Funny funny

Santa wrapped them

Santa wrapped them

For context, Superman invited Martian Manhunter to stay with his family during Christmas. MM is also at the table, Mr. Kent isn't just going crazy.

And later when he sees Superman trying (and failing) to use X-ray vision to peek at them... Man, what a great episode.

My personal favorite arc in that episode is the Flash one. A villain actually helps fix some toys for some kids at his request, after knocking him out cold. When Flash comes to, he's actually surprised and asks the villain if he's booby trapping the toys somehow.

"It's Christmas, Flash" (while looking disapprovingly).

This is why I love the Kents as parents. They were given a abnormal situation (Clark) and came up with unique and creative ways to give their son a normal and loving home.

Love the look on Jonn's face in that scene. Its "i cant believe this is the strongest man alive" look!

Spotted in Thailand - at least they're honest!

Spotted in Thailand - at least they're honest!

Maybe 20

How many have cocks?

Plus A lil ugly one

My friend went to Muay Thai camp in Thailand, and the guys at the camp told him to be careful because the gorgeous ones are usually men.

The Nutcracker

The Nutcracker
The Nutcracker

There's some stiff competition out there.

Oof. Who knew you needed a cup for a half marathon ...

Even my wife winced!

Really subtle color scheme guys...

Really subtle color scheme guys...

Nah can’t be there’s a share button

Batman watches porn confirmed

Thank you stranger

What browser is this?

Thats just impressive

Thats just impressive

You’d think after he beat off 10 cops they’d let him finish

What a fucking legend, I'd shake his hand.

On second thought...

Give that man a medal of some type And some kind of rehab

Wait he beat off the cops and himself?

New post Sometime she has problems recognizing personal space... - -‘

New post Sometime she has problems recognizing personal space... - -‘

To be fair, I also want to sit on that guy's ... lap.

"If I fits, I sits"

Are you pawsitive you’re not in HER space?

most pets wants to sit on its master's lap. dog may not just realized that he's too big already for this.

Not the right place to put quotes

Not the right place to put quotes

Because it's Jerry Sandusky pretending to be an "officer".

In case anyone is wondering, this is fake. Original Here

In case anyone is wondering, this is fake.

I assume it's supposed to be him. Seeing as it's from The Penn State press

Original here

Suprise Mother****** :P

Suprise Mother****** :P

“High five!”

"DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME INSURANCE?"

lol

Need to find someone to do this to

One of the main pictures that is currently circulating from Ventura's fire was photoshopped from the Stranger Things season two promo picture

One of the main pictures that is currently circulating from Ventura's fire was photoshopped from the Stranger Things season two promo picture

Ventura's fire. So hot right now.

It's going around Facebook mostly, I live in the county and people are posting it over and over. Along with a photo of a cross that burned that is still standing and comments of "god is good, the cross is still there!" And fuck the 150-400 families who have lost their homes, I guess.

I was actually on Amtrak from Eugene OR to LA (coast Starlight) tonight and we went right past the Ventura fires. I swear there were blazing patches like 10 meters from the train. I was in the observation car and to be honest it was quite beautiful.

Do you know where the original from the top is from?

My wife and I spent our wedding night at that hotel in the center of the pic.

My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...

My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...

A cemetery is just an expensive landfill for corpses.

A landfill is just a cheap cemetery for trash.

She is making a grave mistake.

All the good puns have been taken, so I’ll just mention that this is an actually funny post on /sub/funny. Good for you OP. Way to work that title game.

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