cringepics

I would say you were half Chinese half Asian

I would say you were half Chinese half Asian

“u are to me”

You should respect his opinion.

He identifies as someone who thinks you're Asian.

You'll always be my Asian.

“You’re an asshole”. “No I’m not”. “You are to me”

IMO that would be the perfect response.

An old friend from high school asks a weird, personal question

An old friend from high school asks a weird, personal question

No idea. This was the entire conversation. She recently started working at Vector, a really shady knife selling business, and it wouldn’t surprise me if they asked her to do something like that. Or if they required her to call adult females and my mom just happened to be one of the first people to cross her mind about that.

But what did they want? A little more context? In the US it sounds like they are offering a scholarship to you? Or were they trying to use your mom as a reference for their scholarship?

This makes the cringe even worse, Vector is a known company that preys on young college-age adults. Yikes

This is for CutCo (aka Vector Marketing). They tell you to send this exact text message to all your friends. This is in no way this guys fault, because he is just doing what CutCo has told him to do. They have you say scholarship because none of your friends will give you their Mom’s number if you tell them you are trying to sell their parents knives. It is a business tactic this is sly and unprofessional.

EDIT: I worked there for 2 days and quit because all their tactics are this forceful.

EDIT2: To clear things up a little the reason I said it wasn’t this persons fault is because when I went through the training they said as long as you stuck to the script EXACTLY you would make sales and make thousands of dollars throughout your career with them. It’s hard to go off script when they make you think that they have the perfect way of making money. That might seem like the recruit is naive but IT IS difficult to ignore when they are talking thousands of dollars to a college student or a person with very little money.

Lost another good one.

Lost another good one.

“I’m having a great time laughing over here”

HA HA HA sob HA

He didn't even pause between comments. He wrote all of that in less than 60 seconds lmao

Feel free to have my Xbox time, m'lady

lmaoooooo this guy

Guy I knew in high school just doesn't understand "no"

Guy I knew in high school just doesn't understand "no"

Of course he's from fucking Brampton lmao

Came here to say just that. Mississauga represent.

Brampton’s full of guys that do this every night, if only they’d wife the ones that say yes, we’d have less of this.

Brampton... too close to home. Canada represent?

Edit: Where are my Oakvillains at

Not once. Not twice. But three times. I just don't get it. At what point is he going to realize that it hasn't worked in the past and isn't going to work now?

Onison’s “punishments” for his ex for smoking pot.

Onison’s “punishments” for his ex for smoking pot.

He's an abusive pos.

The fuck is an Onison?

Fuck that guy. I thought his channel died because people came out saying he raped or abused them. Whatever happened to that shit?

99% of the time, when your partner tries to limit your contact to family, that partner is controlling and trying to isolate you. They want to isolate you so you don't have a support system to rely on when they abuse you.

Apparently getting a girl who already thinks you’re a creep face tattooed on yourself is a “nice gesture” and not totally irrational and insane. [xpost /sub/niceguys]

Apparently getting a girl who already thinks you’re a creep face tattooed on yourself is a “nice gesture” and not totally irrational and insane. [xpost /r/niceguys]

🌻👩🌻

🌻🌻🌻

judge mental

We have indeed judged, and you're fucking mental, m8.

Can we get updates on this please? This is quality cringe right here. Top quality.

Oh god, I think I have to pretend this isn't real. For my own sanity

“Just an aesthetic lol”

“Just an aesthetic lol”

I was working in a kitchen and the head chef was going through some rough shit and he put his facebook cover photo to someone slitting their wrists, suffice to say we were concerned

Some cries for help are more blatant than others. How is she/he getting on now?

Thanks for the concern he left the job and is much better now

A E S T H E T I C

lol you know!

lol you know!

Completely unnecessary joke with terrible delivery and a cringey way to back out at the last second, but I did find it somewhat humorous to be honest

Even he cringed at himself

Aww cmon it was still a decent effort at a mediocre joke.

come on now! 😉

After 2 years of repeated rejection, I still get this

After 2 years of repeated rejection, I still get this

idk but I imagine him pulling out a yu-gi-oh card while shouting the last message

If someone messages you for two years why in the world would you not just block them

How long were you hitting on her?

Twist: it’s her son

Married dude with two kids

Married dude with two kids

-"Humor me"

-Gets flustered when someone uses a humerous gif in response.

Which one is married with two kids? The OP or the comment?

they met while watching The Simpsons?

Orange

Try one of these subthreads