000 ATK

Also the player can sacrifice Life Points to add on to the ATK stat - damn the show was OP.

Thanks for giving me the reason to type all this shit out, i needed to kill time in work ;)

TL;DR - God cards are OP in general, more so in the show.

Getting a gun pulled on you isn't so bad if you've got the cards

Can someone explain me why they only have flavour text on the card? The attack and defense cant really be ????/???? right? Sry, ive never played a lot of yugioh.

Try one of these subthreads