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Not the right place to put quotes

Not the right place to put quotes

Because it's Jerry Sandusky pretending to be an "officer".

In case anyone is wondering, this is fake. Original Here

In case anyone is wondering, this is fake.

I assume it's supposed to be him. Seeing as it's from The Penn State press

Original here

Suprise Mother****** :P

Suprise Mother****** :P

“High five!”

"DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME INSURANCE?"

lol

Need to find someone to do this to

One of the main pictures that is currently circulating from Ventura's fire was photoshopped from the Stranger Things season two promo picture

One of the main pictures that is currently circulating from Ventura's fire was photoshopped from the Stranger Things season two promo picture

Ventura's fire. So hot right now.

It's going around Facebook mostly, I live in the county and people are posting it over and over. Along with a photo of a cross that burned that is still standing and comments of "god is good, the cross is still there!" And fuck the 150-400 families who have lost their homes, I guess.

I was actually on Amtrak from Eugene OR to LA (coast Starlight) tonight and we went right past the Ventura fires. I swear there were blazing patches like 10 meters from the train. I was in the observation car and to be honest it was quite beautiful.

Do you know where the original from the top is from?

My wife and I spent our wedding night at that hotel in the center of the pic.

My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...

My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...

A cemetery is just an expensive landfill for corpses.

A landfill is just a cheap cemetery for trash.

She is making a grave mistake.

All the good puns have been taken, so I’ll just mention that this is an actually funny post on /sub/funny. Good for you OP. Way to work that title game.

Taking turns keeping lookout

Conducting racoonnaissance

Someone needs to photoshop them firing little assault rifles

Here's my attempt at it :P https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohs7IbtXcC1FQk9xu/giphy.gif

Here's my attempt at it :P

Wack-A-Coon?

Although they're too adorable, I suggest Pet-A-Coon instead

1970s vs now

1970s vs now
1970s vs now

It says sixties. It literally says sixties on the meme and you put 70's in the title...

Reposting is hard, m'kay.

If you're scrolling through Facebook and you stumble upon a meme that makes you think "ah Reddit would love this." Don't post it. We all saw it months ago.

Pew! Pew! Pew! Ping! Pew!

Happy little poopmachines <3

Is that sand or cocaine?

Ginger found the off switch.

Actually, this is called binkying, and it’s how domesticated rabbits express joy. My buns does it in the living room every morning. :)

"Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave."

Kowalski, progress report.

The good news is that we'll be landing shortly. The bad news - we're crash landing!

When I was in Scotland, we went to see the daily "Penguin Walk" at the Edinburgh Zoo. They would file all the penguins out of their enclosure and march them along the path with patrons essentially acting as the barricade. Those little bastards were sneak thieves. If you had something dangling out of your pocket they would quickly try and snap it up with their beaks. One kid almost lost his wallet after a penguin grabbed his wallet chain.

Unfortunately I didn't have anything to entice them with, so they didn't bother coming up to me :(

Sir, we may be out of fuel.

Someone needs to appreciate my brother’s craft as much as I do.

Someone needs to appreciate my brother’s craft as much as I do.
Someone needs to appreciate my brother’s craft as much as I do.

These are just a little things that make shopping enjoyable for me. Some people though would read that and be mortally offended. Blasphemy? I think not

It's TWO of them for $5, and they're both FIVE ounces EACH. Don't feel bad. Took me a minute to get it too.

Or kneel before zod.

So much fear.

So much fear.

Trump: see I'm not racist... I have black friends...

these comments.....

You know you can just upvote the comment you like and not announce it to everyone?

More like “smile little girl or I’ll deport your family”

Try one of these subthreads