Before the comments section turns into a hundred comments saying 'OP is the real cringe here!' and 'Why didn't you just block him!', can we just take a min to appreciate the line 'What are you dying of? Chronic rejection?' - I liked it.
Also these guys trying to bribe people into sending nudes are assholes.
Aw, how could you turn him down, Duck? He's DYING!
Unfortunately. I just love how he thought, "Well, my 500k can't convince her. What about my dick?"
"Rock and roll dat clit with my tongue" is actually hilarious
She talks about how much she loves Elvis/rock in her profile so besides being cringey it actually was more clever than most.
I disagree that this was an overreaction. Purples reaction was perfect.
Edit: this was supposed to be a reply to someone else's reply. I no Reddit good.
Besides, he's not even cute.
That last line is fucking hilarious.
Sometimes I wish I was as vascular as a map too
Sounds like a Dennis Reynolds line.
Cannot hear the word "magnitude" without thinking "Pop Pop!"
That was so uncomfortable to watch.
I actually think the guy could not have reacted differently to that. She could have politely ended conversation but decided to do her little thing, and his face at the end wasnt a cringe but a "oh man whaaaaat! That just happened!" almost like he respected it
$100 says she's practiced that with her girlfriends and has just been dying to try it out.
I like the idea of him sending that and thinking, "you know what, all things considered, I think I handled that pretty well."
To be fair, everybody will die one day. You fat slag.
Way too much credit given. My theory is that people who do this sort of thing simply don't have any sort of "inner voice" like we have to help process, evaluate, critique, and learn from experiences.
I get it. You're mad and all. But for fuck sake, would it kill you to separate your berating sentences?!
Unemployed in his 30s, hitting on random girls from a Facebook group, and has no sense of boundaries or social skills? Coulda been the one, OP. You really blew it.
I feel responding just furthers the conversation.
Was actually from a friend, but I agree. She totally missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. A lifetime of shame and regret.
Edit: Hijacking top comment for visibility. Gotta clarify because there's been a lot of comments assuming otherwise. I'm not the chick, I'm a facebook friend of hers that saw a post she made with these screenshots and posted them here for dat sweet karma. Dunno what her motivations were for egging him on, but it wasn't for karma because she's not getting any of it. It's all mine, baby. Thank baby Jesus for internet drama, those worthless internet points will keep the generator running for another week or two.
Exactly. Just stop responding and block the number.
I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.
This is more /sub/sadcringe material
The sad part is he's going to p f changs for a birthday dinner Tryin to make a change :-\
having that attitude instead of the guy's in the post is much more likely to get you to lose it.
This is true. I'm not a virgin anymore, but I still like saying that. Being critical of yourself is a sure way to repel people. Being a virgin is not a big deal, yet people act like it makes them second class citizens. When I lost mine, I didn't feel any different after. I didn't feel like a stud, winner, fuckable, etc. After a couple days it was as if it never happened. People need a serious shift of perspective. Be proud of meaningful things, any mope can fuck.
Not really cringy, it's actually kinda funny
"But wat wud u do if i was there lol"
Do people even know what cringe is anymore?
It could possibly be in reference to a different, fairly popular post
"Wat if I wasn't joking Then wat"
Now I really do wish it was me LOL
For a second I thought people were suppose to be cringing at him wetting his pants, but that's just a shadow.
Makes no difference. Don't comment such awkward things
How are people supposed to know though with no explanation?
She's totally trying to hide behind Melania in the second clip.
why the fuck does he always do this ugh!!! it's so gross and obvious. I'm guessing this is some "power move" that he wrote about in one of his shitty self-help books
It's a wonder he didn't snap her tiny arm. Sheesh.
Classic "save me" ladies do in bars to get away from a creep