Funny funny
Taught GF my hobby of finding accidentally funny license plates. She just sent this. So proud
And for Kevin Spacey... IB50-UB14
I saw one today that was supposed to mean "Fish Art" but it just said "FSHART" Also saw one for "Black Beauty" that was "BLK BUTY" Almost everyone in Maine has a vanity plate and a lot are just so bad.
And for white people:
IM6-UR9
ib6 ub9
The smartest boy in the highschool.
Holy shit, a Twilight reference AND Scumbag Steve? Did I just time travel?
I never understood this. As an immortal I would definitely be binge drinking and plowing college girls.
You don't need to be immortal to do that . . .
You just did!! Sorrry if I ruined your day :P hahahahha
Jason Momoa decided to check out a local basketball game last night. The woman in the back is a little smitten.
They are kids and prominent in the photo. That's why I decided to black them out. The photo is already all over Facebook anyway, but I thought it was best not to display the two underage kids.
You've ruined my joke with your responsible behavior!
Blacks out two faces
Looks at dozens of other faces
"That's good enough."
The Aquaman has made her really wet
It says, "We're paying twenty grand to the guy who can kill that local cop with a moustache"
It'd be easier to use a gun
I’d be smiling too if I had 10,000 pounds worth of solid steel testicles like this dude.
He should kill himself and collect the cash
With quality advertising like that, you can tell that they totally have the cash.
Was an amazing year
It gonna take a lot to drag you away from that.
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
311,867 minutes is 8 months-ish
OP should probably take a break. Take some time to do the things we never had
Kids
generally the people who go demanding respect usually don't behave the way that would warrant it.
I feel weird. I can't imagine Mac talking in such a manner...
“Younger generations have no concerns for anyone around them”
completely stops and fully blocks grocery store entrance/exit to shuffle through purse for keys and sunglasses while people que up on both sides of her
I work at a retirement home and the disrespect that comes from some of those people just because I'm in my 20s is unreal. I get treated like an idiot if I don't fulfill their lengthy and sometimes ridiculous requests perfectly.
No ice cream, no smoking, unicorn OK
I thought the first one was "No sleeping bag threesomes."
I believe it actually means "Mandatory" unicorn to enter.
Apparently I've had this picture on my computer since 2003 just for this moment.
Thought the third one was “no dogs.” Silly me.
Position Open
I bet the women are just lining up.
as a single dad in early 30's; can confirm, no one is lining up
That arrow suggests he's looking for a woman roughly the same height as the family dog.
Interesting...
Are you starting out your dates asking, "Hi, will you be a new Mommy to my 3 kids, dog and cat?"
I need this dog
Photo on the left is William H. Macy. The two photos on the right are of Frank Gallagher, the character he portrays in Shameless.
Fuck off frank
Love Shameless is my guilty pleasure
Reposting from something that was showcased on a late night talk show? Risky move and pretty shameless.
When you love the Riddler, but also are loaded with Christmas spirit.
He looks ever so slightly like Tim Robbins. Maybe it is just me.
It's his brother, Baskin.
FINALLY. A subway/metro pic that is Washington, D.C., my adopted home and perpetual swamp.
David S. Pumpkins 🎃on Christmas🎄
