"...revenge is like the sweetest joy next to chasing kitties" - 2Paw
Only Dog can judge me
I guess we found the culprit to the poisiden plane swatting
well it is...
3 oranges + one lemon makes a very nice batch of orange juice
When life gives you lemons.. make orange juice? This is how I shall live my life from this day forward.
That does sound very apeeling.
Orange juice with lemon in it is delicious actually
"I just wanna hear the dirty stuff, you can forego the boring details surrounding it"
Shouldn't there be an app for this by now?
There is. Sindr
My SIL told me when she went to confession and told the priest how many times she had lied, she would add one because she was lying about how many times she lied.
Damn, that's a good price for that.
It actually says "Fresh greens for a cat or dog to eat." 犬・猫の食べる生野菜
Looks like it's little grass plants for them to eat when their stomach is upset.
Well, that would explain the word "pussy" (for cat)
Apparently, my 20's lasted longer than your 20's.
My 30's have lasted longer than your 20's.
28yo here, right now life is a mix of both of these and it's confusing as fuck. Like when you go to a wedding and just have one, only to realize after the bar is closed everyone else is trashed (including the bride/groom and all your friends). Or you meet up with friends on the weekend (for brunch or beers), and on your 4th drink everyone else is still on their first.
me at 21: one cocktail on special occasions while my friends have rigged elaborate straw contraptions so they can drink hands-free from the bags of franzia they have duct taped to their stomach
me at 29: all my friends are drinking one cocktail on special occasions while i have to rotate between 4 different walmarts and aldis so cashiers don't judge me for being the regular who buys 6 bottles of ultra cheap wine every week
And if you're 5'-11" the church swipes left.
6ft man here, can confirm. My dog drooled all over the kitchen floor the other day and I slipped on it.
My best guess is "The spoken gospel can be so moving that it can bring a man to his knees to pray before God." Still seems like a stretch.
I don't get it. I mean, I get why it's funny, but I don't get why it means in the church language. You know, Jesusese.
If you find that it keeps crashing, you may need to update the driver.
But I just installed the windows!
Thing is...ive used windows 10 since it came out, on 3 machines now, and I have yet to have it crash...
Microsoft license enforcement is getting out of control.
That baby worked 50 hours this week and came home to find his wife passed out drunk at 7 pm again.
This baby is definitely an Italian baby from a working-class neighborhood in NYC. His family owns a pizzeria, or maybe a deli.
I'm only seven minutes old and somebody has already put me on the internet
At least there is leftover pasta fazool in the fridge and he still has his hair...
"Yer a hazard, Harry."
Architect = Ravenclaw
Foreman = Slytherin
High-rise steelworker = Gryffindor
Lunch truck guy = Hufflepuff
Actually this is just the actor without the cgi and motion capture post processing. Like in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Before you planted in it the soil was hard and compacted. Now it's soft and fluffy.
I also use dead rabbits as fertilizer.
Correct answer here
There are many bulbs that are poisonous for pets, including daffodils, some lilies and tulips.
So just make sure he's only sleeping.