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Ben Garrison just keeps getting more and more separated from reality

Ben Garrison just keeps getting more and more separated from reality

Macron's hand is squeezed to imply the exact opposite of what actually happened

Oh wow.

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Who is that blonde guy in the suit and beige shirt with a red tie?

I can't tell because he didn't label him.

He needs to label more stuff. Why is smoke coming from stuff? Why is trumps tie blowing but the smoke is going straight up? Are they on a meteor? What is the round ball it's taking place on?

It's funny really, you have to imagine that either:

A. Garrison saw this photo, and was so enraged by the defenestration of the cheeto that he simply lied and painted Macron as having the weak shake

or that

B. He is so uninformed he heard about the handshake thing but just presumed Donnie would be the bigger dude.

It's funny really, you have to imagine that either:

A. Garrison saw photo, and was so enraged by the defenestration of the cheeto that he simply lied and painted Macron as having the weak shake

or that

B. He is so uninformed he heard about the handshake thing but just presumed Donnie would be the bigger dude.

I have no words

I have no words

"Whereas we conservatives operate only on pure, emotionless logic. Now, it's Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays."

DAE wonder what business they run that requires Vulcan-level emotional suppression?

"Conservatives makes decisions based on logic."

Also conservatives: "RESPECT THE FLAG OR ELSE"

"And if you suggest that Donald Trump isn't great I WILL LOSE IT!"

Stay classy T_D

Stay classy T_D

Can confirm. Am French. Beheaded daily.

Yup, now that Macron is in power he's making it legal for anybody who identifies as a Radical Islamic TerroristTM to behead whomever they want.

The U-turn on that subreddit was actually hilarious. It went from everyone and their mother were french or had a french friend to "i hope you get attacked again" real quick

So much for the tolerant right.

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How Hand Sanitizer Work

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Haha I kinda like this though it's not political or crazy or anything and if anything it's just sending s good message about how useful hand sanitizer is

Except that .01% is actually just there to develop a better resistance to the sanitizer chemicals. Then multiply and make many more resistant bacteria like him.

Hand sanitizers use things like alcohol, which destroys hydrogen bonds and denatures proteins (changing their shape and making them ineffective)- basically just killing any small-enough life form they stumble across. The 99.99% or 99.999% is just a liability thing, as you can tell by the arbitrary number of 9's companies put on there. Similar to how listerine works.

You can't really evolve resistance to something that works by breaking apart the proteins that make you up.

The active ingredient of hand sanitizer is alcohol. Alcohol is incredibly good at killing cells of any sort. Can't really develop a cellular level resistance to it

We celebrated Friday and back to protesting Monday

We celebrated Friday and back to protesting Monday

What kind of grandma is this lmao.

Woke Grandma?

Race Traitor Grandma as the other grans call her

An excuse to drink, and an excuse to hate.

Re: Re: Fish can be Christian only if they go against the other fish. Love you.

Re: Re: Fish can be Christian only if they go against the other fish. Love you.

For the last time Grandma, Christians are not in the minority.

THEY WILL BE SOON AFTER WE IMPORT ALL THESE MUSLIMS

Aren't Christians like 70% of the population?

Yeah, but many of them have a persecution complex.

Found this gem.

Found this gem.

Comic Sans AND minions? Definitely worth a like and share.

Actually, "Goodness" is being used as a synonym for "God." So you are still swearing.

I'll be sure to "upvote" and "save" this comment so more people can see!!!!

When did the minions become a signifier of Christianity? Because that's definitely what they represent now but I can't exactly track when it happened

I actually agree with this one.

I actually agree with this one.

Replace "housebroken dog" with "black man" and it's still true.

Edit: Alright, so this exploded. I probably should've just not said this. I don't know every little detail about every last arrest and crime statistic in America, but from what I can see and read, minorites have a history of being more likely to be targeted by the police. Does this mean policemen/women are inherently evil? I don't think so. I think it's a larger societal problem that no amount of "police reform" can help. I just want people to have the privilage to feel safe in their own communities. Sorry if this comment offended/angered anyone, that wasn't the point. Anyway, I hope that clears that up a bit. Please try to be nice to eachother, everyone. Thanks.

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No knock raids are given out much more frequently than you would think. They're pretty much asking for trouble because who isn't going to try to defend themselves if their door gets kicked in during the middle of the night?

http://www.salon.com/2013/07/07/%E2%80%9Cwhy_did_you_shoot_me_i_was_reading_a_book_the_new_warrio...

what about the no knock raid that led to a flash bang being thrown into a fucking babies crib?

r/the_Donald somehow made this worse than what actually happened

r/the_Donald somehow made this worse than what actually happened

So... everyone sympathizes with Hillary and despises Trump, Pence, and their corporate masters?

I'm actually pretty sure Trump could launch every US nuke, and every other country launches their nukes, and the minute before the world is blown up, The_Donalders will be like "Hah at least the libtard and cucks die too GO TRUMP"

Sounds like an accurate description.

Bill Maher said it best. "A trump supporter would let Donald shit in their mouth if it meant a liberal had to come by and smell it."

My dad's Facebook is a goldmine

My dad's Facebook is a goldmine

"Son, get out there and build your own highway network."

...And don't worry about poisoning that nearby river, I'm sure them native Americans who use it as a water source can get by without it.

As one of my conservative friends once said, native Americans have been getting by for centuries and they'll be able to adjust just fine

If your friend thinks that nearly going extinct is "getting by fine", then I wonder what had to happen for them to "not get by fine".

Try one of these subthreads