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Insult Robot

Insult Robot

She needs to work on her posture

So the joke is that there isn't a joke?

I think so. This is a joke about a robot that was supposed to deliver insults but didn't deliver a mean insult and then you are left to figure out that the joke didn't deliver a funny punchline.

After her work on Mass Effect, she never was quite the same again.

You are safe

You are safe

Halfway through I was like "oh no this is going to be one of those sad comics!" then it wasn't. Thank you for not making it a sad comic.

This comic really resonated with me. My rescue has nightmares on occasion where he cries, and i always wake him up with pets and kisses because the last thing I want is for him to dream about being on the streets or in danger again

Yeah, that dark figure was pretty ominous. Glad it turned out to be so wholesome.

This comic is a sequel and merging of 2 earlier strips (posted on Webtoons).

The first was about a dog: I choose you

The second was about a man - Part 1: What Makes? Part 2: Why Six?

[OC] Papa John

[OC] Papa John

I'm on twitter @bransonreese I'm making one comic a day in 2017

Weird comment, but I'm facebook friends with your brother and a couple of his college friends; they share your stuff pretty regularly and it's across the board fantastic. Glad to see you getting some reddit love, you deserve it.

Fun fact: Papa John went to my college, Ball State. He's an alumnus of the business school. Papa John's Pizza was his senior thesis.

Papa bless.

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Shoot for the moon

Shoot for the moon

And then get ridiculed for missing something as big as the moon

Especially when the closest star you're near is the sun.

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars... and then die a cold lonely death.

Wouldn't shooting for the stars be the better goal? I mean, the Moon is just a cold lump of rock, plus it's much closer and humans have already been there. But stars are the total opposite and a much better thing to aim for, IMO.

I think the phrase should be, "Shoot for the stars. Even if you miss, you'll get to moon the whole planet."

Morning Ppl & Night Ppl

Morning Ppl & Night Ppl

Late night birds are called owls

Or nightjars, nighthawks, frogmouths, potoos, and certain types of parrots.

r u ok shen

This is a pretty upbeat one by Shen's standards.

Good shit

Good shit

choose love, not drugs...unless love becomes only available in the form of drugs, then choose drugs, but only ones of love

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin

It's from Trainspotting

Oh. Well now aren't I a silly billy.

Spring has sprung

Spring has sprung
OP is literally Ken M on this blessed day.

Regular depression seems a little less heavy. I guess that's somewhat uplifting? Look he's even got a slight smile. He's a cuddly piece of buttery pudge! I'd take that over Mr. Gloomy Blueberry over there.

regular depression looks like a fun dude

I snorted on the bus. Well done.

General Confusion [oc]

General Confusion [oc]

This is just a solid comic in every way. Art, pacing, punchline, style. A+

thought it said penis, was confused.

People keep taking the first officer's pens because the door says General Supplies so they think it's a supply room. People keep asking the second general random questions because the door says General Inquiries so they think it's a help desk

This joke appeals to my general sense of humour.

dog

dog

I had the best experience with my first snow this past winter. I would make snowballs and my dogs would go fetch them. I wonder if they think I'm clumsy.

Terrifying.

Terrifying.

This comic leaves me with more questions than answers. How many sheets are there? What's under the last sheet? Do ghosts do this to seem terrifying?

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