dadjokes

This sub is a joke and here's why

This sub is a joke and here's why

"why"

Take my upvote and plz fuck off.

Language son.

Well Jake maybe if you weren't such a little piece of shit maybe he wouldn't have left!

Don't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad.

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.

But none of them work

This joke barely made any cents.

This joke was dollar than the other.

I'm gonna need a refund on my time after reading these...

I've got a lot of jokes about beggars, but they don't pan out.

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa

I have no kids and I still tell dad jokes.

He loves them.

Get out!

Username checks out.

Punchline in description would have been a bit punchier but good joke

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

Oh shit, what up dude! Thanks for not squashing me. Tell your wife I appreciate her compassion too! Great gal you've got there.

I'm surprised he went with you. He's usually a recluse.

My friend told me to check OP out instead of downvoting the post...

Cool guy. Repost and karma whoring just like the rest of us. dont kill me

He was recently widowed so he welcomed the chance to get out

British police confirm that an entire northern town has gone missing

British police confirm that an entire northern town has gone missing

unfortunately, they have no Leeds

Im sat in Leeds now so I believe this information to be incorrect.

That's strange because so am I and I don't see you anywhere!

That's strange because so am I and I don't see you anywhere!

I am at home so would be pretty spoopy if you were here.

"Northern town", 3rd largest city in England...

How did the people behind the latest hack escape?

How did the people behind the latest hack escape?

They ransomware.

This makes me WannaCry.

I figured they broke the Windows or found a backdoor.

This is an OC dadjoke. Someone give him gold. Tonnes of it.

Edit: Grammar

You bastard

A guy walked into a bar

A guy walked into a bar

And was disqualified from the limbo contest.

The guy behind him ducks.

The bartender says, "Normally we don't allow ducks in here, but I'm in a good mood. What'll ya have?"

A beer. Just put it on my bill.

These puns are ruffling my feathers.

I told my dad about r/dadjokes. He told me to post this pickup line:

I told my dad about r/dadjokes. He told me to post this pickup line:

Fiat Fullback, Nissan Navara, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Amarok, Isuzu D Max, Ssangyong Musso

For Americans: Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline

omg thanks man i felt kinda dumb because i didnt understand it

They're all pickups...in a line

Still don't understand

I am terrified of elevators

I am terrified of elevators

I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them

They have their ups and downs.

The extra exercise from taking the steps will lift his spirits though.

Well that escalated quickly.

Yeah, but stairs are always up to something, not sure if I can trust them.

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.

you have been banned from /sub/pyongyang,

Lol

Name checks out.

Hi too early, I'm Dad.

Try one of these subthreads