No, you just misinterpreted the instructions. It very clearly says to "Color the Scene." You need to color the rebel scum hiding in the Hoth mountains in the background.
Hoth is white.
I refuse to accept until you, with pencil crayon, lightly blacken Vader and the creases of the Troopers gear.
you'd better do an update with cat wedding pics.
Most wonderful. RSVP?
2-2:30 Ends at 2:30 Brady really wants people out by 2:30
I hope you go!
Doesn't use an armrest, doesn't recline, doesn't need leg room, is a pupper. That's who I want to sit next to.
Seems like a chill dude
I like how he smiles because he thinks its a photo and doesnt notice its a video
Probably smells better than most airline passengers too.
So that's why a random beer can hit my windshield that one time I was driving over a bridge.
I swear, officer!
I must've gotten lucky. It came through my sunroof, right into my cup holder.
Guy at every party for the next 20years: "Hey remember that time we were in a boat and I threw a beer over a bridge and you caught it!?"
left out motivation.
He's was going to include it but didn't feel like it.
I think it's the other way around
This is the face of a dog who is going to take a shit in an undisclosed bedroom later
Slave labor went out years ago in the agriculture business ya racist.
This really reminds me of a dog we used to have.
He was a great dog, really nice and playful, however he had one tiny flaw. Anytime there were loud noises like fireworks and such and we were out of the house, he would climb our tiny metal spiral staircase, break into my room and take a shit on my pillow. Nowhere else in the house would do, it had to be my on pillow. My family thought it was hilarious.
We tried setting up a baby gate to prevent him from getting up the stairs. He would knock it over every time. He couldn't figure out how to get down the staircase though so every time we would get home I find his smiling mug waiting for me at the top to carry him down.
Was walking loyally by person's side. Started getting hit with grass projectiles. Remained loyal to owner and kept going. I love these creatures.
The one on the left got the Jack Nicholson stare.
This is how people go missing.
I think he was referring to
Waking up is pretty hard, I'd call that a compliment
My son's kindergarten class created a "cookbook" in which they were asked what the best things they eat at home were, and how to make them (in their own words).
My son's entries: "My dad is the best cook! I like meatloaf the best. You get some meat and a loaf. Then cook it." (Insert hand drawn picture of him, smiling, and holding what looks to be a chunk of brown turd in his hand. Atop a square next to him is what looks to be a much larger chunk of brown turd.)
"My mom she makes me good corn. First she gets a can of corn. And I eat it".
(Hand drawn picture of him holding a yellow ear of corn to his mouth and smiling. It's sort of long, almost cylindrical, like a tall glass of piss. Atop a square drawn next to him, a can of corn. It looks like an urinalysis sample.)
Finally: "For our Thanksgiving, my dad makes a turkey. His secret ingredient is turkey bones." (Self-drawn picture of him smiling and holding that damn turd again. Next to him is a turkey. Like a live, smiling turkey, with its feet attached and many colorful feathers and a wattle. The turkey is also holding what looks like a brown turd in his wing.)
I mean just ask batman how lousy his parents are at waking up.
My favorite cook book is the one my sisters kindergarten class made....each kid submitted a recipe. My favorite was chocolate cake.....
one can of whipped cream four peas in it
cook in the oven at 4.
There are 20 something recipes like it with illustrations. I cry laugh everytime I read it
This is funny, but I can't say it fits the definition of irony, OP.
Oh, the coincidence!
I think irony would be if the first one fell just short of the second.. effectively not causing the Domino effect
Sigh... what did you do?
Assuming this is legit, OP probably sucks for A: being a teenager. B: crying about his parents. C: complains about his dad using a meme, then posts it in the internet for giggles.
As a dad I say it's all bs.
Seriously. Let's put off the whole "you guys don't have a sense of humor" thingie, because I do believe that the way Yoda talks can be exploited for fun.
First, Yoda is entirely capable of speaking a sentence in a proper order. First quote I found, "Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose".
Second, Yoda's speech seems to be less of a verbal tick and more of an intentional thing. He seems to switch around direct objects to deliver them before the clause that uses them. Example, normally one would say "The dark side of the Force is anger, fear, and aggression". Yoda says "Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they."
So what does this pedantry tell us? That the image macro in the OP should read, "An asshole, you are".
Okay, so let's assume we don't care about the rules that much as long as we produce something funny. Is "Hole of ass you are" really that funny. Considering how many good Yoda jokes there are, is switching around asshole to "hole of ass" really that good of an attempt?
No unnecessary profanity, perfect show of how Yoda speaks, and the joke isn't just "haha Yoda speaks funny", since the proper meaning of the 7 8 9 joke still remains. Literally, it's the exact same thing, "because 6 7 8", but in Yoda speech it is exactly how he speaks.
Respond with "Son of Bitch I am"