Didn’t use enough and I gave her a bad fissure. I also slipped out and slammed into her butt cheek and thought I broke my peen. Hurt like hell.
If it doesn’t fit you must acquit
My wife and I didn’t have any lube so we used coconut oil. We both ended up in the ER.
Well the thing is your dick is fuckin tiny and she took a normal sized shit.
Unsolved mysteries theme plays.
Dat Russian journalist that "fell" off the balcony lol..
This is so sad , can we hit the capitalists
It must have something to do with having red, white, and blue on your flag. Conspiracy? I think not.
It's France's fault actually
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afghanistan
This is Russia: 🇷🇺
This is France: 🏳
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Why are you booing? He's right
When you are right, you're right
A big ol reee my man
Seen this more times than my uncle’s dick
I'm concerned about why they're carrying violin's?
It's adaption. They know that the current gateway to a top class political position is through the entertainment industry.
This meme took me back to nom. My eyes are still remembering that day. Little chicklets were killed on the mass. This meme made my eyes water.
war never changes
Reach in there, boi
"I'm in danger" - Stewie Griffin.
can we hit some F for picalo here?
A true American hero
Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
Indeed, brave, strong, cunning, intelligent, wise and above all a Man who the world needs right now! (No Homo)
Absolute mad man
R E P O S T
R E E E E post
Just a wild guess: Muslims?
Just saw that exact same meme: R E E E E gtfo