Funny funny

Do you want broken hips? Because this is how you get broken hips!

As a nurse, I have never cringed so much and felt so guilty for laughing at the same time.

This is what it looks like when my best friend and I drunk fight.

Well, my friend and I become masters of telekinesis when we get drunk. Both of us don't even need to touch to make the other one fall.

Old people are so fragile:')

What that really is ? :P

/sub/confusedboners

Wondermen

Lol with all nice beards as well.

but seriously /sub/titlegore

They've all got some pretty nice butts/legs and pull it off well.

That's a scarf on my daughter's head and I promised not to post on Facebook.

That's a scarf on my daughter's head and I promised not to post on Facebook.

She looks like the type to poison you.

Hilarious. She gets it from her momma. 😳

Sustained

It's not Facebook so it's OK.

Venus Fly Santa

I nominate venus fly trap for Santa

This is cool.

So does this make Santa a trap?

Hahaha πŸ’œ IT!

Old but gold

Old but gold

Funnily enough, that would actually work!

... no connectivity/internet is the surest way not to get viruses.

No Net November

Abstinence from the Internet? No way.

But i only have Wi-Fi

When I downvote the EA comment with ~600k downvotes

When I downvote the EA comment with ~600k downvotes

Here is the link

If that comment gets downvoted to 1 million , I will tattoo the letters E and A on my nuts.

Lets make it a million.

Thanks.

Maybe it’s maybelline

Maybe it’s maybelline

His hair is fabulous

Maybe he's board with it.

To quote MST3K - "his hair is bouncing and behavin."

Damn

Too far? Not far enough.

Too far? Not far enough.

Come on now....as a Cancer...not cool bro...not cool

Ya calling EA cancer is an insult to cancer.

EA sports, it's in your brain.

Why is everyone picking on EA? What did they do?

EA announces plans for next gen console.

EA announces plans for next gen console.

90% of downvoters and boycotters will still buy.

I'm saving up for their handheld console.

I'm saving up for their .

The problem isn't really the savvy gamers who do boycott and abstain.

The problem are the casual players and the 'whales' who actually do pump hundreds or even thousands into loot boxes and microtransactions who will be funding all this. These types of players typically don't know a single thing about game politics. Many don't even know EA has a bad reputation. The issue isn't the downvotes/boycotters.

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Grower hides from SWAT in warehouse closet

Grower hides from SWAT in warehouse closet

This is some Scooby-Doo level police work here.

He was panicking, then he remembered cops' vision is based on movement.

He's a grower not a shower.

More like assassins creed guards.

"Huh? Who's there? Must've been my imagination."

Try one of these subthreads