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Can i get into Harvard with a 4.9 GPA and 1590 SAT?

Can i get into Harvard with a 4.9 GPA and 1590 SAT?

My dad is Bill Gates

EDIT 1: community college is it, i guess

First of all, how black is your autism? Second...what was your favorite scene in Black Panther?

Without the Bill Gates part it wouldn’t be guaranteed tbh

*Pink Panther

Good point. Edit: TLDR meow

People of Reddit?

People of Reddit?

People of Reddit?

Wow, I thought I was the only one?

Big of true?

I cam here to say this?

Nope. We're all just russian bots down here.

Today I [40M] caught my wife [19F] having an orgy [2hrs] with my sister [19F], father [81M], and nanny [107F]. I took my bags [9lbs] and left to an overnight motel [$40/n] to think things out. Should I end our marriage [3yrs] or try therapy [$100/hr]??

Today I [40M] caught my wife [19F] having an orgy [2hrs] with my sister [19F], father [81M], and nanny [107F]. I took my bags [9lbs] and left to an overnight motel [$40/n] to think things out. Should I end our marriage [3yrs] or try therapy [$100/hr]??

Please help me, i have a blood pressure problem, and when i checked it the machine showed, blood pressure out of range of equipment, please guide me.

I'm the [F]ather AMA

This wouldn't have happened if Bernie Sanders [76M] was president.

Less than your wife

Saar, how much viagra did you use

TIL Keanu Reeves is the second coming

TIL Keanu Reeves is the second coming

He’s seated at the right hand of the Bernie

My whole family got killed by a serial killer so I hiked for 38 hours just to take this picture

My whole family got killed by a serial killer so I hiked for 38 hours just to take this picture

pardon me top comment coming through

👁‍🗨👃👁‍🗨 👄

your commitment to your art is condemable.

Jack Fusco is the artist on the bottom of this picture. Are you Jack Fusco http://www.jackfusco.com/

Reddit, what are some of Stephen Hawking's contributions to science? I need to know how sad should I be about his death.

Reddit, what are some of Stephen Hawking's contributions to science? I need to know how sad should I be about his death.

Ah yes, he invented gravity.

I’m gonna write a lengthy semi-related story about this that gets thousands of upvotes and has a bittersweet message.

Wow TIL

Username checks out.

R.I.P. Stephen (Haw)King

R.I.P. Stephen (Haw)King

Can't believe <recently dead celebrity name> is dead. I'm their biggest fan.

Fuck cancer

This is good for bitcoin

911 dispatch checking in. I think you are spot on with the 90%. I spend most my shift shaking my head, furiously trying to understand how these people achieved adulthood while continuing to have such poor problem solving skills.

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Jesus Christ he just died, give it like 36 hours

Anything for that sweet karma amirite

God man the body is still warm

Just donated a kidney to my Dad. He said “thanks and don’t forget to use this to get karma on reddit.”

Just donated a kidney to my Dad. He said “thanks and don’t forget to use this to get karma on reddit.”

This and "lick-lick-lick my balls" is my favorite Rick and Morty quote.

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Hijacking the top comment to talk about beating cancer and having a dog.

Literally came here just to say this

Try one of these subthreads