Funny funny

Position Open

Position Open

I bet the women are just lining up.

as a single dad in early 30's; can confirm, no one is lining up

That arrow suggests he's looking for a woman roughly the same height as the family dog.

Interesting...

Are you starting out your dates asking, "Hi, will you be a new Mommy to my 3 kids, dog and cat?"

I need this dog

I need this dog

Photo on the left is William H. Macy. The two photos on the right are of Frank Gallagher, the character he portrays in Shameless.

Fuck off frank

Love Shameless is my guilty pleasure

Reposting from something that was showcased on a late night talk show? Risky move and pretty shameless.

When you love the Riddler, but also are loaded with Christmas spirit.

When you love the Riddler, but also are loaded with Christmas spirit.

He looks ever so slightly like Tim Robbins. Maybe it is just me.

It's his brother, Baskin.

FINALLY. A subway/metro pic that is Washington, D.C., my adopted home and perpetual swamp.

David S. Pumpkins 🎃on Christmas🎄

When your computer gives you a side-quest

When your computer gives you a side-quest

That boss has a high respawn rate too.

No this one was good.

I cast powershell!

+3 def, +3 resist

Really my computer has it set to autorespawn. There's no winning.

My computer is like a sorority slut with a latex allergy.

Santa wrapped them

Santa wrapped them

For context, Superman invited Martian Manhunter to stay with his family during Christmas. MM is also at the table, Mr. Kent isn't just going crazy.

And later when he sees Superman trying (and failing) to use X-ray vision to peek at them... Man, what a great episode.

My personal favorite arc in that episode is the Flash one. A villain actually helps fix some toys for some kids at his request, after knocking him out cold. When Flash comes to, he's actually surprised and asks the villain if he's booby trapping the toys somehow.

"It's Christmas, Flash" (while looking disapprovingly).

This is why I love the Kents as parents. They were given a abnormal situation (Clark) and came up with unique and creative ways to give their son a normal and loving home.

Love the look on Jonn's face in that scene. Its "i cant believe this is the strongest man alive" look!

Spotted in Thailand - at least they're honest!

Spotted in Thailand - at least they're honest!

Maybe 20

How many have cocks?

Plus A lil ugly one

My friend went to Muay Thai camp in Thailand, and the guys at the camp told him to be careful because the gorgeous ones are usually men.

The Nutcracker

The Nutcracker
The Nutcracker

There's some stiff competition out there.

Oof. Who knew you needed a cup for a half marathon ...

Even my wife winced!

Really subtle color scheme guys...

Really subtle color scheme guys...

Nah can’t be there’s a share button

Batman watches porn confirmed

Thank you stranger

What browser is this?

Thats just impressive

Thats just impressive

You’d think after he beat off 10 cops they’d let him finish

What a fucking legend, I'd shake his hand.

On second thought...

Give that man a medal of some type And some kind of rehab

Wait he beat off the cops and himself?

New post Sometime she has problems recognizing personal space... - -‘

New post Sometime she has problems recognizing personal space... - -‘

To be fair, I also want to sit on that guy's ... lap.

"If I fits, I sits"

Are you pawsitive you’re not in HER space?

most pets wants to sit on its master's lap. dog may not just realized that he's too big already for this.

Try one of these subthreads