gameofthrones

[S1] I didn’t want to have to wait 16 years to share my favorite characters with my new baby daughter, so I made her a Daenerys Children Book

[S1] I didn’t want to have to wait 16 years to share my favorite characters with my new baby daug...

Nice. I'm guessing by the pictures (I don't speak Portuguese) you left out the eating of the heart, getting pounded by Kal Drogo and some of the other racier plotlines.

You’re right, I did. But you know, sleeping beauty is raped and impregnated in the original story and you don’t see that on the children movies either 😉

It's in the director's cut of Malificent.

So I planned my paternity leave to coincide with our 39th week but my daughter only came at 41 weeks and 3 days, giving us plenty of unplanned free time, so I tried to make a page per day during that period.

I wanted to cover Daenerys story in season 1, but adapt it to a kid friendly format and with a empowering message for my daughter, so I decided to take as many liberties as the average Disney movie takes with their original content, which is to say, a lot.

So I really removed most of the plot elements and it’s a story about a princess who really wants to be a queen, meets a bunch of weird people who give her lots of bad advices, underestimate her and say how it’s impossible for her to be queen. In the end she decides to do things her own way and makes herself queen of the dragons.

[EVERYTHING] Daenerys in Northern Furs

[EVERYTHING] Daenerys in Northern Furs

Dany Stark. Mother of wolves, queen of the great ice sea, khaleesi of Winterfell, and doer of nephews.

Her right side is going to be super warm, too bad about the left

I don’t think she needs a lot of fur to begin with.. she has the blood of a dragon.

The great ice sea would be the Grey waste or the lands of always winter

[Everything] Alt Shift X: Was Rhaegar the true hero of Game of Thrones?

[Everything] Alt Shift X: Was Rhaegar the true hero of Game of Thrones?

Right? We're going to find out who is a Valonquar in Cersie's prophecy, who is Azor Ahia, who sits on the Iron Throne, the fate of the Night King, the fate of the Mountain/the Hound, the fate of House Stark/Lannister/Greyjoy/everybody, what becomes of Jon/Dany, etc.

Hopefully Tyrion will tell his brothel joke too.

It's going to be bananas.

"Or was he a selfish Idiot who killed thousands because he was thinking with his dick."

I'll take that one.

The amount of closure in six episodes is going to be absurd.

Maybe even Pod will tell us what he did

[NO SPOILERS] I built the Great Hall out of Lego!

[NO SPOILERS] I built the Great Hall out of Lego!

The janitor is a nice touch

It is a very Lego Movie touch. That gave me an idea, Game of Thrones Lego series/movie?

I'd pay a lot of money to see that, especially the sex scenes, knowing that alduts were forced to do that

click, click, click, click click click click clickclickclickclickclick

[NO SPOILERS] Long time fan of the show, now I can finally complete the journey.

[NO SPOILERS] Long time fan of the show, now I can finally complete the journey.

"Complete"

What do you mean? It's a perfect 5/7.

Godspeed to you. I got about 1/5 of the way in the first book, then started using an audiobook. It's 33 hours long. I have 5 hours left. But it's worth it!

Nope. He is joking that it never will. Or the second to last book either.

[NO SPOILERS] I made a Jon Snow-Globe today...

The king in the globe. The king in the globe. The king in the globe!

You should make a whole Kit of these and sell them.

Dakingofdaglobe

You need to be able to shake it and turn it over. On the bottom should be a little window like a Magic 8-Ball, but the little floating sign always reads "I know nothing."

[NO SPOILERS] People DO NOT tell me I look like Jon Snow. I still figured I'd run with it.

[NO SPOILERS] People DO NOT tell me I look like Jon Snow. I still figured I'd run with it.

Is that umbrella ? Lol

X + J = U

https://i.imgur.com/MEVwhdO.jpg

X + J = U

He must be in the UK. "Winter is coming" = Rain is coming

You look like a young black version of Allister Thorne

[EVERYTHING] I got Jerome Flynn's (Bronn) autograph yesterday, and he gave me his blessing.

[EVERYTHING] I got Jerome Flynn's (Bronn) autograph yesterday, and he gave me his blessing.

That’s awesome. Flynn really is an underrated actor—I think he has made Bronn an even better character than he is in the books. Also loved him in an episode of Black Mirror and on Ripper Street.

Lucky cunt

That black mirror episode had me shook

Despite his character's flaws, his humor still made me like the character. But he tends to do that with other characters he plays.

[EVERYTHING] I did warn you not to trust me...

[EVERYTHING] I did warn you not to trust me...

I can only see Ben Affleck.

Nice try, Ben Affleck.

The grey hair at the temples is the best bit. Well done!

i didnt at first but now im on the same boat.

Try one of these subthreads