furry_irl

furry_irl

furry_irl

You know what's an essential ingredient in pizza-making? SAUCE.

It's from the long awaited update to Prequel which came out today.

holy shit there's been an update!

I'm not at that point in the comic yet but holy shit it finally updated

Furry_irl

Furry_irl

A good hearty plate on one who gets hate?

Curry on the Furry?

Yeppers

So this is what curry looks like? I honestly did not know.

furry👮irl

furry👮irl

How do you guys like it!? Wanna fight about it?

Meet me in my bedroom.

We can just play wrestle in completely hetero ways. In my bedroom.

Please no. I don't care if you have a wwe themed bedroom complete with ring themed bed. I don't fight naked and I ain't into duded

I, for one, would like to take this opportunity to commend the mods for keeping this sub a nice and tidy place, and tolerating all our shenanigans. <3

Also: Source for Ara

furry♨irl

furry♨irl

I think your version is much more accurate.

Modified version of: https://www.reddit.com/sub/furry_irl/comments/71bn8y/furryirl/

This edit turned a mildly funny joke, to an actually funny joke. Good Job.

Good bot mod

Furry_IRL

Furry_IRL

But furry porn is probably the type least likely to give you a virus, its almost always free so no need to look for dodgy sites or pirate, the sites are well known and well trusted, and you can get ANYTHING of ANY fetish all in one place without needing to go to some weird site to find the niche degenerate things you're into. And the main place to get it runs only furry made ads so no dodgy ad partner giving you virus popups. All in all furry porn is the safest type out there... For your computer that is, guaranteed something out there will break your brain.

I mean honestly you could probably package malware into a VR vore experience and people would install regardless.

I'll make an attempt at copy-editing this:

"This is the third time you've used incognito mode in the span of a day. Don't you have anything better to do than masturbating? You can do things like going out with friends... oh yeah! You don't have any! Well... uhm... go play Overwatch while eating some pizza, you fat ass bitch.

Why am I being so salty with you, you ask? Because every time you watch your fucking furry porn, I get a virus. Stop doing that shit."

/sub/furrypasta

Furry💦IRL

Furry💦IRL

Sauce

I am not a bot.

Maybe.

WELCOME FELLO HUMAN TO THE ANTHROPOMORPHS INSIDE THE REALITY. WE ARE HUMANS PRETENDING TO BE ANIMALS PRETENDING TO BE HUMANS. WE ARE NOT ROBOTS.

YES, THAT IS TRUE MY FELLOW CREATURE WITH A BRAIN. THANKFULLY, WE CAN'T GO INSANE AND RABID LIKE THESE CANINE CREATURES WHO CAN ONLY DRINK CUM.

Hmm, I think you need to take a Voight-Kampff test. Thanks for the source though.

furry_irl

furry_irl

suck dicks don't make you gay

Ok, then...

only if you swallow the cum

Damn!

only if you swallow the cum

Damn!

You're worried about this? Psh, noob. Just do what I do:

Everytime I'm deepthroating some dude's dick and he cums in my mouth, I swallow, but then I wait: he kisses me, tells me he "loves" me and shit, snuggles with me before spooning me and after he falls asleep... I sneak off to the bathroom and I purge faster than a cheerleader after eating McDonalds; repeating however many times necessary to fully get all the semen out of my digestive system.

6 Years I've been doing this and after 200+ cocks sucked and milked dry I'M STILL STRAIGHT!

#JustStraightThings

Spitters are quitters.

And just in case - I'm going to repost my advice for how to "remain straight even when a dude cums in your ass" from a earlier thread:



That's why everytime some dude cums in my ass, I quickly grab my 17-inch drinking straw and insert it into my anus, sucking out the semen from deep within my bowels like venom out of a snake bite, spitting it out with every mouthful and repeating until my innermost walls are entirely clean and pure.

I've been doing this for over 6 years now, and had hundreds of male partners cum in my tight, totally-not-gay bitch ass over, and over again. But nethertheless, with my patented "Butt-Straw" technique, I have remained as Straight as the day I am born. :)

#JustStraightThings

And just in case - I'm going to repost my advice for how to "remain straight even when a dude cums in your ass" from a earlier thread:

That's why everytime some dude cums in my ass, I quickly grab my and insert it into my anus, sucking out the semen from deep within my bowels like venom out of a snake bite, spitting it out with every mouthful and repeating until my innermost walls are entirely clean and pure.

I've been doing this for over 6 years now, and had hundreds of male partners cum in my tight, totally-not-gay bitch ass over, and over again. But nethertheless, with my patented "Butt-Straw" technique, I have remained as Straight as the day I am born. :)

#JustStraightThings

furry_irl

furry_irl

*frantically disobeys*

kicks over trashcan

(Sorry for kicking your fursona)

someone pls choke me

I doubt googling "pumpkin face boi" would do me any good, so I'll try to forget I saw this. 😢

Edit: turns out I did not actually copy the sad puppy face picture I tried to link. Fuck it I'm keeping it like that. NSFW hahaha

furry_irl

furry_irl

Easy solution: May you bestow upon me the sodium chloride, my biological father whom I love very much

Aw yeah daddy gimme that sodium chloride

I N H I B I T M Y R E S P I R A T I O N F A T H E R

Just Rolls off the tongue doesn't it

Try one of these subthreads