Funny funny

If you don't have the tools, just rave.

If you don't have the tools, just rave.

wow this is good

They must be fun to be around at rave parties.

Some say they're the reason there's no podiums left in Thai dance clubs.

I watched this 4 times

Not impressed

Not impressed

This was posed to /sub/badfaketexts a few hours ago...

WW2 ended over 70yrs ago. I would be amazed to discover somebody in their late 80's / 90's was just a grandad to a new born these days.

Sports reporter, before big game: Coach Levy, would you call this a must-win situation?

Marv Levy: No, World War II, that was a must-win situation.

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For those wondering Link

Denny's you sneak. What a way to see how your twitter advertisements work. Very sneaky sis.

OP?!?! your the OP say "I"

Also this is an advertisement research they are using a site counter to find out how many people saw their ad and actually clicked the link to see if spending money on furthering their advertisement with twitter will be worth while.

I was commenting on your post giving it upvotes to get your karma up only to get downvoted because you completely misunderstood a statement. Good luck on reddit bruh.

They missed a trick with that website...

Denny's are you ok

Denny's are you ok

are you ok, Denny's...

https://media.giphy.com/media/sJs1Ag97x0MV2/giphy.gif

They missed a trick with that website...

Denny's are you ok

Denny's are you ok

are you ok, Denny's...

In Russia no one gives a damn if you try to rob them.

I had a friend who studied in Russia. He said that he was told on arriving that if anyone ever gave him any trouble or if he felt unsafe, to go sit next to an old lady. Not because the old lady will be nice to you, but because in Russia no one fucks with them.

His mom saying 'Igor, why you always embarrass me at the store?'

Because it is common knowledge that inside each babushka is another smaller, angrier babushka

I believe I saw this posted awhile back and some one mentioned this man had a mental disability and he apparently did stuff like this all the time. That's why they just pushed him out.

David Letterman's looking like he's about to steal my tuppence and invest it in Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank

David Letterman's looking like he's about to steal my tuppence and invest it in Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank

Feed the birds....

The kinda guy who farts really loud in public and not care

Check it out, Old Man Marley!

Santa?

Do you want to get pulled over? Because that's how you get pulled over.

Do you want to get pulled over? Because that's how you get pulled over.

The license plate on his other car says "WEED"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Sure. Grab a beer."

"Thanks man, drive safe."

Straya

oh I thought it was "REEB."

The WheelChair is winning it!

Video taped it for evidence of unsafe conditions. He'll get a million.

Thia video cost that guy his disability check

Lol...

I'll take "why your grandma has to walk the entire flea market for 100 Alex"

Parents asked me to house sit for them while they're out of town, I sent them this today.

Parents asked me to house sit for them while they're out of town, I sent them this today.

"this is a joke tho right?... " the dog probably

Inside that pot there's a tail wagging furiously in nervousness.

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Shifts a bit, licks lips

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

The really sad thing is, you can tell this dog knows this is wrong. The look conveys a lot.

"Seriously. Your going to eat me? You know other humans will put on timeout and take ball away right."

"I gotta wash that pot twice." - Mom

My more realistic laundry load size choices...

My more realistic laundry load size choices...

And the other knob reads "don't do anything, vigorously scrub, destroy"

Ah yes. And my dryer settings, “shrink 3 sizes” and “sopping wet still.”

If my garment doesn't survive a standard wash and dry cycle, it doesn't deserve to live. Natural selection.

You forgot the middle setting: "Almost but, not quite"

Mr. Phones

Mr. Phones

Punchline. In. Title.

Hi Phones, I'm Dad

/sub/comedycemetery

That's some comedy cemetery joke

Try one of these subthreads