If you think breaking a mirror leads to seven years of bad luck,
just try breaking a condom.
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That's an /sub/adporn gold!
haha it looked so weird until i realised the phone is actually on the floor
No, clearly those are just large playing cards
How it feels to hold an iPhone 4 after using an iPhone 7 plus
You forgot the banana to compare
. . . of which you are the moderator and sole member.
Bugs me theres no end quote.
I laffed tho
That is correct
Thanks buy my aunt already shared this on Facebook ten times.
It looks like a stroke
Butterfly or breast stroke
So someone actually bought that.... I've seen that in sky mall for many years
Thanks for the nightmares I'll be having this evening.
Genies are bitter because nobody ever asks them what they want.
What the fuck is up with dude's smile on the last frame?
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
They already address that in the comic. At one point in your past you had three wishes.
I love the fact a line drawing was censored.
Gas station manager here. People are complete dumbass when using restrooms.
Bullshit. Like the toilet in a gas station would have a seat. Hell, I even stopped at gas station in Kingman, AZ once and there was no toilet. Just the hole with the wax ring. People were still shitting and pissing in it.
Only partially sensored..to make things appear larger than they are.
I bone my dog with love
I love boning my dog
Probably the parents of the teen that's been plowing their wiener dog
Doesn't count if its your own dog.
Maybe those are her real boobs
Wouldn't that hurt her real boobs?
At this point I'm too afraid to ask.
How do boobs work?
This is pretty much the extent of a pug's purpose and abilities in life.
Stop laughing at me.
Love the paw. "Human...I get it...no"
I laughed to hard, hot coffee came out of my nose. Thanks!!
Should've signed it "Thank you, Management" then it would be much more clear.
In that case, the original messenger doesn't even use the fridge but sees people open it and it's gross. They probably wonder how people can stomach leaving their food in there and just wants everyone to be more responsible for things people share.
I am not sure which side is left or right in my scenario but it sure hits home.
haha man i sure showed those liberals on the internet today. i’m so smart.
I ain't cleaning shit out of a fridge that has an "Upstate New York Poison Center" magnet on it.