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Ecli🅱️se

Ecli🅱️se

If we look through a cloud of vape are we safe?

no but you're gay

I got to see the ecli🅱se without any glasses 🅱ecause of a few fluffy🅱oiis

I was so fucking pissed that it was cloudy and raining at my house today.

If you can't find Eclipse Glasses

If you can't find Eclipse Glasses

I hear the spray sunblock for your eyes is easier to apply

That's great advice. They're less oily. Would a coconut fragrance also be safe to use?

Of course. In fact, the more potent the fragrance the better.

Handicap parking

Handicap parking

Did you know that the glasses used for viewing the eclipse can also be used to view the fireball of a nuclear bomb

So what your saying is I should save them for when we crater North Korea?

Ni🅱️🅱️a how you going to park in the handicap section if you blind

Just show them your memes they'll know you're disabled

jake 🅱️aul is a nor🅱️ie

jake 🅱️aul is a nor🅱️ie

Being a child is a mental illness really

"Adults"

fuq u imm dabbing on da h8rs REEEEEE

givin how they act its possible

Knock knock

Knock knock

Dude that would be the biggest scientific discovery ever. That would mean there was absolutely life on Mars.

Martians are now believed to be in possession WMDs

Oh shiiiiiiett

Oil derives from fossils, so yes. Real shit.

The south shall 🅱️ise again

The south shall 🅱️ise again

This happened in my home town of Pensacola last week. He was by himself and got kicked out of the college for it

Joining the army = 1000000 GBP

Kicked out of college for wrong-think. Oy fuckin' vey

Oh man this reminds me of the time my grandma caught me eating her bon bons. She grabbed her extra large shoehorn and started beating the ever loving FUCK out of me. It was at this time that I got the HARDEST erection. I mean, I could've beaten a bear to death with it. Just an god damned angry boner. Now apparently my Spider-Man costume wasn't doing much to hide it so when I rolled over on my back my gam gam got a nice eyeful of my circus tent. She stopped and stammered, "oh my word!" I had no idea what to do so I just blurted out, "my spidey senses are tingling" and bolted the fuck out of there! I ran up the block and saw my grandma sitting on her porch. "What the hell?" I thought. It was at that moment I realized that I'd ran into some strangers house and eaten their bon bons dressed in my best spidey suit. But still, I was happy to see my gam gam, my REAL gam gam. She sat me down in the house and fed me cookies and asked me all about how college was going. Man oh man I love my gam gam.

Mystery? May🅱️e

Mystery? May🅱️e

Actually, he was born in 1946

Which makes it all the more compelling!

The plot thickens

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

Bad breath

Bad breath

Anyone have bad breath? I can fix that.

Mods might need some help.

Vagina pain? Penis will fix that. Ass hurts? Penis can. Neck hurts? Use a noose.

vegana hurt? indian can fix

I'm doing my part!

I'm doing my part!

At least you're honest

Real low-quality content on OP's part

You literally just took this from me_irl and changed it to the reddit logo...

Woke af...

Finally some self aware content from here!

New Meme Format is 🅱️ank

New Meme Format is 🅱️ank

Excellent use of the new format!

Edit: excellent work on the new meme comment!

I 🚫 don't 🙅 like 👩👸 girls 👧👵 because girls ❤ like 🐔 dick 🍆 and that's 👬 gay af 😤⛪

Girls are gay, they like to fuck men!!! 😣

Yeah don't see anything bad here

Try one of these subthreads