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What the fuck is this

What the fuck is this

Why is there a watermelon

Because he went to school for comedy and had an impressive resume so he was hired as chief explainer of jokes for this meme company. This is a watermelons world.

Something racist for sure. Now figure out what and why?

it a brave chicken soldier in the war again st watermelone. very tragic battle. this the catacombs

OMG SASSY HAHA🀣🀣🀣🀣😏

OMG SASSY HAHA🀣🀣🀣🀣😏

The best part is it appears to be a photo that was printed out, photographed, and uploaded...

I HAVE WEIGHT ISSUES AND AM EMOTIONALLY UNHEALTHY

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2012 was a hell of a ride

2012 was a hell of a ride

This should be a stickied post for, like, forever.

This is beautiful.

What the fuck

/sub/sounfunnyitsfunny

My favourite part of this is how all the replies seem to be exactly one hour apart from each other.

Us gamers, right?

Us gamers, right?

Only Xx_R34L_G4M3R5_xX will understand 😎

kill me i dont want to live

I don't know if speed dating is real or just something made up for the sake of these kinds of jokes, like for sitcoms and the like.

If you don't know you ain't 1337

I don't even know why I bother with r/politicalhumor anymore

I don't even know why I bother with r/politicalhumor anymore

I don't even like Trump but how anyone could laugh at this is beyond me

Being gay is shameful and grounds for ridicule, get it? XDDD

In the Red Light District in Amsterdam, we call them whores. In Washington D.C. we call them politicians.

me when i fight homophobia by portraying people i dislike as gay

Someone made this with the intent of other humans wearing it. Just think about that next time you feel like a bad person.

Someone made this with the intent of other humans wearing it. Just think about that next time you feel like a bad person.

Ok seriously, I hate these posts enough. They are being drilled into my head and they never stop. But this is too fucking far. This is just a piece of merchandise. What the hell is wrong with that? Oh, it’s an overused meme? Well WHO CARES, it’s got nothing to do with that old meme, it’s from the fucking show! You fuckers are grasping at straws by this point, and I’m fucking sick of it

EDIT: I word good

Yeah and it's not a bad design. Not really meant to be funny it's just supposed to be something to wear cause you're a fan of the show. Hell, if I was a fan of Rick and Morty I'd think about buying it. Then I wouldn't, because after the whole fiasco with McDonalds I wouldn't want to associate myself with the sauce for a while.

tbh not that bad

Stop while you can.

This isn't even dark humor, it's just a comic about a dude killing his baby. Wtf

This isn't even dark humor, it's just a comic about a dude killing his baby. Wtf

Why are the characters sentient potatoes? It doesn't add anything to the comic whatsoever.

Is this, like… a form of loss?

Trying really hard to create some character design to be associated with his comics. Shit Blobs seems to be perfect for the quality.

Speaking of Vegas... Bad timing.

You had me at pickle

You had me at pickle

Oh my god.

Yesterday i took an iq test but instead of the usual questions they showed me an episode of Rick and Morty and asked me to explain all of the jokes. Since i'm a genius I was easily able to do so. I explained all the references from the fact that "bird person" is based off Greek mythology, to the theory that Rick is inspired from a character in ancient mongol literature. As a result they told me I have an iq of 190 if not higher. I pity the peasants who think It's a show like any other.

Le rickle pick is god now

I'M SEXUAL AWARENESS RIIIIIIICCCKKK

HE WANTS TO GET KISSES FROM HIS CAT!! 😹😹😹

HE WANTS TO GET KISSES FROM HIS CAT!! 😹😹😹

Bestiality

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To be fair, kissing his cat is fairly tame compared to the time he drank dog semen.

To be fair, kissing his cat is fairly tame compared to the time he .

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Straight from r/dankmemes

Straight from r/dankmemes

How can it be "straight" from /sub/dankmemes when the mods are gayπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”?

I almost downvoted until i saw the sub. Damn it hurt to upvote this.

I actually like this post unironically because not many people are aware that Mario's last name is Mario. They are called the MARIO brothers after all, their names are Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario. So calling him Mr. Mario is actually not only accurate, but I think makes people more aware of the lineage and etymology of the character.

This looks like the kind of thing you would find on /sub/deepfriedmemes all you need to do is fry it

Try one of these subthreads