Lol that KKK member is so cute.
The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
With infinite worlds and universes, literally everything that is possible will happen...
Not necessarily.. There are infinite numbers between 1 and 2, none of those numbers are 3.
This actually makes sense evolutionarily. If other members of your tribe start throwing up, your food supply is tainted and you are safer ejecting it before it damages you.
Good, I don't want kind people getting all up in my business. This town is perfect
Made some nice mac n cheese for my kid. I add in some spinach cause you gotta get that nutritional value somehow.
His friend who is over won't touch it. "Don't like it."
"You haven't tried it"
"It's not weird. You'll like it I promise"
"Listen listen. Have you ever read green eggs and ham? I added some green eggs! Just like the book."
Proceeds to wolf down two servings
I'm never cleaning the litter box again also.
My love life is in shambles right now :(
This is adorable