The rebels kept this caring man (or woman?) from returning that toy to the little girl who lost it and would go on to become a criminal delinquent.
The side the rebels don’t want you to see, we are people to and we care 🙂
Just imagine how that little girl would have turned out if she had gotten her doll back.
Deathtroopers are so goddamn epic.
I can only upvote a repost so many times.
I once slept with a stormtrooper.
He couldn't hit my G-spot.
You mean my wallpaper?
Bounty hunters!? We don't need that scum.
Does this mean he's been having sex with Jango?
Yes. The Empire stands for equal rights.
I'm not gonna lie I joined this sub just for laughs but I'm actually a full supporter of our glorious emperor now.
/OOC yeah it's a fun sub for memes and stuff, but there are some valid thingos that get thrown around every now and then.
I wish Disney would make a Star Wars film from the PoV of an Imperial who stays loyal to the Empire throughout the whole film, rather than defecting. ^(Battlefront 2)
Had so much fun slaughtering rebel scum in the first part of the game. But Versio turned out to be a traitorous terrorist.
Wooooo battlefront 2 where EA marketed Iden as a die hard imperial loyalist and then she defects after 2 missions and becomes BFF's with Leia......
I am almost embarrassed to say that he's actually right, the Imperial Starfleet is one of the terms used for the Imperial Battlefleet. It might only be in the books though.
It's also called the Space Navy which is clearly the best name ever.
Think you fused two franchises together mate
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what an interesting shape for a building
We'll have to investigate that other 60%...
The other youngling were taken care of. Don't worry.
Other 60% are well trained enough to not break out in disgraceful applause like those Rebels do, but rather silently acknowledge our great leaders with a show of Imperial discipline, which is above all else most pleasing to our leaders.
They just fire so many warning shots that people think they have bad aim. Of course we didn’t shoot the princess cuz darth wanted her alive
Let's look at the evidence: Our brave fighters easily took down the traitors on the Tantive IV, hunted down and captured the princess without harming her, took out a mountain-sized criminal enterprise with shots so precise even a treacherous Jedi gave them credit for their accuracy, and convincingly allowed the Freedom Sphere invaders to escape as though they were under genuine threat of laser death.
Anyone who thinks our boys in white are poor shots have not been paying attention. I would, however, like to question the quality of the armour they are sent to war in.
The official name of the battle station to which you refer is DS-1 (or DS-2) Orbital Battle Station, colloquially known as Death Star.
While your use of an enthusiastic, non-standard designation is appreciated, referring to the great accomplishments of our Empire by their proper names accords them the respect they are due.
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Actually when people say are troops can't shoot it's a lie. The let the small group of rebels flee from the Death Star and tracked them back to their main base. This genius plan sadly failed due to incompetent commanders, but our troops followed their orders perfectly.
Nah I heard they’re on Dantooine
It’s in remembrance of the tragedy that caused the death of thousands of brave soldiers.
Nah. It’s an undercover agent trying to send you the location of their secret base.
Swear I saw this guy on the 95 a few weeks ago haha maybe I’m imagining shit. Nevada really needs to crack down on the rebellion
Utilizing child soldiers!?!?!
Traitor! Sympathising with the scum!
This is disgusting. Only around 7 and she's treating all those deaths as some sort of joke. Rebel terrorists really must have screwed with her brain.
*Adorable rebel scum.
A play in 3 acts.
A sith lord shows we dont kill everyone like those rebel scum do. Yet the rebel media will claim this was cruel and unusual.
It's like poetry, they rhyme
Wait a minute...