Someone's going to the glue factory

Someone's going to the glue factory

One of the most violent Full Scorpions I've ever seen

Good thing her face cushioned the fall

insanely lucky if they walked way unharmed from that

Or just walked

Maybe Maybe Maybe

Maybe Maybe Maybe

This is it. This is the perfect scorpion. Feet on the ground, faceplant, and cracked spine. Close the sub!


Never go full scorpion

We can shut the sub down now. This is full scorpion.

Rare upside-down scorpion.

Rare upside-down scorpion.


Holy hell, he broke the legs of the table doing that

Its amazing what you can do with a human skull.

Quite a specimen, eh?

This image on the tie-down / jack point on my car.

This image on the tie-down / jack point on my car.

(It's actually supposed to be the back end of a car being jacked up).

That’s all I saw for longer than I’d like to admit

I could not see what this is actually supposed to be for a lot longer than I'd like to admit.

I couldn't see that for the longest time. o.o

Tricksy longboard.

Tye-dye shirt and longboard. He set himself up for this one

He crossed into a video-game reality and the physics glitched.

it's the leg spasm when his face hits the pavement that really brought it home for me.

I think John Cena gave him an uppercut. Not too sure though.

Sliding cyclist scorpion

Sliding cyclist scorpion

Godalmighty. Gonna take a few months to grow all that skin back.

Let me just bunny hop a row of people wearing no shoes gloves or helmet wcgw?

Skin might grow back but I don’t know about that chin

Well the helmet and shoes wouldn't have helped really because his chin was on the ground not the top of his head and also his feet were in the air... But yea those gloves would have helped

They say this extremely rare "Reverse Full Scorpion" occurs once in a century.

They say this extremely rare "Reverse Full Scorpion" occurs once in a century.

Yes, but it gets reposted more often than that.

Not as funny as the first 45 times I've seen this posted.

Some people need helmets full-time!

Do it properly instead of half-assing it and it's once in a lifetime.

Good thing she was wearing a helmet!

Good thing she was wearing a helmet!

Tank top was definitely the wise choice.

That's some nasty rash on her shoulder. Looks like a rasher of bacon

Rip cleavage.

My driver’s ed teacher made a point about wearing the right gear while riding. He said whatever touches the ground stays there. This illustrates that nicely, and she was going pretty slowly.

Knee slide into scorpion

Knee slide into scorpion

I could hear that


An important lesson was learned this day

Yea, you have to wet it first.

Double whoopie boob-boom: tree roots, creek.

The strength to support one's own bodyweight is severely underestimated.

Christ that was pathetic

Right, this was probably the first time she’s swung on a rope since she was a kid.

Prior to opening this post I didn’t know what a double whoopie boom boom was. TIL.

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