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Ned Kelly - infamous Australian outlaw. Seen here in his homemade steel bulletproof armor [1880].

Ned Kelly - infamous Australian outlaw. Seen here in his homemade steel bulletproof armor [1880].

He looks like a boss from Enter the Gungeon.

This is a cross-post from /sub/bossfight

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This is boss is affected by your actions before the fight begins. For every item you've discarded before starting the fight the bosses HP will increase by 5 points. However discarding recyclable items before the fight reduces HP by 10 points for every item.

If you buy the The Office™ DLC you can get 1,000 paper items, and if you discard 50 of those papers you can skip the fight by lowering his HP to 0 before the fight even begins!

Donald Trump taking his first bath in the White House. (Jan 21, 2017)

Donald Trump taking his first bath in the White House. (Jan 21, 2017)

This is so fake.

He’s not even wearing floaties.

I put floaties on my ankles when I was young. I figured I would stay upright above the water and "walk" across the surface.

What actually happened is I was suspended upside-down, underwater, feet sticking out of the surface and I almost drown

3/10 would not recommend

"oops...i made poopies"

Logan Paul finds a dead body in the Aokigahara suicide forest (2018)

Logan Paul finds a dead body in the Aokigahara suicide forest (2018)

Bring the camera, let's go!

I'm not 100% sure, but I think Dead Rising 4 had some zombie selfie action.

Where is this from?

I don't know (You're welcome btw)

Tom Holland in the new Spiderman movie (2017)

Tom Holland in the new Spiderman movie (2017)
Military training

Holy fuck Tom looks hot as shit!!!! What kind of training did he have to endure for that bod????

Wehrmacht soldier surrenders to russian troops. (colorized, 1945)

Wehrmacht soldier surrenders to russian troops. (colorized, 1945)

My pronouns are comrade/comrade/comrade

Just me and my 💕Russia💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦breaddies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘Russia💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder Russia! Harder Russia! 😫💦💕 1 bread💦, 2 bread💦💦, 3 bread💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘Russia's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Ein Gespenst 👻👻 geht um👻 in 🌍Europa🌍 - das Gespenst👻 des Kommunismus☭☭☭☭. Alle 💪💪Mächte des alten Europa💪 haben sich zu einer 🙏heiligen Hetzjagd🙏 gegen dies Gespenst👻👻👻 verbündet, der Papst💩💩 und der Zar💩👎👎, Metternich💩 und Guizot💩💩💩, französische Radikale🇫🇷🇫🇷👎👎👎 und deutsche Polizisten🚮🚮🚮🚮.

Wo ist die 🎉Oppositionspartei🎉🎉, die nicht von ihren regierenden 😦😦Gegnern als kommunistisch☭☭☭☭ 😿verschrien😿😿 worden wäre, wo die Oppositionspartei, die den fortgeschritteneren🎊 Oppositionsleuten sowohl wie ihren 🙅🙅reaktionären Gegnern🙅🙅🙅🙅 den 🔥🔥brandmarkenden🔥🔥🔥🔥 Vorwurf des ☭☭Kommunismus☭☭☭☭ nicht zurückgeschleudert hätte?

🕑Zweierlei🕑 geht aus dieser Tatsache hervor📕📕.

Der ☭☭Kommunismus☭☭☭☭ wird bereits von allen 💪europäischen Mächten 💪💪 als eine 💪💪☭ Macht ☭💪 anerkannt.

Es ist 🕛‼️🕛 hohe Zeit 🕛🕛🕛❗, daß die ☭☭Kommunisten☭☭☭ ihre Anschauungsweise📕📕, ihre 🎯Zwecke🎯🎯, ihre Tendenzen☭☭ vor der 🌍ganzen 🌍 Welt🌍🌍🌍 offen📕📕 darlegen und dem 🍼Märchen🍼🍼 vom 👻Gespenst👻 des Kommunismus👻👻 ☭ 👻☭ ein Manifest 📕📕 der Partei 📕🎊☭ selbst entgegenstellen.

A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Dan

Nirvana, 1991.

Nirvana, 1991.

many forget Nirvana's deep affection for milk, and something about keeping bloodlines pure.

I don't remember this episode of Westworld.

Before Kurt was forkstabbed, too

Dave looks so young in this photo

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