firstworldanarchists

You're Welcome

You're Welcome

This is after the sign so it’s okay.

The sign probably distracted him. There’s more irony in that than in the car!

Btw, this is the most original comment I’ve seen on Reddit today. Great job! 😁

Corsa with fake second exhaust adds up

Classic England

200 updoots and I'll do it no bamboozle

200 updoots and I'll do it no bamboozle

Quick everyone! It’s at 100%! We only have another three hours to make this happen or it will have finished!

If it doesn't get all the updoots needed beforehand, it will be too late!

Edit: just adding proof of no bamboozle here, so everyone can see it instead of scrolling down in the comments

Wouldn't a true firstworldanarchist do it without the updoots?

Downloading updoot 173 out of 200

This guy gets it

This guy gets it

An American hero

All of these companies are part of the same group?! Wheres my foil? My spearacy senses are tingling.

Only one glass of milk

Only one glass of milk

He treats milk the way middle aged women treat wine.

https://youtu.be/iEQQ13jdccc

I heard about this milk thing from a friend who is into movies. And he probably only got it from Snatch rather than from a scientific journal.

As a coping mechanism? As a way to get through the day without killing his husband now that the kids are gone and he's realized they were the only thing keeping the marriage together and he wishes he were like Melanie across the street who got divorced and got into shape and is fucking that hot yoga instructor and loving her life? Like that?

That's a pretty massive buttplug

Someone in my dorm gets it.

Someone in my dorm gets it.

When the phone rings, and someone answers the wrong phone there is going to be a sensible chuckle.

They would have to pick them both up regardless of which one rings.

Why did this blow my mind

Because your mind was made of straw

Nathan Filliom gets it....

Nathan Filliom gets it....

I'm sure Nathan Fillion does too

The "m" stands for "anarchy".

I'm going to blame my fat fingers.

To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

Pushing the limits eh?

Pushing the limits eh?

You madman. Do you want to get yourself killed?

Considering this was a sign at a waterfall, maybe?

Was there also a sign DO NOT TAKE VERTICAL PICTURES!!! sign, or why do you do this to us?

u ded?

This pepper shaker

This pepper shaker

clearly is palt

Parmesan

🅿alt

Now you're just being racist

This Ford GT Gets It

This Ford GT Gets It

Yup, this is at the St Regis in Atlanta. Near Georgia Tech (GT).

Bonus points- this hotel is where I spent my wedding night!

I'm 99% sure I saw a red GT at the St.Regis in Atlanta when I was like 12 years old. I've got a picture of it somewhere...

Found the pic: https://i.imgur.com/QpWbOZ5.jpg

That look like the same hotel you were at? I know it was a fancy hotel in ATL

I'm 99% sure I saw a red GT at the St.Regis in Atlanta when I was like 12 years old. I've got a picture of it somewhere...

Found the pic:

That look like the same hotel you were at? I know it was a fancy hotel in ATL

Incase anyone needs explanation: the car is a Ford GT, the sign says no gt parking.

Why downvotes? :/ I didn't mean to sound condescending, I just figured not everyone knows cars and the sign is kind of small.

Actually, the sign literally did mean no Ford GT parking. They were having a GT rally at the hotel and needed to save some space for other cars

Try one of these subthreads