Funny funny

Don't know if that's the right kind of protection...

Don't know if that's the right kind of protection...

Look if the stats are good I will wear it.

"At least my dick is safe"

No, his dick fits into the balls part, the "cock" is actually a thermos for chai latte.

Does his dick, actually, go inside it? Either way I'd argue that it actually makes for a more prominent target

These subtitles are really helping, thanks.

These subtitles are really helping, thanks.

Blood in, blood out. Or Bound by honor. Depends on what it's called. Fucking great great movie.

Si, carnal. Vatos Locos forever.

You're probably not supposed to understand what they're saying.

[Speaking in Spanish]

One of the fifth-graders I work with made this in his science class. It wasn't even for a grade.

One of the fifth-graders I work with made this in his science class. It wasn't even for a grade.

It needs to be put in as extra credit somehow.

Forgot in the differences columns

Can Smell What He is Cooking : Does Not Cook

Good thing it wasn't for a grade.

Wait. Isn't it wrong to do something that's not for a grade?

Have you ever seen the rock getting destroyed?… That's what I thought.

When your gf helps you on your paper , and leaves helpful nice comments

When your gf helps you on your paper , and leaves helpful nice comments

Analogy is spot on. That sentence you wrote is fucking terrible. My goodness.

In the middle of being terrible, it kept being fucking terrible.

Obligatory thanks for the gold.

Since we're helping, OP, the past tense of lead is led. Also, you should combine the first and second sentence into one.

Damn all you have to do is post something funny enough to get on the front page and you get free paper writing help! If only I was funny...

the perfect shot

Who's a good boy now, bitch!?

Who's the bitch now, bitch?!

I love how he brought down the thunder of dog with that hammer paw.

Well its just playing. Hes not a dick. I did the same and my dog loved me over everything.

Seriously guys. Grow up.

Seriously guys. Grow up.

I can't afford coke. I can barely afford rent.

If you did coke, maybe you'd be able to earn that rent money.

Classic coke addict thinking

Rehashing Daniel Tosh jokes from years ago? What are we, 15?

Gotta admire the self-awareness here.

Gotta admire the self-awareness here.

Who else thought the girl next to him had no trousers on at first glance?

Should've worn a beanie the same color has his skin

I remarked, where are her knickers?! Good day sir!

What a dickhead

Leslie Knope's brownie experience

Leslie Knope's brownie experience

This reminds me of when back in middle school my homeroom teacher made brownies for us. Everything was going fine until someone asked what's a carrot doing in my brownie. Turns out she had baked vegetables into the brownie to make them healthier. Still pretty good though

I thought they were gonna be pot brownies.

Leslie, I just googled your symptoms and it says you may have 'network connectivity problems'...

Chandler: Phoebe, were these "funny brownies"?

Phoebe: Not particularly. Although I do think they had pot in them.

Did we just become...breast friends?

she held on waaaay longer than necessary. i think they just fell in love

Is this how lesbians are made?

I know I did!

That was no accident.

Amazing that it can just drop to 0 like that

Amazing that it can just drop to 0 like that

Shouldn't the drop come exactly at 20 and not start at 19?

Probably they only took data points for exact ages. So at age 19 (which encompasses up to the day before you turn 20), there were lots of teen pregnancies. But all of those teen pregnancies were marked on the chart at exactly 19, not 19.5 or 19.75, etc.

Yes, that graph shows it dropping dramatically after 19, and staying absolutely level after 20.

Chances of dying drop to zero when you die.

Try one of these subthreads