Funny funny

Time is a flat circle

Time is a flat circle

God that first season of True Detective was such a masterpiece, I’m going to rewatch it again

True Detective (2014)

Surfer, Dude (2008)

EdTV (1999)

Because that picture is from one of the scenes taking place in the mid-90s, and the makeup artists did a reasonably good job.

Why does Matthew look the youngest in 2014?

This cat dreaming is the funniest thing ever!

He dreamed of crossing the street but i think he didnt make it?

He's riding his teeny, tiny bicicleta.

He's dead.

He was really careful at first, then saw his chance, took it, but was nicked just before he made it. A tragic one.

When your friend's Hallowe'en party invites are so epic that Canada Post thinks they were damaged in the mailstream (but delivers them anyway).

When your friend's Hallowe'en party invites are so epic that Canada Post thinks they were damaged in the mailstream (but delivers them anyway).

I mean, I'm a bit baffled that they were convinced enough to seal the envelope in an apologetic polybag, and at the same time unconcerned enough about the bloody handprints to deliver the letter.

That's an awesome invite.

It really is! This couple throws an amazing Hallowe'en party every year, and the invitations are always next-level.

I love Canadian apologies.

Probably the best costume

Probably the best costume

Wow. Such gluten.

I wonder if that's a purebread doggo.

Cute until he makes his own loaf in it :{

He’s inbread doggo

Karma is a bitch

Mom needs to recheck her fluid dynamics calculations.

I'll be honest, I was mostly watching the dog's mellow reaction to the whole thing

Water bottle: you think I don't watch the internet?

little girl actually changed them before mom set up test.

Proof that the Hawking time-travel party actually worked

Proof that the Hawking time-travel party actually worked

What if we invent time travel, but letting the past know has proven to be catastrophic, so no one showed up

I like that Hawking has the audacity to think that anyone would want to go to a party he’s throwing. What if time travelers go to all sorts of great parties throughout time and they were all like “Hawkings got a party? Pffft, laaaaaame.”

For anyone wondering, when asked about whether time travel was possible Hawkins responded;

We are all travelling forward in time anyway. We can fast forward by going off in a rocket at high speed and return to find everyone on Earth much older or dead. Einstein's general theory of relativity seems to offer the possibility that we could warp space-time so much that we could travel back in time. However, it is likely that warping would trigger a bolt of radiation that would destroy the spaceship and maybe the space-time itself. I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible. I gave a party for time-travelers, but I didn't send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2012/07/steven-hawking-on-time-travel-m-theory-and-extra-terrestr...

Maybe there's a really really strict and effective time police unit that's very good at keeping illegal travel under wraps.

After a long exhausting day at the park.

After a long exhausting day at the park.
After a long exhausting day at the park.

Rule 13, RIP.

I'm on reddit every day and have never seen this. Half of reddit is reposts. Downvote and move on.

Can I preorder a few

I Do It, Than I Win...

I Do It, Than I Win...

/sub/titlegore

Seriously, though. Is OP a bot?

No one wants a touch-TV. Every touch item is supposed to be hand held. This is dumb.

Looks like OP's account has become a bot yes. of all OP's posts; all but one have been in the last day.

Smartphone Addiction

Smartphone Addiction

Taking selfie for Tinder profile picture.

Are those blackberries?

I also have a friend who would like to know...

So is the one on the right single? Asking for a friend.

This boy won the Fancy Dress competition. "I argued with my wife"

This boy won the Fancy Dress competition. "I argued with my wife"

Domestic abuse is never funny, also that boy must be married to a paedophile. I'm writing to the daily mail about this.

I was knocked out cold by my ex-girlfriend once. Domestic abuse really shouldn't be a punch-line...

Is his wife Floyd Mayweather?

Also why is this a costume, let alone, one for a child?

Pfft, ha.

Domestic abuse is always funny when it happens to men because they all deserve it, am I right?

Try one of these subthreads