Funny funny

Guy demonstrates different kinds of walking


*edit: 89 different kinds of walking

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That gif went on for so long, I thought maybe I had forgotten which one started it.

This guy put more effort into this video than I've put into my entire life. Well done!!

Edit: my highest comment is highlighting how lazy I am, how fitting

Thank you for counting.

Googly eyes make everything better

He has a weird resemblance to Bender

"Kiss my shiny metal aaaaAAAAAH! WHOAH! THE ZOMBIE IS ATTACKING ME!"

amazing loop



The galaxy lies on Orion's Belt...

Want perfect sunny side up eggs? This technique will likely result in the successful use of this mold.


Put a non-stick skillet on low heat. Add a small, small amount of oil. Add the egg, and walk away. With low heat, you're able to cook the white all the way through without burning the bottom. The yolk will stay beautiful and runny.

Walk away and prepare the rest of your breakfast while the egg cooks until the top of the white is set. Don't move it!


when you yolk, but she keep on fryin


You're not my Superviso.....

Walk? Piece of cake.

Ugh, that's such an asshole Shiba move. Ours would yank right out, till we shut that game down with a proper Martingale collar.

Spoiled ass little shit. Shibas seem sweet, but they seem like such dicks at the same time

My brother's dog looks like Hitler.

My brother's dog looks like Hitler.

Bad time to be a cat...

In uniform

Sieg Heel, boy! Sieg Heel.... Oh who's a good Fuhrer? Mein Doggo!

Haha! Actually her best friend is a black cat.

Looks like I found your mom's parking spot.

Looks like I found your mom's parking spot.

Definitely not my wife's parking spot.

I agree, definitely not your wife's

I legit went to high school with a guy named B.J. King. Poor bastard.

I second this.

Bird's nest in a tree

Bird's nest in a tree

TIL Birds can read.

Some crows are smarter than 5 yr old children, who can kinda read. The only logical conclusion is that crows too can read.

Source: Am science.

Source: Am science.

No you're.... sees name

Oh. I guess you are.

He has problems taking things literally.

Like a kleptomaniac.

"No stains means it never happened"

"No stains means it never happened"

She's already planning her next can see it in those cold blank eyes

Sociopath here! Did you know that a UV light is good for more than just finding out how much semen has collected on your bedsheets? They also have the distinct benefit of breaking down DNA. Blood from a messy murder get on your carpet? Shine it right on there and then ammonia it down. Sure it's blood officer, but who's blood is it? ;)

She's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

If crime shows/movies taught me anything, as soon as blood hits the floor, its trace is rather permanent...

cue the sociopaths that will respond.

Not your average vampire

Reminds me of the scene in The Mummy where, after the crucifix didn't work on Imhotep, Benny pulls out a hundred other religious symbols from around his neck.

Soooo that means he was carrying the swastika for entirely unrelated purposes....

One of my personal favorite moments.

Why would they remake this shit? Brendan>Cruise

Pickup master

Pickup master

A pickup master always knows how to let a girl down gently.

What? I thought she fell for him.

Hey bby how about... fuck she left

And this is why you lower the bar

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