Funny funny

No one gets cake

And still the worst part is the crappy emoticon taking up too much space.

I like it... "Not so fucking funny now is it?"

Man, I really understand this girl.

I was at a really nice dinner with a girl I was dating back in college and accidentally spilled a massive glass of water directly into my lap. About 90% of the water just went straight into my crotch before I was able to grab the glass.

I just looked at the cup in my hand and loudly said, "Fine! Whatever! Let's just get this whole fucking cup of water all over me!"

I then proceeded to dump the remaining water in the cup onto my lap, followed by, "That's great! Now its all out. Glad we could do that right!"

Pretty sure that is the most bizarre and potentially psychopathic thing I have done in my entire life. College is fucking stressful, man.

Obviously nobody in this thread is Mexican. This is a common tradition in Mexico and other countries to slam the birthday girl's/guy's face into the cake after blowing out the candles. Usually they only do it hard enough for them to get some on their nose, but the older you get the more likely you are going to get a face-full (at least for guys anyways). I used to hate that shit when I was smaller too, but if I did what this girl did I would've gotten my ass beat. :(

Throwback Thursday

Jeff beats him

I think

The real impressive thing about these videos is how little he reacts after making it on his 2000th try.

Damn right

The dog in the background barely flinched... must be thinking, "not this shit again"...

Seriously guys. Grow up.

Seriously guys. Grow up.

I can't afford coke. I can barely afford rent.

If you did coke, maybe you'd be able to earn that rent money.

Classic coke addict thinking

Rehashing Daniel Tosh jokes from years ago? What are we, 15?

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Gotta admire the self-awareness here.

Gotta admire the self-awareness here.

Who else thought the girl next to him had no trousers on at first glance?

Should've worn a beanie the same color has his skin

I remarked, where are her knickers?! Good day sir!

What a dickhead

Schrodinger's Sugar

Schrodinger's Sugar
I believe this was proven to be photoshopped. 

Google search for  "sugar free label"

I believe this was proven to be photoshopped.

Google search for

Plot Twist: It's the price sticker

Could be, but plenty of stuff like this in the real world. Like "fat free" cooking spray that's literally 100% fat.

I looked carefully through old tumblr posts and now I'm a gay furry.

Please post the link if you can find it.

I have... stuff... to do now.

That time I faceswapped with a Botero

That time I faceswapped with a Botero

I find it scary the painting does not look that different...

Defacing a painting is a crime.

looks like wierd Al in that painting in the back.

It's the eyes

Murica

Murica

I need that shirt

Just 4 u bby

Sizing goes up to 6 XL, they know their target market!

I have that shirt and have worn it on every trip to European countries since I've had it.

That put Steve in a difficult position.

That put Steve in a difficult position.

HOW did you even get on this show? You know what, I don't even wanna know. Show me "A family" top answer

I can't even watch a minute of Steve Harvey. What an asshat.

Show me potato salad!

I think I read somewhere that Nick Cage has the most scientifically perfect face.

The best wingman you could ask for

The best wingman you could ask for

Pic stolen from here.

I, too, have recently been on AskReddit

Doing a reddit-demigod's work pal.

theory goes. because OP stole the picture from someone else's post. However upon further investigation, OP is a Reposter. Reddit Hivemind do not like OPs that repost other OPs stuff.

"It's like trying to claim credit for painting the Monalisa. All know you didn't paint it." I did, with paint, and brushes and stuff." /s

Foul ball(s)

Foul ball(s)

Kid in the blue shirt and black hat likes what he sees.

original

Wait I recognize that nude guy.. he's from the picture of him at a park and a little boy is cringing while looking at him. Photoshop?

And the Red Sox fan behind him, "Yeah, bro, it is pretty impressive. No homo."

Try one of these subthreads