I had really good decaf once. I was up all night wondering how they made it taste so much like real coffee.
HAHA! I'm stealing this!
I was like, mhm, mhm, oh...... You got me.
Too late - I already did it :)
You know how many free hours of AOL they just wasted?!?!
Is this what it's like to have an engineering degree and no job?
Still cheaper than .223
Ministry of Silly Walks approves.
"i have a silly walk, and id like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it"
QWOP 2: Electric Boogaloo
The Floor is lava
I went to Catholic school when I was a kid, and every Thursday, I'd walk with the rest of my class to a nearby church and attend a students-only mass. Unlike the rest of my friends, though, I hadn't been baptized, which meant that I was expressly forbidden from participating in the "snack time" period of the service. Everyone else would stand up, shuffle between the pews, and get their little cracker, while I was forced to sit and watch, envious and hungry.
Mass usually took place immediately before lunchtime, which may have been part of the issue.
Anyway, one day, the local priest came to my class to discuss something or other, and he brought a collection of unblessed communion wafers with him. Since they hadn't yet been subjected to the ritualistic hand-waving and prayer-reciting process, I was finally allowed to consume one... but before I had the chance, one of my classmates made an observation:
"These taste different!" she said.
Our teacher – a former nun – nodded knowingly. "Yes, they always taste different when they haven't been blessed."
This seemed peculiar to me... and it prompted me to ask a question of my own: "When you bless them," I asked the priest, "do all of the... these... in the church get blessed?"
"Yes, that's why we keep them in the tabernacle," the priest replied.
The conversation continued after that, but I wasn't listening anymore; I was busy hatching a plan. With as much dexterity as my nine-year-old fingers could manage, I broke my wafer in half, sampling the smaller of the two and then keeping the larger piece in my desk. When the next Thursday rolled around, I brought the bit that I'd saved along with me, waited for the blessing to occur, then ate the rest of it.
It tasted the same to me.
TL;DR: I once stole a blessing in an effort to taste-test Jesus.
Once again, maths and logic meddling with religion.
First off, this is hilarious. But you got me curious, so here’s some math: with a generous assumption of 1 g per wafer, if you wanted to accumulate 150 lbs you’d need to attend church weekly for 1,308.7 years.
150 lbs * 453.5 g/lb = 68,025 grams / 52 = 1,308.7
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Same with EA.
I don't get it.
Being fair, I find that ubisoft games are usually average to above average. It's just thier trailers really are amazing and dont represent the product.
slow applause *
That's why you always limit yourself to no more than 15 schnitzengruben.
Haha this is great although I don't think it works that way :P
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Contents: No mustard. No mustard seed. No mustard plant. None. Nil. Nihil. Nada. Nein. Don't ask. No. Just stop.
If it contains mustard seed and is actually red mustard that is weird :P Green ketchup and purple ketchup was actually the most disgusting.
If you're gonna have an English name, this is an awesome one =)
Optimus Prime is so kawaiii
That's more of a Latin name, isn't it?
I'd bet his brother name Bumblebee
I played the alphabet game growing up.
That why I always time traveled(slept the whole way).
I like this gif/image comic thingy
Ahhh the go ol' 80's. Don't worry I feel your pain and also shared a tear.
Now I must go and kill a bear with my "bear" hands to feel manly again.
Well they obviously are worthy because they are both knighted
Behind every great actor is a problem child. Probably drove their teachers to drink.
...says the fake William Shatner