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In Case Of Fire [OC]

In Case Of Fire [OC]

I love that the punchline is under played. Implication is better than delivery.

Absolutely. So many webcomics now have painfully obvious punchlines.

At least the pain of rolling in broken glass will distract you from the pain of burning alive. Or vice versa.

The punchline is future pain. That's funny, right?

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Food chain

Food chain

Dragons don't eat babies. They're too small and don't offer enough nutrition

Pretty sure a mother had to be pushing the stroller. You know just to get technical. :)

why couldn't a father be pushing it, huh?

Did you just assume the baby had a mother and father?

/s

What? [OC]

What? [OC]

I took this as an example of everyone else around you knowing what's going on and what's expected, but somehow you completely missed the information and don't know what's going on.

I've certainly been in this situation before:

Hey BTSavage, do you have all your paper work ready to turn in today?

What?

Yeah, the assignment we were given a month ago. It's due today.

What?

What?

I figured it's a new bird learning from an old bird.

/u/erbi that was the idea I had going into it. But it's just a picture with words, everyone is entitled to put their own spin on it!

treasured

treasured

Nice touch with the skull on his hat blushing, plus I always enjoy post coitus murder

Nice try, Ms.Mantis, but we're on to you

Ex marks the spot!

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Freshly Washed Clothes

Freshly Washed Clothes
Here's your reward.

Is that a 12-day o'clock shadow?

This made me get up and put away all the clean clothes that have been sitting on my chair for 2 days.

For those of you asking, the joke is that they can't put their clothes in the closet because if they open the doors all of its internal organs will spill out and probably get the clothes dirty.

Honest.

Honest.

It's important to give your employers an accurate representation of what you'll be like on the job.

And before she knew it, she was running the department of education.

Should I give them the accurate representation of what I'll be like on the job in 90 days, or 3 years? They're very different people. :/

90 days: Shaved, dress shirt, on time every day. Willing to do whatever anyone needs help with.

3 years: 10 minutes late every day, 7 hours of Reddit, half hour of work, 20 to get ready to leave. Ye

Insult to injury

Insult to injury

Ronnie has compassion. He's getting in.

Source.

Bonus panel.

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Now I'm picturing the gates as the Good egg/bad egg machine from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

That bonus panel is perfect.

Good times are coming to an end

Good times are coming to an end

I think I might have made this comic for just me, but I spent so much time on it I posted it anyway. I was listening to Good Times by Matt Costa and it cracked me up thinking of someone singing it while carrying out some kind of slaughter.

Here's a link to my comic for anyone who wants it : www.infiniteimmortalbens.tumblr.com

> Good Times by Matt Costa

Thank you!

Good comic.

Want some cake? [OC]

Want some cake? [OC]

Cake or death?

Yellowcake?

Remember Einstein's 2nd law of birthdaydynamics: Just have a regular damn slice of cake!

I used to think that would really happen but it Turns out that wouldn't work. Splitting one atom from a cake won't result in an a-bomb. You have to have like 20kg of refined uranium and split a bunch of atoms at once to get that chain reaction

Tides of evolution

Tides of evolution

"No, you're doing it all wrong" - The platypus

Can I make a comic about this?

Three guys are walking in a forest. They find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion. The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating. The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish. First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm. Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him. Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions. The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish. First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more. Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already. Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around. The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed." Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:

"Guys, I think I fucked up."

I often wonder what humans would look like if we didn't domesticate the shirt early.

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