Funny funny

So, is this the stuff they teach at church now?

So, is this the stuff they teach at church now?

And if you're 5'-11" the church swipes left.

6ft man here, can confirm. My dog drooled all over the kitchen floor the other day and I slipped on it.

My best guess is "The spoken gospel can be so moving that it can bring a man to his knees to pray before God." Still seems like a stretch.

I don't get it. I mean, I get why it's funny, but I don't get why it means in the church language. You know, Jesusese.

Drinking at 21 vs drinking at 26

Drinking at 21 vs drinking at 26

Apparently, my 20's lasted longer than your 20's.

My 30's have lasted longer than your 20's.

28yo here, right now life is a mix of both of these and it's confusing as fuck. Like when you go to a wedding and just have one, only to realize after the bar is closed everyone else is trashed (including the bride/groom and all your friends). Or you meet up with friends on the weekend (for brunch or beers), and on your 4th drink everyone else is still on their first.

me at 21: one cocktail on special occasions while my friends have rigged elaborate straw contraptions so they can drink hands-free from the bags of franzia they have duct taped to their stomach

me at 29: all my friends are drinking one cocktail on special occasions while i have to rotate between 4 different walmarts and aldis so cashiers don't judge me for being the regular who buys 6 bottles of ultra cheap wine every week

whoops

Pretty much guaranteed to crash

Pretty much guaranteed to crash

If you find that it keeps crashing, you may need to update the driver.

But I just installed the windows!

Thing is...ive used windows 10 since it came out, on 3 machines now, and I have yet to have it crash...

Microsoft license enforcement is getting out of control.

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Only seven minutes old and already fed up with life

Only seven minutes old and already fed up with life

That baby worked 50 hours this week and came home to find his wife passed out drunk at 7 pm again.

This baby is definitely an Italian baby from a working-class neighborhood in NYC. His family owns a pizzeria, or maybe a deli.

I'm only seven minutes old and somebody has already put me on the internet

At least there is leftover pasta fazool in the fridge and he still has his hair...

What house would you belong to? I found this behind my office

What house would you belong to? I found this behind my office

"Yer a hazard, Harry."

http://imgur.com/ue1FlGQ

Architect = Ravenclaw

Foreman = Slytherin

High-rise steelworker = Gryffindor

Lunch truck guy = Hufflepuff

Actually this is just the actor without the cgi and motion capture post processing. Like in Pirates of the Caribbean. Here's a shot from on set.

Actually this is just the actor without the cgi and motion capture post processing. Like in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Never slept in this pot until the day I planted bulbs in it.

Never slept in this pot until the day I planted bulbs in it.

Before you planted in it the soil was hard and compacted. Now it's soft and fluffy.

I also use dead rabbits as fertilizer.

Correct answer here

There are many bulbs that are poisonous for pets, including daffodils, some lilies and tulips.

So just make sure he's only sleeping.

The Papacy Exposed!

The Papacy Exposed!

Sanctum Peter Cottium Deus in re unium hippitus hoppitus Reus Domine

In suus via torreum Lepus in re sanctum hippitus hoppitus Reus Domine

Great episode. "To bad for you it was a double cross." Great when Kyle has to kill Jesus too.

Dude, I'm a Jew. I can't kill Jesus.

Eric Cartman can never know about this

This is not the Pope but St Nicholas aka Sinterklaas. It's part of a Dutch December tradition and it's were Santa Claus is based on.

(Santa Claus - Sinter klaas you see? Sounds the same)

Chinese firefighters training

Chinese firefighters training

You ought to see what they do at red lights

Thanks for gold kind stranger

This is actually pretty badass.

Are Chinese firefighters part of the military?

And those officers in back watching in total stoic silence is great.

Chinese fire drill Is a prank where the occupants of a car stopped at red light, get out of the car circle the car and then return to their seats

Clever sign between a dojo and a coffee shop in my hometown.

Clever sign between a dojo and a coffee shop in my hometown.

I believe it's called a flin flang.

Is that a flannel yin yang?

No, it's in Ti Chown

But Chai means tea... So that sign says Tea Tea

Did not go well.....

It wasn't meant to go well, this is from jackass

So in a sense it went well.

Omg their names are Preston and Weeman and this is from Jackass. Kids these days know nothing.

It went according to plan

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