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Ok my lord

Ok my lord
Ok my lord

I quite like that attempted coverup 😂

I'm genuinely curious if that's ever worked.

"Goodnight my love" "I'm not your love" "Oh I'm sorry I meant lord" "Well shit, that changes everything. Wanna come over?" lol

damn I can't believe she didn't change her mind after the hot ass kissing sticker

"My Lord" is almost as bad as "My love". Both are equally cringe worthy, just for different reasons.

Checked in to see if Ex was ok, he threatens to hack everything I love

Checked in to see if Ex was ok, he threatens to hack everything I love
Checked in to see if Ex was ok, he threatens to hack everything I love

I've met a lot of dumb wannabes.. but he puts all of them to shame.

Pff, you're just saying that because you haven't yet found a jailbreak repo.

Just some reassurance, large portions of this are lies.

For instance, MAC addresses aren't able to be retrieved from a remote machine without a public address. For instance, your computer "hides" behind your router when online, so your MAC address is known to your router and things inside your network, but not outside it.

You also can't obtain any information about Facebook friend requests (such as source IP).

There's some other stuff about the FDA regulations allowing him to triple his bitcoin earnings (wut?) and him being an incredible investor on stolen merch that already raised so many red flags that the IP nonsense convinced me the whole thing is false.

Oh and the ridiculous bit about cloning a SIM by sending/receiving SMS. This guy clearly knows enough acronyms to make things sound scary but there's no substance to it.

Same person as previous post but occurs earlier.

Heard he wasn't taking the break up very well, so I texted him. Many regrets ensued. I am 99.9% sure this is all bluff. I have taken precautions just in case (like documenting everything). Just for the record I am not scared. I just will not ever be talking to this individual again in the future.

The most intelligent man on LinkedIn is looking for an equally smart partner. [xpost /sub/IAmVerySmart]

The most intelligent man on LinkedIn is looking for an equally smart partner. [xpost /r/IAmVerySmart]

I love how, in the midst of becoming a world famous archaeologist and historian, he took a few years off to become a surgeon and family doctor. Because of course.

Linkadin

compoed of

and may my companion

Clearly a genius.

So what? You act like becoming a surgeon and family doctor takes a decade of schooling and years of experience or something. I know quite a few accomplished historians and archaeologists who took up surgery as a hobby in their spare time.

It's very easy to be a doctor for people who've been dead for a couple of millennia.

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Yikes

So how bout them dog pics.

Hey hon! Can I eat your peen?

So how long before he decides to turn heel tell her she is ugly and nasty and not worth his time anyway? Another day or two?

He's just flying through all the pet names.

"It's better you have no idea what you're throwing away"

"It's better you have no idea what you're throwing away"
"It's better you have no idea what you're throwing away"

just got out of a divorce

PLEASE RESPOND

So.... he's shallow, still MARRIED and hiding his face.

Definitely not getting divorced then, assuming there ever was an actual wife to being with.

You missed out, OP! Who doesn't want to be the mistress of an apparently ugly, insecure married dude who judges you based on your looks but doesn't have his own pics up!

Not even out of! -.-

You march right back to that conversation and throw yourself at him this instant!

I eat my icecream with a fork.

What the hell is happening here?

It's John kasich, govenor of ohio. He's being random for the cameras. Proper madlad

"How did Trump get through the primaries?"

Please see above.

I had to use a fork the other day to eat ice cream. It actually works better when the ice cream is too hard. The prongs slice right through it.

Breaking up with 4 dudes at once (xpost /sub/trashytext)

Breaking up with 4 dudes at once (xpost /r/trashytext)

She'll send them all a message in this same chat when she & her boyfriend break up again.

Hey soo this is probably the message I guess you were waiting for but my ex and I broke up again this weekend so if anyone wants to talk just hmu

Max level efficiency right there

Breaking up this way now because she is thinking about how good that makeup gangbang is going to be.

It's sort of like shooting the moon in the card game Hearts. It's probably not going to work, but if you play your cards right, you screw everyone.

Me two and a half years ago. I got blocked shortly after.

Me two and a half years ago. I got blocked shortly after.

Respect for posting self cringe. I did suck through my teeth a bit though.

At least you didn't go full douche.

Nighty night

That silence is painful.

Creepy kid from middle school tries to swoon me with 9/11 love story

Creepy kid from middle school tries to swoon me with 9/11 love story
Creepy kid from middle school tries to swoon me with 9/11 love story

So...... has this dude somehow forgotten that just because you write erotic friend fan fiction, doesn't mean it automatically becomes true or something?

"Who is this?" someone :0 "What's up?" the sky 👀 "We broke up in 2007" Time flieeeees hahaha

This guy may have graduated middle school but his texting game obviously didn't.

I wonder how many women he's tried this line on, and why he would think it would work

Part one was bad but it all came together in part two.

Basically someone who used to go to highschool with me years ago messaged me a while ago about how he's in a band and told me I could take photographs for his band sometime and I said sure. Haven't heard from him in over a month and he texts me this.

Basically someone who used to go to highschool with me years ago messaged me a while ago about ho...

He went too far but atleast he realised it when he sobered up.

But that text font though...

Why are you using "40+ year old soccer mom who just got her first smart phone" font for your texts? That's the cringe here.

"Imma sorra, eet'sa me, Maaaario! YA-HOOO!"

It's the lettertype that is the cringe here. The guy also, a little bit

Try one of these subthreads