Funny funny

When she runs to vader instead of a Disney Princess!

When she runs to vader instead of a Disney Princess!

Understandable considering the shit she went through in the Schindlers List.

A fine role model for her as long as you wait until she's older to have a more adult conversation about the treason he committed towards the end of his life.

And I thought Vader was dark.

Disney don't care they cash in either way. Those guys own everything except Minions and Wonder Woman.

Resistance is futile.

Resistance is futile.

So Lo-cute-us.

"Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"

Resistance is infantile

Coming this fall......Terminator Begins.

Think about what you're doing when you park like a moron.

Think about what you're doing when you park like a moron.

is there a sub for shitty parking notes? does that even happen often enough to warrant a sub?

I post quality content and it never sees the light of day. I post silly stuff like this and people upvote it. You people do it to yourselves, not my fault💁🏼

That's some excellent copypasta

As often as it gets posted here, it ought to have its own sub.

My favourite South Park joke

My favourite South Park joke

I'm not a miner dumbass, you see a shovel in my hand?

Midgets piss me off.

(Me too)

At that point it's no longer a penis. It's a foot.

I always loved how they pretty much kept "most" of their 3rd/4th grade innocence.

I'm an EMT. After a very wet, very messy birth call, I went home to change clothes. Came back to this on my locker.

I'm an EMT. After a very wet, very messy birth call, I went home to change clothes. Came back to this on my locker.

I swear to all that is holy. I was 5 feet away from the patient. Her water broke, it super soakered its way all 5 feet to my eyes and mouth.

PPE = Personal Protective Equipment

Definitely needed! In our last kid's birth, the OBGYN went to see if the membrane was intact- it burst all over her pants. I'm sure the parents were grateful you were there!

That's power. The chosen kid.

Got this from a kickstarter i funded lol

Got this from a kickstarter i funded lol

The Oatmeal?

Children are our future... unless we stop them now.

Yup! Their Kickstarter for their new game Bears vs Babies! And the NSFW deck to be more specific

Bears vs babies?

Showing off his new pair of shoes

Showing off his new pair of shoes

Hello, Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and dog enthusiast. Is your dog making too much noise all the time? Is your dog constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your dog clawing at your furniture? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid! There is!

Someone has to say it; Your dog hates this

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a puppy dog, no time to bark.

Doggie cloggies!

At supercon I was taking a picture with a Jawa.. didn't realize the deadpool till I got home

At supercon I was taking a picture with a Jawa.. didn't realize the deadpool till I got home

Wow an actual deadpool costume and not just a shitty morph-suit.

"Wow an actual deadpool"

You mean Ryan Reynolds.

Those are both incredible costumes, I have never seen one that screen accurate too.

What are the pros and cons of a pro going to cons?

What the fuck are you doing?

You people making llama jokes are going to feel silly when you find out those are alpacas.

"That girl aint right."

-Llamas

Alpaca bag for them

an alpacamera

Expert Beauty Tips From A Pro!

Expert Beauty Tips From A Pro!

It's a diagram of how to wear sunglasses. She forgets sometimes.

=SQR(i)

This isn't square root

This is long division

From eyebrow to sidebrow, we got you covered, Covergirl

Try one of these subthreads