I like the idea of him sending that and thinking, "you know what, all things considered, I think I handled that pretty well."
To be fair, everybody will die one day. You fat slag.
Way too much credit given. My theory is that people who do this sort of thing simply don't have any sort of "inner voice" like we have to help process, evaluate, critique, and learn from experiences.
I get it. You're mad and all. But for fuck sake, would it kill you to separate your berating sentences?!
Unemployed in his 30s, hitting on random girls from a Facebook group, and has no sense of boundaries or social skills? Coulda been the one, OP. You really blew it.
I feel responding just furthers the conversation.
Was actually from a friend, but I agree. She totally missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. A lifetime of shame and regret.
Edit: Hijacking top comment for visibility. Gotta clarify because there's been a lot of comments assuming otherwise. I'm not the chick, I'm a facebook friend of hers that saw a post she made with these screenshots and posted them here for dat sweet karma. Dunno what her motivations were for egging him on, but it wasn't for karma because she's not getting any of it. It's all mine, baby. Thank baby Jesus for internet drama, those worthless internet points will keep the generator running for another week or two.
Exactly. Just stop responding and block the number.
I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.
This is more /sub/sadcringe material
The sad part is he's going to p f changs for a birthday dinner Tryin to make a change :-\
having that attitude instead of the guy's in the post is much more likely to get you to lose it.
This is true. I'm not a virgin anymore, but I still like saying that. Being critical of yourself is a sure way to repel people. Being a virgin is not a big deal, yet people act like it makes them second class citizens. When I lost mine, I didn't feel any different after. I didn't feel like a stud, winner, fuckable, etc. After a couple days it was as if it never happened. People need a serious shift of perspective. Be proud of meaningful things, any mope can fuck.
Not really cringy, it's actually kinda funny
"But wat wud u do if i was there lol"
Do people even know what cringe is anymore?
It could possibly be in reference to a different, fairly popular post
"Wat if I wasn't joking Then wat"
Now I really do wish it was me LOL
For a second I thought people were suppose to be cringing at him wetting his pants, but that's just a shadow.
Makes no difference. Don't comment such awkward things
How are people supposed to know though with no explanation?
She's totally trying to hide behind Melania in the second clip.
why the fuck does he always do this ugh!!! it's so gross and obvious. I'm guessing this is some "power move" that he wrote about in one of his shitty self-help books
It's a wonder he didn't snap her tiny arm. Sheesh.
Classic "save me" ladies do in bars to get away from a creep
Wait...the real reason I'm not having babies yet is because I'm secretly gay? Wow, TIL.
And all this time I thought it was because they're fucking expensive and I don't have my Masters yet.
Woo! Double cringe!
Yes, you're bi at least. Don't blame yourself for not noticing yet, you've been under the influence of compulsory heterosexuality, which as I understand, is a hell of a drug.
This is his fetish.
100%. I might have chalked it up to ineptitude at first, but the "I bet you would have thought it was hilarious...right?" makes it pretty apparent.
But wat if u thought those small peen jokes were funny?
Yeah that's what felt a little weird to me when I read it. Probably is a fetish. People are weird.
I have no problem with people having and fulfilling their fetishes, but there's a time and a place for it. Sucks for people with weird fetishes.
I'm just glad my fetish is normal. Unfortunately I have a micropenis so it's hard to fulfill.
I have a tiny penis, tell me about it and laugh at me while I masturb- I mean funny, right?
How much cream soda is this dipshit drinking if this many people know about it?
I'm guessing the person is fat and thought the cream soda reference was fat shaming.
Maybe it's that nobody wants to date someone who flip-flops between identifying as two different sexes, has a volatile temper over nonsense shit, and clearly drinks an absurd amount of cream soda.
Just say you don't like "me" T_T
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that if they flip their shit over a cream soda comment, they likely aren't going to react well to someone saying "sorry, I don't like you".
There's probably a good reason why these people are trying to let this person down gently.
Well...it could be worse
Holy shit lol