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Same thought process when you're in a toxic relationship.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKILL ME

Yeah, stop doing things you don't like.

This is my super power. I can put down anything I am not absolutely enjoying without hesitation. Food, books, relationships, jobs, movies, you fukin name it, if I don't like it, out it goes!

This comic is wrong. The south still has 4 seasons.

We got Fuck it's hot summer. Then we got Fuck it's supposed to be autumn summer. Then we got like 2 weeks of light jacket weather. Then it's fuck Summer's almost here.

Hot and humid Hot and tornados Hot and second-degree-asphalt burns Cold and wet

Around the great lakes we get:

Winter light

WINTER

The fuck is this crazy ass shit

Too fucking hot and humid but at least we don't live in the South.

I've lived in Texas almost my whole life and this is probably the most accurate reputation of the "seasons" we get here, we get green rainy summer first, then it goes melting traffic cones and killing old people summer, then on to what can only be called meh summer which of course is followed by summer with two slightly chill days in the middle.

This is based on my friend, Moose:

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"Then I had to roll in it to put out the fire"

Why doesn't the dog have pupils?

Love your art style

I think those eye dots are staying further and further away. Soon enough they will only have one eye, and then the comic after that will have random dots floating around.

Edit: I like the style, I just think it's funny that it seems they are slowly getting further away

"My, what a small thin and cherry-stem-looking penis you have there"

three comics later, "OH, THERE'S JEFFREY'S EYEBALL!"

"Easier to floss with my dear"

So..... he just pocketed the other $30?

He bought the fanciest paper and crayons he could find.

That boy is a genius. He got his father a great present and earned 30$.

He's gonna grow up to be a millionaire

Only the best for papa!

Reminds me of from XKCD.

Oh god no don't make me remember that

It's so much happier :')

Reminds me of to the deathbulge party

http://imgur.com/gallery/NC71B

oh my god

Absurdist humour. There isn't really much to get. I find it hilarious though

I like how this can be read column-wise or row-wise and it still works out

Becky, lemme smash

For those who don't know:

No Ron

Thanks for linking that 🐤🐤

You don't tug on superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger And you don't fuck with Steve.

I think I got that right.

Oh wow! I didn't recognize you with your blue arm

I'm certainly not going to correct you. Steve could be anywhere.

Hell, you could be Steve.

. . .

Don't hurt me. I'll do whatever you want. Who we beating up next?

Please don't climb me like a sexy tree

Edit: with every passing moment I become more and more concerned that this will be my most upvoted comment.

Half the time the dude gets butthurt about dating someone taller than him.

Half the time the girl refuses to date anyone shorter than her, even if she's coming in at 6'2".

5'8" guy here. I will climb that shit like a sexy tree.

Doesn't every 13-year old male learn that?

TIL dates come from a palm