"If your erection last longer than four hours or looks like a giant metal exhaust, please contact your doctor immediately."
I’m starting to find these exhausting
"3 burned alive in orgy horror"
If your erection emits black smoke, go straight to the emergency room
You literally can’t drink from any angle or you’ll spill on yourself, why have you stolen Satan’s cup. Though, I doubt it’s actually for drinking, it’s probably just decorative.
Who's laughing now?
Proceeds to use a Straw.
It took me very long not to try to see something Spanish in there and recognise "hopeless romantic"
Didn't the tattoo artist see how his fingers would line up? How did this happen?
Is it safe to say that the person who got this tattoo is retarded? Am I being offensive or we can all agree that it counts as scientific truth?
Yo dad lesbian m8
DONT 👏 SAY 👏YOU 👏CHAMPION 👏GAY 👏RIGHTS 👏UNLESS 👏YOURE 👏NATIONALLY 👏RANKED
Well if you mean that I am Happy, then yes.
...I think that's the joke
The joke is that it IS David Spade who has faded away against a ironic quote by another person.
Yeah it's David spade and Neil young quoted as Kurt cobain. A lot of people only seeing part of this joke.
It would have made more sense to cover the word "Green" on the sign with a piece of paper that had "Red" written on it.
Common sense is, unsurprisingly, not common.
Brilliantly done, now no one can be confused.
I have tiny hands too, this isn't funny!!
*A waist of time
Big enough you could try to wear it like a belt, but it would be a waste of time.
Thats a fucking tv.
hope he didn't just lose his account
thats the thing i have feared my whole life!
Don't worry. If it happened then when it was posted yesterday...
This would be better suited to /sub/funny as clearly isn’t crappy design
Not crappy design. The s clean just fell perry.
Well that sncks.
I feel like maybe that it's a gag gift designed that way so it's the first thing the person receiving it says when it's out of the box.
It's not, they just printed it upside down