"...when the crab people come." excuse me wat
This is the kind of horoscope I can get behind
Ahh Pisces, gotta get their shit together
Cancer is also worrying..
And still the worst part is the crappy emoticon taking up too much space.
I like it... "Not so fucking funny now is it?"
Man, I really understand this girl.
I was at a really nice dinner with a girl I was dating back in college and accidentally spilled a massive glass of water directly into my lap. About 90% of the water just went straight into my crotch before I was able to grab the glass.
I just looked at the cup in my hand and loudly said, "Fine! Whatever! Let's just get this whole fucking cup of water all over me!"
I then proceeded to dump the remaining water in the cup onto my lap, followed by, "That's great! Now its all out. Glad we could do that right!"
Pretty sure that is the most bizarre and potentially psychopathic thing I have done in my entire life. College is fucking stressful, man.
Obviously nobody in this thread is Mexican. This is a common tradition in Mexico and other countries to slam the birthday girl's/guy's face into the cake after blowing out the candles. Usually they only do it hard enough for them to get some on their nose, but the older you get the more likely you are going to get a face-full (at least for guys anyways). I used to hate that shit when I was smaller too, but if I did what this girl did I would've gotten my ass beat. :(
Yea. It's the Starbucks on East north street. Where the fresh market used to be.
Edit. Reddit is weird, a picture that's 3 years old.
I'll take premises liability for $200,000 Alex.
As someone who's city streets are all numbered, that's a really confusing address
I love the expression of the other dog. He doesn't know what is going on.
He just looks at her like "Wait, are you not seeing this???"
I love the dog on the couch looking at her like "You seeing this shit?"
"I think I ate too many of those acid laced rawhides."
I need that shirt
Sizing goes up to 6 XL, they know their target market!
I have that shirt and have worn it on every trip to European countries since I've had it.
The real impressive thing about these videos is how little he reacts after making it on his 2000th try.
The dog in the background barely flinched... must be thinking, "not this shit again"...
That's a pretty blunt joke.
edit: Thanks for the dank gold kind stranger.
A very long time being the few minutes between seeing it and reposting it
Oh fuck it's 4/20 today isn't it
Pic stolen from here.
I, too, have recently been on AskReddit
Doing a reddit-demigod's work pal.
theory goes. because OP stole the picture from someone else's post. However upon further investigation, OP is a Reposter. Reddit Hivemind do not like OPs that repost other OPs stuff.
"It's like trying to claim credit for painting the Monalisa. All know you didn't paint it." I did, with paint, and brushes and stuff." /s
High enough to watch back
God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to everything that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so." And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. (Gen. 1:29-31)
And on the seventh day God leaned back and fired one up?
Well done, Sir
HOW did you even get on this show? You know what, I don't even wanna know. Show me "A family" top answer
I can't even watch a minute of Steve Harvey. What an asshat.
Show me potato salad!