I wonder how Steve is doing on those flashlights
This comic is old enough to vote, but I still giggle at it like a school girl. From the dizzy happiness of Santa, to the "I dun fucked up" look on Danny. I mean, Danny was going the extra mile, some had balls, some were easy to find in the dark. He was giving 110% on that task.
I wonder how Brian is doing with those nutlugs.
Dildo T baggins
Better than being confused for Erection Day
Everyday is erection day.
(still makes me laugh)
And for Kevin Spacey... IB50-UB14
I saw one today that was supposed to mean "Fish Art" but it just said "FSHART" Also saw one for "Black Beauty" that was "BLK BUTY" Almost everyone in Maine has a vanity plate and a lot are just so bad.
And for white people:
Holy shit, a Twilight reference AND Scumbag Steve? Did I just time travel?
I never understood this. As an immortal I would definitely be binge drinking and plowing college girls.
You don't need to be immortal to do that . . .
You just did!! Sorrry if I ruined your day :P hahahahha
They are kids and prominent in the photo. That's why I decided to black them out. The photo is already all over Facebook anyway, but I thought it was best not to display the two underage kids.
You've ruined my joke with your responsible behavior!
Blacks out two faces
Looks at dozens of other faces
"That's good enough."
The Aquaman has made her really wet
It'd be easier to use a gun
I’d be smiling too if I had 10,000 pounds worth of solid steel testicles like this dude.
He should kill himself and collect the cash
With quality advertising like that, you can tell that they totally have the cash.
It gonna take a lot to drag you away from that.
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
311,867 minutes is 8 months-ish
OP should probably take a break. Take some time to do the things we never had
generally the people who go demanding respect usually don't behave the way that would warrant it.
I feel weird. I can't imagine Mac talking in such a manner...
“Younger generations have no concerns for anyone around them”
completely stops and fully blocks grocery store entrance/exit to shuffle through purse for keys and sunglasses while people que up on both sides of her
I work at a retirement home and the disrespect that comes from some of those people just because I'm in my 20s is unreal. I get treated like an idiot if I don't fulfill their lengthy and sometimes ridiculous requests perfectly.
I thought the first one was "No sleeping bag threesomes."
I believe it actually means "Mandatory" unicorn to enter.
Apparently I've had this picture on my computer since 2003 just for this moment.
Thought the third one was “no dogs.” Silly me.
I bet the women are just lining up.
as a single dad in early 30's; can confirm, no one is lining up
That arrow suggests he's looking for a woman roughly the same height as the family dog.
Are you starting out your dates asking, "Hi, will you be a new Mommy to my 3 kids, dog and cat?"