Facepalm facepalm

Maybe they were closed, Kathy.

Maybe they were closed, Kathy.

Not a negative review

Leaves a one star anyways. This is why I fucking hate these online review sites.

1 out of 5 stars on amazon

"Haven't received the product yet but I found a cheaper alternative elsewhere"

5 stars

It didn't do what it was supposed to and broke after 4 minutes, but it arrived right on time!

1 star

It broke when I took it into the shower. Then I read the box and it says "KEEP AWAY FROM WATER". I didn't know.

Someone's a little confused what a Republic is.

Someone's a little confused what a Republic is.

Their vote counts just as much as yours. :/

I live in CA.

Theirs is probably worth more.

It says "liberty" and justice for all. Not "republity".

Nuff said.

Our nation is a democracy, not repbublicracy!!

Never put it on?

Never put it on?

But it's Band new

This thing is fucking hideous.

Text overlay on the watch face.

That watch face is aids. Text overlapping the chronometer or whatever it is.

The watch band is new, unfortunately the watch itself was found in a urinal....

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Found on an Amazon review for some mousepad.

Found on an Amazon review for some mousepad.

The q and a section for amazon is so fucked up now The questions are either real, or a joke, and the answer is always a joke/prankish

and the answer is always a joke/prankish

Or, "sorry, I don't know".

The reviews are even better. "Bought this for my son-in-law's birth day and it was shipped just in time! So glad I made this purchase!" sigh

"I didn't read the specifications and it didn't fit! The seller asked for a whole dollar in return postage to refund it! If I could give 0 stars I would!"

Gotta love "morphine" (X-post /sub/Trashy)

Gotta love "morphine" (X-post /r/Trashy)

Is this person seeking medical attention for a runny poo? That seems...odd, no?

gotta love runny poo.

Can lead to severe dehydration, hence the drip.

No no, its a new synthetic morphine named Obecalp.

Don't ask a random cop to sell you weed......

Don't ask a random cop to sell you weed......

/sub/thathappened

IIRC from when this was originally posted, the guy just grabbed an image of a cop with a dog off google images so he could scare the shit out of the dealer

Yeah because I think a cop would have instantly took this chance to arrest him instead of just tell him he's a cop. Edit: meant the dealer

Was willing to take time out of his day to meet up with a stranger. What a good guy.

Trump supporter

Trump supporter

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Winston Churchill

Yeah Hillary's dumb because her husband had an affair! Let's ridicule her over something completely out of her control that was probably the most embarrassing episode in her life, instead of mocking her for something else that she actually chose to do! /s

https://youtu.be/H_8y0WLm78U

I always feel bad when Monica is brought up, especially as some kind of punchline. She did a Ted Talks about what she went through thanks to the affair that really opened my eyes and actually realize that this is a human being. Flawed, yes, but she deserves more compassion than this.

If Bill Clinton can leave with his dignity, so should she.

Link here, for anyone interested.

https://www.ted.com/talks/monica_lewinsky_the_price_of_shame

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When people tell me they want the country to be a direct democracy I have a miniature panic attack just thinking about that prospect

Just saw this shared on FB. When I asked the girl who shared it, she actually believed it. She is 21.

Just saw this shared on FB. When I asked the girl who shared it, she actually believed it. She is 21.

Did.... did you tell her?

I really doubt it even happened..

I tried to. I was told I don't know what I was talking about and that I was being discriminatory.

http://i.imgur.com/fIVfPwG.gif

A guy just had this puzzle on wheel of fortune and he guessed K. He really thought it was called "A Streetcar: Naked Desire"

A guy just had this puzzle on wheel of fortune and he guessed K. He really thought it was called "A Streetcar: Naked Desire"

Oh... NAGGERS... oh.

He must've been thinking to himself, "This is really raunchy for Wheel of Fortune, but when I see the word 'desire' I can piece it together, I have no idea what the streetcar was doing there but here goes..."

It is "m".

"Ah, yes, of course, one of Tennessee Williams' famous erotic memoirs. The other being 'The Glass Menage'"

Currently the #1 post on r/The_Donald.

Currently the #1 post on r/The_Donald.

Doublethink in action.

From their own rule set

6 This is a forum for supporters of Trump ONLY

Nothing says freedom of speech like banning everyone who disagrees with you.

My favorite was during the election, though, when they simultaneously had "bastion of free speech" in their subreddit description and rule #2 that read "no dissent".

I hate when I read [deleted] and then next to it, it turns out they had children

:(

I'm among those banned comments. It wasn't an "anti-Trump/right wing" comment, more of a "this isn't a logical conclusion" comment that was banned about 5 minutes after I posted it.

The logic I saw from users responding to these removed comments was that T_D is the equivalent of a "Trump rally," as it's "for Trump supporters only." Which makes a little sense, because rallies don't argue, they cheer.

A background check on the mod who banned me showed he/she was learning Swedish to potentially move there, which goes to show how much they really want to "Make America Great Again."

Try one of these subthreads