Man, ALL I keep hearing about are tuba players smashing constantly, but I guess in my school it was different. All I got was the woodwind group jizzing down my mouthpipe and people using my habitual plumbers crack to sharpen their spitball aim. At least Mr. Herron had a fondness for me. I wish he hadn't acted on his inappropriate whims that unassuming Thursday afternoon, forever ruining any semblance of trust I had for anyone with any sort of authority, not to mention from that day on I fetishized being an innocent being groomed and coerced into sexual exploits and also, probably related, my fondness for having hot fondue licked from tender areas of my body.
Wow that's pretty deep.
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OH MY GOD MY COCK IS TINY IS THIS REALLY AN AVERAGE SCALE
Yeah, sorry man
Happy cake day!
They call it 'cheeky-leaf' there. You'd say something like, "Oi mate, I was on me toesy-woesies for a full spinny-spin of Big Ben, waiting in the queue before me cheeky-leaf lad brought me a 50 tuppence worth (4 stones) of the finest to put in me billowy-willowy pipe, innit?"
But we don’t celebrate 4/20 because it’s 20/4 here and there’s no 20th month silly!
It was literal! Wikihow why?
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I can’t tell if the side eye or the set of eyes on his back are creepier.
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one i can actually tell what its supposed to convey. this for glass blowing