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How to avoid being dehydrated in Flint, Michigan

How to avoid being dehydrated in Flint, Michigan
How to avoid being dehydrated in Flint, Michigan

How to inflate your fake biceps like SpongeBob.

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Realistic-Farting-Noise

What could this possibly be originally

How to stop seeing a black person

How to stop seeing a black person

I can imagine the white guy just saying over and over “I don’t see you.”

https://www.wikihow.com/Prove-You%27re-Innocent-when-You%27ve-Been-Accused-of-a-Crime

*How to not see color

*how to hide when you’re accused of being racist, after obviously being racist

How to make dinner as a college student.

How to make dinner as a college student.

Look at this fatcat, with access to a pot and stove to cook your shoelace. I had to eat mine raw.

A foot long piece of woven silk?

I don't want to know

/sub/forbiddensnacks (sorry!)

How to play peekaboo with your penis.

How to play peekaboo with your penis.

Wtf

When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?

I assume its stretching out the foreskin for people who have phimosis, which is where the foreskin doesn't retract properly. It can be painful (particularly during sex) and it makes things hard to clean so there's a chance of infection. Also makes it difficult to control a piss stream; I've preferred sitting down to pee for years because if I stand and I'm not at a urinal there's a real risk of it deciding to shoot waaaay off-target.

More serious cases can require surgical intervention - possibly full circumcision - but if it's mild you can just do regular stretching exercises on your cock-cloak and get it to a point that it's comfortable and behaves as it should.

You should be able to slide the foreskin back over the head of the penis without any resistance - when showering it's important to do this and make sure you clean any smegma or other discharge that's wound up under there.

If you think you might have it I recommend going to a GP and getting them to have a wee look, if they're concerned they can direct you to a urologist (or whatever specialist it is).

Also you can google it, there are plenty of pictures and things. Just be prepared to see a bunch of willies with ULTRA FORESKINS if you do!

How to disappoint the egg you had for breakfast

How to disappoint the egg you had for breakfast

That's so weirdly specific

https://www.wikihow.com/Cope-when-a-Long-Lost-Sibling-Refuses-to-Meet-You

I felt like that’s the result of when your personal life affects your work.

This post makes me so upset and I don’t know why.

How to find out if your cousin is down for a kidnapping.

How to find out if your cousin is down for a kidnapping.

Honestly, not that far off

https://m.wikihow.com/Hogtie-Someone

It is encouraging that step 1 on the real page is getting consent!

"Hey look, I have a thumb... 👍"

"Whagdhh?" ❔❓

How to get a job at Chick-Fil-A

How to get a job at Chick-Fil-A

Chick-fil-A founder was a Southern Baptist and its corporate values have Christian influence, most conspicuous is restaurants being closed on Sundays.

In my experience, Chick-Fil-A has the best customer service out of any fast food joint I have been to. I think all service industries should read The Holy Bible to boost their speed. I imagine it works like The Sims.

Edit: Aww man!

https://m.wikihow.com/Pray-to-Jesus

Stuff like this is why we're viewed as a laughing stock

How To Show Up That Uppity Bitch Lydia By Getting To The PopTart Bin First And Snagging The Best Tarts For Yourself

How To Show Up That Uppity Bitch Lydia By Getting To The PopTart Bin First And Snagging The Best Tarts For Yourself

That uppity bitch went hit me on the head with a shovel! Sure hope you find it in yourself to hang her by the till she was dead

https://www.wikihow.com/Donate-Food

Jokes on her, she is passing up on those sweet strips of construction paper that Lydia is going to snatch.

Try one of these subthreads