Why do we have to do taxes in the first place? the irs already has all the information it needs to do our taxes for us .
First of all, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Do you really trust the government to give you back everything you're owed without fudge get up occasinally? I look at it as a kind of checks and balances thing.
It's basically "Do the work yourself and we'll check to see if you're lying."
You must not have seen very much
Actually pretty funny as far as /sub/badfaketexts go
I have an 8 foot blanket...it covers mostly everything
This is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, holy hell.
They must feel very out of place, considering that Middle Earth had no black characters.
Fair enough .... retracting my douchness
This has been reposted every day since the movie came out.
So am I but I still hadn't heard it.
All animals erase the want to live dividing line.
I have been on /sub/dontdeadopeninside too much today.
Dog tastes like damp wet dog hair smells. Cat is like a meaty chicken flavour.
I didn't like either enough to try again. There's a reason meat animals are eaten, it's cause they taste better.
No gramps, it's 2018, we eat now.
Dude. That kid's got some absurdly long legs.
It's called superior genes from a supermodel and a
"Yabaa doo"! "Ahhh Fladdum" "Sal de muchen, frazzenrah!" "A Mucka shoo?" "Argay. Orrgay!"
Post is fake. No one would say no to Elon. Also, post is fake. Did I mention that already?
What kind of idiot says no to Elon? I'm not even gay and I would say yes.
Fucking Australia, if you put up nets that will only keep out all the good sharks; the bad sharks will just ignore the nets.
as someone pointed out, (and got downvoted,) Australia's solution is to bait and kill the sharks
edit: one of Australia's solutions
imagines battle where everyone is swinging sharks
Are you suggesting we do this with guns?
It's all fun and games til one of them accidentally shits in the heating vent.
This warmed my heart probably as much as your daughters butt.
It's a baby and a dog. It's bound to happen.
This is one of those comments that's sweet until taken out of context, then it's just randomly creepy.
Totally agree dude, this wasn’t funny at all
That's a poor lady down on her luck.
No need to make fun of that.
Thats not really funny man, common you know better than that.
Where's the funny? It's just some old person eyeballing you sitting in your car as they walk by.
No one expects to upvote the Spanish inquisition
Yeah, that's the joke. You got it.
no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
guilt is heavy honesty is weightless