destiny

The Iconic Duo

The Iconic Duo

This is a good meme. I'm proud of you.

that "from hong kong, China" killed me! very good meme, my dude!

Nah, it used to be a British territory but it was handed back to China 20 years ago.

"Lilleh"

When someone from d.gg chat is in charge of a porn set. (SFW)

When someone from d.gg chat is in charge of a porn set. (SFW)
https://i.imgur.com/8Q75TNj.png

NSFW PornHub source

Is this actually maya doing an inside meme reference to destiny?

Mr. Steven Boner II

destiny.gg mobile app

destiny.gg mobile appOK.

First of all, addressing dicedlemming https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/7chlou/where_the_app_at_bullshit_boy/ 

This guy is literally the biggest neckbeard dipshit I have ever seen.  Smart money is he's 300lbs and sits at home every night for 8 hours, doing WoW raids with harem anime transparently overlaid using a UI add on, and his sounding rod inserted.  It's perpetually incredible to me that some people's past time is posting as many messages and threads as possible without contributing anything of value.  This guy has to be a momo alt.

There was a bug in an asyncstorage call that I wanted to squash before releasing.  Also, the iOS App Store takes like a fucking day or two now (i.e., since like 2015), much more on par with the Play Store.  I guess he hasn't pushed anything to the App Store in 2 years.

The project timeline was also 6 weeks.  We're 5 weeks in.



destiny.gg mobile app

The app is rolled out to the Google Play Store.  iOS is coming in a day or two, as Apple only reviews new submissions on weekdays AFAIK.

features

The app allows for all of the interaction available on the site, including subscriptions, donations, and messaging.  The app is fully Safe Area aware, and thus is iPhone X compatible. Authentication uses the exact same endpoints as on the website, and pops open a web view for you to log in.  Payments for subscriptions and donations use the same PayPal endpoints as the website, so unfortunately no Apple Pay or anything.

architecture

class diagram

Toot toot, here comes dat boi's horn.  I'm actually really pleased with the way I was able to slot the mobile chat in over the existing website client javascript.  

The app is built on top of the latest version of react-native (needed for the new SafeAreaView class), 0.51.  All chat classes which directly interact with DOM elements have been subclassed to instead manipulate mobile-specific view controllers.  Aside from the benefit of sharing the same codebase between iOS and Android, being able to share chat's business logic is a major perk.

There is not a single module, as of yet, that is split off into 2 separate iOS/Android trees.  I expect this to change slightly as I implement notifications;  I'm very keen on implementing notification actions, allowing you to respond to messages directly from the notification.  Tons of big name apps don't even do that shit, and I think it's one of the coolest things in iOS/Android.

permissions

I need yo fuckin "USB storage" for r/w because react-native's non-ephemeral key value store API, "AsyncStorage", has to read and write to your phone.  I use this to store your stream view resize state and your last viewed screen.  Google makes it sound like I'm posting all of your dick pics on reddit, but hey, this is why we're all free and open source software enthusiasts right?

"Device ID" is needed I believe to add callbacks for the app leaving focus.

what's missing

Presently there is no notification functionality (toggleable, for messages, mentions, and stream live).  Ceneza and I will have this going in the next week or so.  Mention highlighting is also missing, which is easy.  Google oauth doesn't like the way I'm embedding it, so I'll have to work on that one.  Emotes are slightly f'ed up due to Android's lack of overflow visibility in its image rendering.  This will be fixed once I set up my own emote bundling.

You also can't sign out.  I had a library linked for cookie management when I was experimenting, but I removed it once I thought I didn't need it anymore.  I'll probably end up adding it again. 

I also need to figure out a good workflow to merge upstream chat changes and package up static assets like emotes and their corresponding json files.

what I need from you

Bug reports.  Also, complain about UX and slowdowns.  

My test equipment is limited to an iPhone X, Nexus 6P, and Nexus 4, and I've only seen incredibly minor chat slowdowns on the Nexus 4 when chat was moving so fast (that no one will know I'm a pupper).  You guys get to all be beta testers and do labour for free.

No crash reporting right now, so please include OS version and device model. 

One thing I haven't tested is donations and subscriptions.  Let me know on that one.  There's no reason it shouldn't work, as I get to the PayPal webview, but you never know.

Post them in this thread for now so everyone can vote, and try to see if someone else submitted it so you can upvote theirs instead of submitting a new one.

If the app ever gets open sourced, we'll move shit over to github issues.



Shitposting on the beaches of the Pacific Coast, along the Indus river, or in the Nordic tundra.  Enjoy.



((( known issues that will be fixed this week don't submit these ))):


emotes small
no links
no greentext
chat pinning is screwy, I have a fix
no chat history
sending emote by itself adds old message
crash on launch -- i'll be pushing a version with crash reporting tonight.  I'm seeing this issue in google play crash reporting and I'm 90% sure I know what it is.
destiny.gg mobile app

OK.

First of all, addressing dicedlemming https://www.reddit.com/sub/Destiny/comments/7chlou/where_the_app_at_bullshit_boy/

This guy is literally the biggest neckbeard dipshit I have ever seen. Smart money is he's 300lbs and sits at home every night for 8 hours, doing WoW raids with harem anime transparently overlaid using a UI add on, and his sounding rod inserted. It's perpetually incredible to me that some people's past time is posting as many messages and threads as possible without contributing anything of value. This guy has to be a momo alt.

There was a bug in an asyncstorage call that I wanted to squash before releasing. Also, the iOS App Store takes like a fucking day or two now (i.e., since like 2015), much more on par with the Play Store. I guess he hasn't pushed anything to the App Store in 2 years.

The project timeline was also 6 weeks. We're 5 weeks in.

destiny.gg mobile app

The app is rolled out to the Google Play Store. iOS is coming in a day or two, as Apple only reviews new submissions on weekdays AFAIK.

features

The app allows for all of the interaction available on the site, including subscriptions, donations, and messaging. The app is fully Safe Area aware, and thus is iPhone X compatible. Authentication uses the exact same endpoints as on the website, and pops open a web view for you to log in. Payments for subscriptions and donations use the same PayPal endpoints as the website, so unfortunately no Apple Pay or anything.

architecture

Toot toot, here comes dat boi's horn. I'm actually really pleased with the way I was able to slot the mobile chat in over the existing website client javascript.

The app is built on top of the latest version of react-native (needed for the new SafeAreaView class), 0.51. All chat classes which directly interact with DOM elements have been subclassed to instead manipulate mobile-specific view controllers. Aside from the benefit of sharing the same codebase between iOS and Android, being able to share chat's business logic is a major perk.

There is not a single module, as of yet, that is split off into 2 separate iOS/Android trees. I expect this to change slightly as I implement notifications; I'm very keen on implementing notification actions, allowing you to respond to messages directly from the notification. Tons of big name apps don't even do that shit, and I think it's one of the coolest things in iOS/Android.

permissions

I need yo fuckin "USB storage" for r/w because react-native's non-ephemeral key value store API, "AsyncStorage", has to read and write to your phone. I use this to store your stream view resize state and your last viewed screen. Google makes it sound like I'm posting all of your dick pics on reddit, but hey, this is why we're all free and open source software enthusiasts right?

"Device ID" is needed I believe to add callbacks for the app leaving focus.

what's missing

Presently there is no notification functionality (toggleable, for messages, mentions, and stream live). Ceneza and I will have this going in the next week or so. Mention highlighting is also missing, which is easy. Google oauth doesn't like the way I'm embedding it, so I'll have to work on that one. Emotes are slightly f'ed up due to Android's lack of overflow visibility in its image rendering. This will be fixed once I set up my own emote bundling.

You also can't sign out. I had a library linked for cookie management when I was experimenting, but I removed it once I thought I didn't need it anymore. I'll probably end up adding it again.

I also need to figure out a good workflow to merge upstream chat changes and package up static assets like emotes and their corresponding json files.

what I need from you

Bug reports. Also, complain about UX and slowdowns.

My test equipment is limited to an iPhone X, Nexus 6P, and Nexus 4, and I've only seen incredibly minor chat slowdowns on the Nexus 4 when chat was moving so fast (that no one will know I'm a pupper). You guys get to all be beta testers and do labour for free.

No crash reporting right now, so please include OS version and device model.

One thing I haven't tested is donations and subscriptions. Let me know on that one. There's no reason it shouldn't work, as I get to the PayPal webview, but you never know.

Post them in this thread for now so everyone can vote, and try to see if someone else submitted it so you can upvote theirs instead of submitting a new one.

If the app ever gets open sourced, we'll move shit over to github issues.

Shitposting on the beaches of the Pacific Coast, along the Indus river, or in the Nordic tundra. Enjoy.

((( known issues that will be fixed this week don't submit these ))): emotes small no links no greentext chat pinning is screwy, I have a fix no chat history sending emote by itself adds old message crash on launch -- i'll be pushing a version with crash reporting tonight. I'm seeing this issue in google play crash reporting and I'm 90% sure I know what it is.

Bug:

When you write questions in chat for Destiny, he repeatedly ignores them, and other users make fun of you. Other than that, it's great.

Samsung Galaxy S4

dicedlemming got destroyed in this debate

Everything looks great so far, only a couple of issues.

Links aren't clickable. Copying clicked links to the clipboard would be nice. If anything, I would prefer that option to automatically opening links in the default browser.

Sometimes chat hangs if I scroll up, but I can't get it to happen consistently so I'm chalking it up to wifi unless other people report having the same issue.

Samsung S5, Android 6.0.1

The way you have to navigate the menu is not very intuitive. There is no hint that you have to slide from the left side to the right to open the options/menu

The emotes and badges are pretty small in comparison to the website.

Chat does not load older messages when you join. Also the functionality that you can click (or tab-autocomplete) emotes and usernames is missing.

Also, I'm super glad the playback continues when you lock the screen! This is a great feature I sometimes miss in other apps.

Destiny serving the spaghetti

Destiny serving the spaghetti

This is beautiful.

I hope Destiny is paying you for these top-tier Youtube thumbnail memes

It's a mastapiece.

The lesson I take away from this is that we need more wannabe Trump trad-caths to debate so that we can get more fan-art out.

Never trust him

Never trust him

Made it a solid 36 hours

>2017 >believing in Destiny > LUL

I'll also give you "Trans-National Nicholas" for free

Foolish Fuentes gets BTFO! SAD!

Foolish Fuentes gets BTFO! SAD!

Stumpin' Steve won't let Slippery Nosepickin' Nick by him! Tremendous!

holy shit steven has been going full G O D S T I N Y as of late

Can we all not start talking Trump? Even when done ironically, it sounds retarded as fuck lmfao.

holy fuck

Nicholas J. Fuentes nickname megathread

Nicholas J. Fuentes nickname megathread

With some great memes in the livestream tonight, let's put together a list of nicknames for Fuckboy Fuentes:

Numberless Nick

Nasty Nick

Nefarious Nick

Nervous Nick

Fumbling Fuentes

Finicky Fuentes

Fidgety Fuentes

Foreigner Fuentes

Fleein' Fuentes

Dishonest Nick

Gallopin' Nick

Slippery Nick

Strawmannin' Fuentes

Namecallin' Nick

Nothing beats Nick 'Ayatollah' Fuentes.

Nine Percent Nick

Nick "Lick, don't Flick" Fuentes

Hispa Nick also.

Nick Fuentes picks his nose and eats it

Nick Fuentes picks his nose and eats it

What a degenerate. He should have to see a doctor.

Well eating boogers is natural. God probably only gave him that booger so he could gain nourishment

To be fair he is still a child. Don't let the receding hairline and 55 year old Alan Alda voice fool you.

The classic "subtly put my finger near my mouth" maneuver.

Steven Bonnell II, my lawyer will be in touch

Steven Bonnell II, my lawyer will be in touch

I have just woken up in hospital.

Yesterday, while watching the stream, I was exposed to the unadultered shitshow that was the call between Nick "Ayatollah" Fuentes, "you're so dumb, dude, dumb dumbety dumb dumb" NoBS, Lauren "I will defend this guy who thinks I should be tied to the kitchen" Southern, RoamingTardennial, Theryn, Contra and yourself. At some point during this "conversation", I suffered from an epileptic fit of biblical proportions, brought on by exposure to unadulterated levels of weaponized autism, bigotry, religious fundamentalism and stupidity. The doctors said that I was lucky to survive this initial wave.

During my fit, I broke my chair, bashed my head on the floor, vomitted and shat myself. I was found a few minutes later by a worried neighbor, who heard my spazing and twitching, and was disturbed by the smells of my instantaneous expulsion of gases and fecal matter. They called an ambulance, and I was rushed to the nearest hospital, dazed and shocked.

Upon receiving various tests, I was diagnosed with stage 5 (a medical first) terminal brain cancer. It would seem that the concentrations of autism on display were such that my entire brain has been replaced by a single, growing tumor. The doctors have given me until midnight tonight to live.

As such, I have notified my lawyer, and am planing on suing you for exposing me to such horrific levels of "dafuq". Notably, the monetary values sought are:

Replacement of my chair (300 USD)

Cleaning of clothes (50 USD)

Cleaning and biohazard decontamination of my apartment (500 USD)

Medical costs (50000 USD)

What's more, I am also seeking damages for emotional damages, to the tune of 3.5 million USD.

By this post, I am searching for other individuals who may have suffered in a similar manner, in an attempt to start a class action lawsuit against you.

Nick "Ayatollah" Fuentes

This is a nice meme. I vote we officially adopt this nickname.

Dankness potent enough to replace 100% of my brain cells with cancerous, malignant cells.

Is the debate worth watching as a non-American, I usually skip them as the topics aren't very relevant, but you're making it sound like it's worth it for the pure weapongrade autism.

How dank of a meme are we talking here?

Shit weeb can't even use moon runes.

The opening for this new season of Destiny was incredible

The opening for this new season of Destiny was incredible

Destiny 6v1ing centrists was crazy. I can't wait to see how this event ripples across the skeptosphere, and how it will affect later episodes.

>nick fuentes

>centrist

that guy is as fashy as it gets

its a meme you dip

Fashy, centrist, what's the difference anymore? Roaming Millennial unironically calls herself a centrist and agreed with 95% of what Nick said.

I don't think she attacked his positions even once. The fishhook theory meme is wayy too true.

Try one of these subthreads