Funny funny

As an Asian, this can at work telling me to 'crose rid' was quite insulting

As an Asian, this can at work telling me to 'crose rid' was quite insulting

Better than being confused for Erection Day

Everyday is erection day.

YOU WANT PRAY GAME?

(still makes me laugh)

(still makes me laugh)

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Taught GF my hobby of finding accidentally funny license plates. She just sent this. So proud

Taught GF my hobby of finding accidentally funny license plates. She just sent this. So proud

And for Kevin Spacey... IB50-UB14

I saw one today that was supposed to mean "Fish Art" but it just said "FSHART" Also saw one for "Black Beauty" that was "BLK BUTY" Almost everyone in Maine has a vanity plate and a lot are just so bad.

And for white people:

IM6-UR9

ib6 ub9

The smartest boy in the highschool.

The smartest boy in the highschool.

Holy shit, a Twilight reference AND Scumbag Steve? Did I just time travel?

I never understood this. As an immortal I would definitely be binge drinking and plowing college girls.

You don't need to be immortal to do that . . .

You just did!! Sorrry if I ruined your day :P hahahahha

Jason Momoa decided to check out a local basketball game last night. The woman in the back is a little smitten.

Jason Momoa decided to check out a local basketball game last night. The woman in the back is a little smitten.

They are kids and prominent in the photo. That's why I decided to black them out. The photo is already all over Facebook anyway, but I thought it was best not to display the two underage kids.

You've ruined my joke with your responsible behavior!

Blacks out two faces

Looks at dozens of other faces

"That's good enough."

The Aquaman has made her really wet

It says, "We're paying twenty grand to the guy who can kill that local cop with a moustache"

It says, "We're paying twenty grand to the guy who can kill that local cop with a moustache"

It'd be easier to use a gun

I’d be smiling too if I had 10,000 pounds worth of solid steel testicles like this dude.

He should kill himself and collect the cash

With quality advertising like that, you can tell that they totally have the cash.

Was an amazing year

Was an amazing year

It gonna take a lot to drag you away from that.

There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

311,867 minutes is 8 months-ish

OP should probably take a break. Take some time to do the things we never had

Kids

Kids

generally the people who go demanding respect usually don't behave the way that would warrant it.

I feel weird. I can't imagine Mac talking in such a manner...

“Younger generations have no concerns for anyone around them”

completely stops and fully blocks grocery store entrance/exit to shuffle through purse for keys and sunglasses while people que up on both sides of her

I work at a retirement home and the disrespect that comes from some of those people just because I'm in my 20s is unreal. I get treated like an idiot if I don't fulfill their lengthy and sometimes ridiculous requests perfectly.

No ice cream, no smoking, unicorn OK

No ice cream, no smoking, unicorn OK

I thought the first one was "No sleeping bag threesomes."

I believe it actually means "Mandatory" unicorn to enter.

Apparently I've had this picture on my computer since 2003 just for this moment.

https://i.imgur.com/LJD29lO.jpg

Apparently I've had this picture on my computer since 2003 just for this moment.

Thought the third one was “no dogs.” Silly me.

Position Open

Position Open

I bet the women are just lining up.

as a single dad in early 30's; can confirm, no one is lining up

That arrow suggests he's looking for a woman roughly the same height as the family dog.

Interesting...

Are you starting out your dates asking, "Hi, will you be a new Mommy to my 3 kids, dog and cat?"

I need this dog

I need this dog

Photo on the left is William H. Macy. The two photos on the right are of Frank Gallagher, the character he portrays in Shameless.

Fuck off frank

Love Shameless is my guilty pleasure

Reposting from something that was showcased on a late night talk show? Risky move and pretty shameless.

Try one of these subthreads