Goddamn. Hope that left turn didn't give you whiplash.
Well that escalated quickly
Who doesn't value friends like that?
No worries, man. It's completely normal.
Where's the screen shot ?
I don’t know about you but I’d rather not see the screenshot of a guy tenderizing his veal to Gordon Ramsey’s forehead
“You call that a tribute? IT’S SHIT, you pale-skinned cum gobbing fucktwat! Look, you completely missed the target and fucked up a perfectly good gym sock. You’re a grown man, aren’t you? Where did you learn to aim, dribble dick, the French army? If you’re going to wank it to my forehead, do it right! Now get that flaccid excuse for a cock the fuck out of my kitchen, you pathetic wanker!”
I hope he used a little bit of "olive oil".
Tell him "You are so creepy!! I would love to get you arrested!! :) "
Na you gotta one up the crazy.
“Omg thank you! I think you’re really cute too. I’d love to wear your skin and drink your blood!”
(Note: Do not actually up the crazy lol)
Gross. As a tokophobic person, I feel completely disgusted when men say shit like this.
Fear of childbirth and pregnancy. I’m childfree anyway and don’t enjoy being around kids, but even just seeing pregnant bellies makes me feel a bit sick :/
closes virtual door in his virtual face
"I gotta issue needin tissue" "What's that" "My dick"
"Just having the usual guy problems"
"Do you know what it is?"
..."Idk, a lack of self-awareness?"
"Masturbate to a clown" I died I love it
She changed her pfp to the clown from IT
It’s way more obnoxious when the creeps seem to think they’re smooth.
That response was perfection.
This needs to be a meme
I sure do hate it when my spine cockblocks me
This is delightful.
SNL did a take on this and I have not been able to find it anywhere since the original airing. Tobey Maguire was a yoga teacher and Will Ferrell goes to his studio to be taught how to give himself oral.
Our first and last conversation.
We hadn't even been talking for more then 5 minutes at this point. I try not to be mean to someone, but he ticked me off a bit honestly.
When I read that last line I imagined a young woman from the regency era, sipping her tea after giving a hell of a burn.
...are you a troll?
Maybe poetry gave him a boner as he seems to be a man of culture as well.
Nah, just block him.
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I can't understand how you can sleep at night knowing you missed a chance with him. /s
I knew it. You were simply playing hard to get. And then you women complain men don't stop. /s
I lied, didn't sleep at all. I've made a huge mistake.
does "bol" mean something?
...do i want to know?
"I am girl" "So I am boyfriend" I lost it at that LMFAO!
"The friend of the boy?"
"Okay" obediently translates to italian
"I don't speak..." Roughly scrambles for sentience but can't find any. "...that."