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Good meme

Good meme

Get out of here, nimrod reposter

Black Jesus

Why did the romans do this?

The pastor was a very touchy man

The pastor was a very touchy man

Got me right in the feels...

Holy shit this is dark lmao

Got me right in the bollocks...

Eesh. Gonna be some angry Catholics in here soon

4/20 Praise It 🙏

4/20 Praise It 🙏

420 praise it

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by His stripes we are healed

by His stripes we are healed

Weapon of mass destruction

Everyone knows they used a flagrum, not a cat-of-.....ninetales

Oh that was quick

The Samsung d600, that was a really good little phone.

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...ladies

Nuns have been waiting for this their entire lives

Newly Resurrected Meme

Newly Resurrected Meme

BEGONE THOT

Waited a bit longer then three days tho

And people say there is no God

So sacred are these wafers, those who consume them will personally see Him.

A reminder for tomorrow

A reminder for tomorrow

One person’s faith allows them to eat anything, but another, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. The one who eats everything must not treat with contempt the one who does not, and the one who does not eat everything must not judge the one who does, for God has accepted them. Romans 14: 2-3

To support:

"What goes into someone's mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them." Matthew 15:11

So what y'all are saying is it's okay if I gobble my home boys unit, as long as I swallow?

What do people think "the burning bush" was?!

His ways are higher...

His ways are higher...

Why are they not orbiting Earth?????

Earth isn't flat, it's actually cube shaped. Why else would minecraft exist?

OP is a dirty round earther. They don't know anything

God is not bound by the Metric System nor the pesky xenophobic Imperial System.

GET IT OFF ME

GET IT OFF ME

Not enough upvotes. I'm lying here waiting for the chemo drugs to clear out and am laughing so hard from this my dog is panicked. Thank you!

Religion just seems so alien to me

Now we know what they mean by "Invasion of Grace"

it's like a facehugger but instead of the scream it starts asking for your forgiveness

while loading its horrible messianic payload into your pericardium, where a tiny savior digs its fangs into your circulatory system and proclaims he is making all things new

Try one of these subthreads