Me: I didn't order the coke
Grandma is woke.
I knew it was a mistake arming police with lasers.
So a Ben Garrison ripoff that's even more confused about anatomy and metaphors?
Only 3.1K? Did someone forget to feed the bots?
Dude, the art is on point. Stylized anatomy. I mean, yeah, it's deluded fascist-humping dogshit, but the art is fine.
This picture is literally Jews in the Warsaw ghetto.
Considering this ''grandma'' is a prominent figure in extreme right wing circles in Sweden I wonder how many of the nazists accidentally sympathized with jews before fact checking the post.
I'm joking of course, these people never fact check anything.
I am guessing whoever made this also has postings about the holocaust being fake and how Auschwitz was almost a summer camp.
Sure, the Germans got fucked after the first world war but this is some grade A+ history revisionism... also, if the holocaust was 100% justified payback (not that it was, just going with the crazy logic) what part did the disabled, romani, and gay population play in the debt structuring?
He even drew him muscular as a baby😩
I don't think Garrison sees the irony of drawing Trump as a baby.
I'm now imagining Ben Garrison getting an erection as he draws Swole Baby Trump.
President Trump accomplished a lot during his first year. He almost immediately ended the Trans Pacific Partnership, which was a bad deal for American workers, because their jobs were being sent overseas. He refused to go along with the Paris ‘climate change’ accord, which punished America in particular. Climate change is science purchased by globalists, who want to use fear to gain further control of our economy. Trump broke their spell. He’s for America first.
Under Trump, we now have a conservative justice added to the Supreme Court, with more appointees to come. Unemployment has been lowered along with illegal immigration—unvetted or otherwise. Trump is the only president who has had the nerve to actually transfer the US Embassy to Jerusalem.
Taxes have been lowered and the Obamacare mandate has been repealed. In fact, many of Obama’s so-called ‘accomplishments’ have been negated, which is no doubt very irksome to the former president and chief narcissist.
Previous presidents preferred to kick the can down the road when it came to North Korea, but Trump has signaled that he’s had enough. The little round tyrant in North Korea thought he can threaten us with nuclear annihilation and launch missiles over Japan without consequence. After all, previous presidents were always played for saps. They gave the hermit nation concessions every time the dear leaders rattled their sabers. Bill Clinton, with the help of Jimmy Carter, gave the Stalinist country nuclear reactors and billions of dollars in aid. The dictator hugging Carter received the Nobel Peace Prize for his effort, while the North Koreans went ahead with their nuclear weapons program without skipping a beat.
Regulations have been pared back and business are bringing jobs back to America. Work has been done to thwart Islamic terrorists. Obama’s Muslim prayer rugs have been removed.
Naturally, to those possessed with ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome,’ all of his accomplishments are the acme of evil. This is to be expected. The left’s precious socialism and political correctness are finally getting the pushback they’ve long deserved, thanks to President Trump.
There remains much work to be done. Our infrastructure needs rebuilding. The wall needs to be built. The Deep State Swamp needs a lot more draining. Hillary still needs to be locked up. President Trump remains the best man for the job.
For the first time ever, Ben Garrison has drawn Trump quite accurately - as a baby, rushing headfirst into a situation that they shouldn't be allowed in.
"If you can't laugh at me masturbating to the murder of innocent journalists, please move along."
Deplorable through and through.
I'm reminded of the fact that there is no such thing as funny conservatives, only angry conservatives. They are all basically like Farva from Super Troopers.
So much for the tolerant right.
It's hilarious if you're a sociopath.
Trump supporters: ZIONIST JEWS ARE CONTROLLING THE NATION THROUGH THE DEEP STATE
also Trump supporters: ISRAEL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY SUPPORT THEM UNCONDITIONALLY
I've never understood how Branco manages to make Trump look even worse. That's jumpscare material right there.
He's gotta study from Garrison, who makes Trump into a chiseled, handsome ubermensch
Also Trump supporters: "FUCK JEWS AND BLACK PEOPLE AND MEXICANS!"
THE ELECTION WAS 385 DAYS AGO STOP DRAWING HILLARY GODDAMN
I mean, without some "enemy" to point to to blame their woes on, they might have to like... actually come to terms with the fact that their party is shit?
(:thonkface: which party am I talking about :thonkface:)
Ben would have no problem with Roy Moore as a mall Santa
Oh my god that hijab Barbie makes me so mad. The Barbie that was just released that has a hijab is based on Ibtihaj Muhammad, who represented the US in the Rio Olympics as a fencer and won bronze. Real nice Garrison.
An article about the doll, if anyone is interested: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/14/564122224/barbie-heads-into-new-ground-with-hi...
At least it's a little more funny and not as offensive compared to the offensive humor I expect from here.
Plot Twist: Amir is a misanthrope who appreciates quality jam.
Honestly thought I was on /sub/izlam for a second.
Alternative Plot Twist: Find who's really Amir's friend and who's going to back-stab him.
Literally nothing but the letter next to a politicians name matters to these guys.
Even without an R or a D, Al Franken's response and behavior has been miles ahead of Roy Moore's. He apologized for the shitty conduct, recommitted himself to behaving honorably, and called for an investigation into himself. I'm not here to insist this was a nothingburger though - come on, that picture was in bad taste and he did take an otherwise consensual kiss too far.
My point is that if he were a Republican senator hell bent on implementing shit policy and Moore was the future of the Democratic Party, you and I would still respect the differences in severity. Both sides are not the same.
TRUMP NEVER MOLESTED ANY WOMENFOLK!
After discovering him on this subreddit, I've posted a few of Ben 'slurp trump's tower till you taste white power' Garrison's cartoons. The narratives our opponents mold do have power, no matter how silly they seem to everyone else. So, I'm a big believer in occasionally checking out his half assed cartoons for a glimpse of Hildebeest's shoe. Maybe some Breitbart once in a while, or a little RT. You know what I mean.
That said, I've been dreading Ben's take on Roy Moore. Seems like the Al Franken accusations have given him an out, for now. But as part of the broader landscape of accusations, I think this may be ZB's vilest cartoon to date. This somehow feels grosser than depicting McCain as a physical brain tumor, crowing about the far right hijacking yet another artist's work, or ANTIFA lynching the Statue of Liberty.
This will be the last Gentle Ben cartoon I'll post. He doesn't deserve our time, let alone the site traffic. My patience is with the lord now.
That's not the worst of it... Just a few years earlier that same biker wiped out an entire police station single-handedly.
He was quoted as saying "I'll return here" or something like that
Technically that officer was killed by a naked man near an overpass.
Yeah, I remember that article. It was in the Los Angeles Times. These guys were just playing some pool and having a few beers. This guy comes into the bar like the day he was born. The guys said he had a weird accent and probably just got out of jail since he was so muscular, like he did nothing but lift. So, this dude beat the shit out of a handful of pretty tough dudes, stole some of their clothes and one dudes ride.
There was a rumor that this was the same dude that shot up a galleria several years later, and was seen riding down the spillway.