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My girlfriend got these texts yesterday from a guy she used to see. He apparently is really good at recognizing me even though I've never seen him in my life...

My girlfriend got these texts yesterday from a guy she used to see. He apparently is really good at recognizing me even though I've never seen him in my life...
My girlfriend got these texts yesterday from a guy she used to see. He apparently is really good ...

not trying to start anything, haha

yes you are.

Man, the thirst is real. How could you live with yourself trying to homewreck like this?

Wait, how would going to a bar in a mixed group even signal that you'd broken up with your SO?

That's some deep, deep fucking thirst right there.

that's the epitome of trying to start something

Ready for another joke??

Ready for another joke??

I can just feel him refreshing this page for four months waiting for a response

/sub/sadcringe ?

Whoosh

He never told it, but he did reply a month later.

He never told it, but he did

Are you trying to make some money (Thanks FB Feed)

Are you trying to make some money (Thanks FB Feed)

BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND??!? CAUSE ILL HELP YAH FIND IT!!!

*Edit- by popular demand I added "BOY"

Straight. Determined. And to the point. I like him

I read this in Stanley's voice right away.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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You had trouble in school? I can barley tell!

You had trouble in school? I can barley tell!

Everybody always gotta hate on the Agriculture students

I would like to believe "barely" was mispelled on purpose as part of the joke.

I would really, really like to believe this.

there was a follow up post of her trying to fix it by making the L into an E, and poorly covering up the E to make it an L. this whole thing is just a massive L.

Or the hipster homebrewers

Theresa May midjudges the timing on the wave at the France-England match

Theresa May midjudges the timing on the wave at the France-England match

is that seriously what happened, or just the funniest title? I mean, it is funny, but it doesn't look like anyone else is either preparing for, of just finished doing, the wave.

There was a video earlier on the front page, it is indeed a Mexican wave and she does indeed miss it by a million fucking miles.

Edit: I stand by calling it a Mexican wave.

Man reddit is really getting on my nerves lately. Everyone is taking something thats a 2-5 and cranking it to 10.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YzbqmMy4o

it is indeed a Mexican wave and she does indeed miss it by a million fucking miles.

She was late but it's not like she was on the other side of the stadium doing it.

Wrong number didn't stop him from inviting me over. No homo, though.

Wrong number didn't stop him from inviting me over. No homo, though.
Wrong number didn't stop him from inviting me over. No homo, though.

This is actually kind of hilarious.

His last text put him back on top in this conversation.... now I just hope he follows thought. (Someone please make a joke about him being on top)

Why is this on cringepics? This guy is hilarious. you have a shit sense of humor.

He seems like a dude with a good sense of humor. If anything, op's replies were the bad part of this.

Notorious drama queen continues to be drama queen

Notorious drama queen continues to be drama queen

CALL 911 IM NOT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!

How does a person think posting something like that would be ok? I'll never understand.

Today is literally the worst day of my life. Who ever hurt me should feel ashamed (You know who you are)

What happened?

"I don't want to talk about it."

It's complicated

It's complicated

TFW you think things are going well but your partner is secretly mad at you.

Tfw your partner posts about vague problems on FB instead of actually speaking to you

:)

Poor girl/guy. Lmao

One time I tricked a Craigslist scammer into mailing his fake check to the head of the FBI.

One time I tricked a Craigslist scammer into mailing his fake check to the head of the FBI.
One time I tricked a Craigslist scammer into mailing his fake check to the head of the FBI.

Is this why Comey was fired?

I'm unfamiliar with Craigslist scammers, how did you know?

This particular scam is one that pops up all the time if you regularly buy/sell things on Craigslist.

The check will be revealed as fraudulent, you'll be on the hook for paying back the $275 to the bank

Meanwhile your motorcycle is gone, having been taken to the scammer, who you convienently know absolutely nothing about. You haven't even seen him in person, and the number he's texting you from is probably a Google Voice number or something.

Total stranger texted my friend last night

Total stranger texted my friend last night

He remembered her number. He also remembered to pack the duct tape and remove the internal trunk release from his car.

'This might sound very creepy' always a great opener when trying to seduce a stranger

He...actually memorised a number given in passing. Holy shit.

He added a LOL at the end. That cancels out the creepy! Plus he said he's a nice guy. Creeps never say that.

Try one of these subthreads