Holy shit, a Twilight reference AND Scumbag Steve? Did I just time travel?
I never understood this. As an immortal I would definitely be binge drinking and plowing college girls.
You don't need to be immortal to do that . . .
You just did!! Sorrry if I ruined your day :P hahahahha
They are kids and prominent in the photo. That's why I decided to black them out. The photo is already all over Facebook anyway, but I thought it was best not to display the two underage kids.
You've ruined my joke with your responsible behavior!
Blacks out two faces
Looks at dozens of other faces
"That's good enough."
The Aquaman has made her really wet
It'd be easier to use a gun
I’d be smiling too if I had 10,000 pounds worth of solid steel testicles like this dude.
He should kill himself and collect the cash
With quality advertising like that, you can tell that they totally have the cash.
It gonna take a lot to drag you away from that.
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
311,867 minutes is 8 months-ish
OP should probably take a break. Take some time to do the things we never had
generally the people who go demanding respect usually don't behave the way that would warrant it.
I feel weird. I can't imagine Mac talking in such a manner...
“Younger generations have no concerns for anyone around them”
completely stops and fully blocks grocery store entrance/exit to shuffle through purse for keys and sunglasses while people que up on both sides of her
I work at a retirement home and the disrespect that comes from some of those people just because I'm in my 20s is unreal. I get treated like an idiot if I don't fulfill their lengthy and sometimes ridiculous requests perfectly.
I thought the first one was "No sleeping bag threesomes."
I believe it actually means "Mandatory" unicorn to enter.
Apparently I've had this picture on my computer since 2003 just for this moment.
Thought the third one was “no dogs.” Silly me.
I bet the women are just lining up.
as a single dad in early 30's; can confirm, no one is lining up
That arrow suggests he's looking for a woman roughly the same height as the family dog.
Are you starting out your dates asking, "Hi, will you be a new Mommy to my 3 kids, dog and cat?"
Photo on the left is William H. Macy. The two photos on the right are of Frank Gallagher, the character he portrays in Shameless.
Fuck off frank
Love Shameless is my guilty pleasure
Reposting from something that was showcased on a late night talk show? Risky move and pretty shameless.
He looks ever so slightly like Tim Robbins. Maybe it is just me.
It's his brother, Baskin.
FINALLY. A subway/metro pic that is Washington, D.C., my adopted home and perpetual swamp.
David S. Pumpkins 🎃on Christmas🎄
That boss has a high respawn rate too.
No this one was good.
I cast powershell!
+3 def, +3 resist
Really my computer has it set to autorespawn. There's no winning.
My computer is like a sorority slut with a latex allergy.