This is hilarious. His face and the way he adjusts his jacket all proud of himself.
As an American this is so damn humiliating, he just reinforces all the worst stereotypes the world has about Americans.
What makes this worse is that the man trump shoved is Dusko Markovic, Prime Minister of Montenegro, who is the 29th and newest member of NATO. This is the first NATO summit he/his country has ever attended.
edit: apparently Markovic stepped on Trump's foot.
edit2: accidentally stepped on Trump's foot before, not after.
The coat adjustment at the end really puts the cherry on the shit cake.
She sounds like she's some douchebags side piece and is jealous of his actual girlfriend so she's trying to convince herself she's not also being played.
Do these young folks seriously post shit like this on facebook? Im in my mid 30s and the worst I see are older dudes posting questionable memes, I assume while drunk, or girls that are way past a prime they were never in to begin with posting "im fine and i know it" selfies
"you have under 50 subs" REKT!
I bet he would have offered him 5bux for 10 hours of work or so
A shoutout to his 50 subs is priceless.
There is something really frustrating about people who mask orders as requests.
He seems like the type of guy who stares at himself in the mirror while jacking off
Not joking, he genuinely gives off a bit of rapey vibe.
wtf??? He literally attacks her face with his mouth. Is this guy singing for Transylvania? He went full dracula on her.
Wait we don't all do that?
She's gone bro^
That comment gave me my hardest laugh of the day. Beautiful ending.
"some of the best people I know are Red Sox fans"
thats when he goes off the reservation
This, my friends, is what is referred to as backpedaling.
She is indeed gone, bro.
Well...what now? That's not a thing to comment, in like, ever. Of all the things to say to this picture, he chose the toes? I'm impressed actually. So few words, so much embarassment.
They complimented the toes because I'm assuming it's someone with a foot fetish
I assumed this was referring to toenail polish/paint and was then very confused that there wasn't any visible in the pic. Took me too long to figure out it's a fetishist.
"Well then, tell your daughter she has nice toe color."
"She is fucking putty in my hands." Jesus dude
Man, I wish I dated a man who treated me like a hamster. It would be like 50 shades, but with more mysogeny and condescension, somehow.
Welp, that's going to turn out to be an ugly relationship.
Keep us updated OP!
Oh cool, Dennis Reynolds is finally on facebook
cringepics: "why do women lead guys on, why can't they be upfront if they're not interested"
also cringepics: "why's she saying she has a boyfriend right away? Maybe the guy just wanted to talk"
Holy shit, I have seen inappropriate level of escalation, but that went right from zero to completely fucking insane in record time.
I'd like to see the messages he left in her filtered inbox in an alternate universe where she didn't respond. I feel like they'd be similar.
It's a little column A, little column B thing. I don't think this girl was even one percent in the wrong, but also I've personally gotten an "I have a boyfriend" for a small talk "how's your day today" to a checkout girl at Walmart and I know other people with similar experiences. The phrase is a bit tainted because of how some people sling it around, I think that makes people wary of it. Still, in this case? Perfectly appropriate.
Dude's got more red flags than the USSR
This guy is fucking nuts.
You clearly told him you're not interested, spelled it out for him, but because you're enlisted, he graciously acknowledges that you cant marry him.
Damn, I cant keep a straight face. Your desires and wishes have NO impact on him, NONE. What a fucking conceited bag of bolts
That guy is a SHARP complaint waiting to happen. The fact that he has aspirations of being an officer and may very well become one means he can use his rank to do this to someone else. I'm sorry you had to deal with this.
Oh look, it's an actual cringe pic. Not 15 pages of text messages.
I don't like Amy Schumer.
I thought this was just one picture and was really confused for a second as to how there were two Kanye's
It's a metaphor for her career.