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Can’t make sentence without a

Can’t make sentence without a

Try that again without using "e"

The irony being that you did that besides when you said "e".

how much does that A get paid an hour to be employed by the English Lexicon?

It's not even slightly difficult.

What else is there to do?

What else is there to do?

reasonable reaction

Can't blame him.

/sub/me_irl

Wife says it's better to use a full stick of butter in the pan for grilled cheese because it makes the sandwich too slippery for people to steal

How about I just end my shit

How about I just end my shit

I'm not crazy about Clinton, but every time I see a black person at a Trump rally I sorta shake my head in amazement.

My thoughts exactly.

There’s actual proof of him at desegregation rallies and fighting for civil rights.

Black people love Bernie

It's very hard to understand--I know a few gay republicans, and 15 years ago, I understood. But I'm a white, Protestant, middle-class, registered republican, and I've voted democrat in the past 3 elections because the GOP has gone so far over the top with social issues that I can't even pretend they're reasonable anymore. And Trump takes it up a notch with his rhetoric. At some point, the bigotry got so thick that I could no longer use my belief in the market to support it. And I'm not even a direct victim of that bigotry. It boggles the mind.

We really need a new Blade.

We really need a new Blade.

What political experience do you have? None? Then I guess you better not have any political opinions.

Didn’t bo burnham make the same tweet?

Except instead of saying “reality star” he says we shouldn’t have elected a joke

Anyone who lives in this country can discuss politics. Thats the beauty of government and politics.

Post your resume that we may judge your lack of political expertise.

Amber gnarly waves for all!

Amber gnarly waves for all!

Unfortunately all the tools live on the east and west coasts, so I'll pass on that

I'm out of the loop can someone explain this please

Global warming will make Midwest coastal, i guess, based on #Parisagreement hashtag

Attention please

Attention please

You might as well be born at my birthday party too since you want so much damn attention

You might as well fuck right in the middle of the motherfucking dinner table since you want so much attention

How about conceiving a child at a baby shower?

I bet they have follow up too.

I bet they have follow up too.

so that thread is arguing that some white people only use soap when showering and don't use a wash rag, is this true? 🤢

Am white, I use those scrunchie poofy things. Need to get that dead skin off somehow.

https://www.cs.virginia.edu/luther/blog/posts/435.html

"Con­clu­sion: I was unable to find a mean­ingful differ­ence between using a washcloth and not using one."

http://www.pauldavidson.net/2006/01/17/the-washcloth-conspiracy/

"Washclothes aren’t necessary to the daily cleansing going on in our world."

You do you too.

Those Korean ones aren't like a normal rag. Shit's like sandpaper on your skin

Natural selection

Natural selection

Daily Mirror needs to take some time to reflect about the articles they write

Wait.. Seriously? Like is this real? Why would a kid go to meet a chicken nugget? If they're old enough to be online they should be old enough to realize that maybe they're not talking to a sentient nugget.

I'm out here tryina meet chick innuggit

Winner winner chicken dinner

Someone isn’t gonna be mayor

Someone isn’t gonna be mayor

Damn. I just realized all the dumb shit we've put out there is inevitably gonna come back to haunt us up the ass.

That's why you post your dumb shit anonymously and not under your name.....like this guy 😐

Someone's gonna be running for public office and will get asked

"What are your comments on this tweet you made aimed at the 'AT&T commercial thot' in which you said, quote, 'girl i wanna berry my dick so deep in dat ass it will engrave my initials in tomorrow's shit'"?

“That statement was true and warranted. If you’ll look at example A of said ass you will note that it was exceptionally thicc. I rest my case”

Different kind of cock tease

Different kind of cock tease

Does he have any ketchup though? Or sweet and sour? If he’s got sweet and sour then consider me molested.

I don’t even know what the right response to this is, I’m still trying to process that ppl are pretending to be nuggets online...just when you thought shit couldn’t get weirder

Nah I don’t like mayo

Probably has a bunch of mayo iykwim

Try one of these subthreads