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Wehrmacht soldier surrenders to russian troops. (colorized, 1945)

Wehrmacht soldier surrenders to russian troops. (colorized, 1945)

My pronouns are comrade/comrade/comrade

Just me and my 💕Russia💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦breaddies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘Russia💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder Russia! Harder Russia! 😫💦💕 1 bread💦, 2 bread💦💦, 3 bread💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘Russia's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Ein Gespenst 👻👻 geht um👻 in 🌍Europa🌍 - das Gespenst👻 des Kommunismus☭☭☭☭. Alle 💪💪Mächte des alten Europa💪 haben sich zu einer 🙏heiligen Hetzjagd🙏 gegen dies Gespenst👻👻👻 verbündet, der Papst💩💩 und der Zar💩👎👎, Metternich💩 und Guizot💩💩💩, französische Radikale🇫🇷🇫🇷👎👎👎 und deutsche Polizisten🚮🚮🚮🚮.

Wo ist die 🎉Oppositionspartei🎉🎉, die nicht von ihren regierenden 😦😦Gegnern als kommunistisch☭☭☭☭ 😿verschrien😿😿 worden wäre, wo die Oppositionspartei, die den fortgeschritteneren🎊 Oppositionsleuten sowohl wie ihren 🙅🙅reaktionären Gegnern🙅🙅🙅🙅 den 🔥🔥brandmarkenden🔥🔥🔥🔥 Vorwurf des ☭☭Kommunismus☭☭☭☭ nicht zurückgeschleudert hätte?

🕑Zweierlei🕑 geht aus dieser Tatsache hervor📕📕.

Der ☭☭Kommunismus☭☭☭☭ wird bereits von allen 💪europäischen Mächten 💪💪 als eine 💪💪☭ Macht ☭💪 anerkannt.

Es ist 🕛‼️🕛 hohe Zeit 🕛🕛🕛❗, daß die ☭☭Kommunisten☭☭☭ ihre Anschauungsweise📕📕, ihre 🎯Zwecke🎯🎯, ihre Tendenzen☭☭ vor der 🌍ganzen 🌍 Welt🌍🌍🌍 offen📕📕 darlegen und dem 🍼Märchen🍼🍼 vom 👻Gespenst👻 des Kommunismus👻👻 ☭ 👻☭ ein Manifest 📕📕 der Partei 📕🎊☭ selbst entgegenstellen.

A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Dan

Nirvana, 1991.

Nirvana, 1991.

many forget Nirvana's deep affection for milk, and something about keeping bloodlines pure.

I don't remember this episode of Westworld.

Before Kurt was forkstabbed, too

Dave looks so young in this photo

Group of early ISIS members right before an accidental pimp bomb detonation (2006)

Group of early ISIS members right before an accidental pimp bomb detonation (2006)

Pimp bomb?

Hell yeah nigga a pimp bomb so what

I really meant to say pipe bomb but I'm pleased still

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, Snape, Snape, Severus Snape,

INFIDEL!!!

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, Snape, Snape, Severus Snape,

INFIDEL!!!

President Barack Obama responds to Kim Jong-Un's threats against the U.S., 2015

President Barack Obama responds to Kim Jong-Un's threats against the U.S., 2015

/u/Cornelius_Poindexter

The OP in /sub/tinder

Edit to clarify - OP of the title, the photo is someone else's

Man I fucking hate reddit :/

I just want to clarify that I'm not mad that I lost out on karma, just disappointed that OP u/SoFloAntonio didn't give me credit.

"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst!"

/sub/karmacourt

German Wehrmacht sharing technologies with Italian troops (1942 colourised)

German Wehrmacht sharing technologies with Italian troops (1942 colourised)

It's so nice to see some international cooperation in these troubled times

Not sure, a few months ago I googled something about romans and this came up and I thought it would make a funny meme

Wtf is this actually from?

By me, yes.

Donald Trump paying an unannounced visit to the dressing room of the Miss Teen USA contestants in (1997)

Donald Trump paying an unannounced visit to the dressing room of the Miss Teen USA contestants in (1997)

Heeeres DONNY

This is a shitposting sub what did you expect

Nothing Nothing but Downvotes

Exactly what I tought

Pizza delivery boys in Florida braving the hurricane to deliver pizza. (2018)

Pizza delivery boys in Florida braving the hurricane to deliver pizza. (2018)

It's 2017

Oh shit

Op can predict the future!

Nah it makes sense because Florida should be underwater by then

Supreme leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un prepares to carry out a devastating nuclear attack on the United States (2017)

Supreme leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un prepares to carry out a devastating nuclear attack on the United States (2017)

The best part is the fact that the GPS shows South America.

You know Kim hates Chile

Old man kidnaps fat Asian kid and steals a blimp the movie.

That's South America not the US. Kim can't get anything right.

James Earl Jones recording Darth Vader's lines for Star Wars. (1976)

James Earl Jones recording Darth Vader's lines for Star Wars. (1976)

I miss the old youtube

I miss the rains in Africa

Did he move away from the mic to breathe because they added the sound in post?

I miss the old Kanye

Al Capone organising the valentine's Day massacre (1928)

Al Capone organising the valentine's Day massacre (1928)

I always knew Superman was dirty.

"No sweat, fellas, it's gonna be easy. Badda bing, badda boom, time to get the parents outta dis room."

"Christ, Joey, that's why we doin this, when we done, there will be no bedtime"

Alternate time line

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