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Milk in NZ looks like bottles of washing liquid.

Milk in NZ looks like bottles of washing liquid.

This is so the Tide Pod generation will get their calcium.

Forgot to look. Good excuse to return.

The first time I've heard laundry detergent called washing liquid.

The liquid washing laundry detergent containers in New Zealand, what do they look like?

Why the FUCK would Microsoft take away photo viewer for Windows 10? And why was it removed again, after I reinstalled it and updated?

Why the FUCK would Microsoft take away photo viewer for Windows 10? And why was it removed again, after I reinstalled it and updated?

Seriously, who the fuck do these people think they are? I had to edit the fucking registry to get photo viewer back and then after an update, it's gone again. Why can't they leave MY operating system alone? Why do they (seemingly) deliberately try and annoy people?

Holy fuck this OS is a giant piece of shit.

For some reason after the most recent update it broke my computer's ability to sleep. Now it randomly wakes up every hour or two.

What's that? You wanted to have control over your own device? No, we can't have that now, can we?

Windows really, really sucks.

Get on with the times, Windows Photo Viewer has been replaced by "Photos" which is lacking half the functionality and is aimed to be Microsoft's version of iPhotos. Just update already! Lol.

But seriously. I don't get this trend with photo album organizer software... All I need is to simply open image files, not fucking add them to some library/album. Since they didn't remove the fucking thing, why disable it and make us hack our registry for such a simple thing? Photo album software is fine, but there needs to be a simple, lightweight default program to just open images. No library BS unless I specifically want to.

Minimizing a window is now a paid feature?

Minimizing a window is now a paid feature?

Everytime you click Ok, it gets just a little bit closer to becoming a second Order button

everything u pay for.

Closing the program is a premium feature. It also has a handy everything is alright siren that screeches every 5 seconds letting you know everything alright. Disabling it is an extra-premium feature.

Had a freeware program do something similar. Buttons were "YES" and "NO".

"Would you like to upgrade to premium?" no "Premium gives more functions like: (functionlist)" no "Premium supports further development" no "Are you sure you want to keep using the free version?"

And here you've already clicked no 3 times, so you're gonna hit no again, which takes you to the order page.

Not even the lockscreen is safe...

Not even the lockscreen is safe...

Microsoft is so fucking desperate

I havet seen an ad on my win 10 since I've got it more than a year ago. What did you do to get them?

Pretty sure you can turn this shit off in your options somewhere. I don't see it on the lock screen, but that hasn't stopped it cropping up elsewhere.

Hey Microsoft, if Edge was so great, you wouldn't need to be constantly spamming people about how great it was. I've tried it, and use it for a few things. But I still find many sites it just won't render properly. And it isn't faster than Chrome in my experience.

Awful billboard.

Thanks, reddit.

Thanks, reddit.

I was told this because I was trying to post a second comment in a thread.

U need some comment karma

If you have less than 100 karma reddit thinks you're a bot that spams and allows 1 comment per 10 minutes.

I've never had it happen with a comment, but holy shit, when automod gets a post, and you fix the title guideline or whatever then this shit happens just..fuck man.

I mean I get its uses against spam, but it could be done much better.

Extra Sneaky

Extra Sneaky
The car on the right is an unmarked cop car. The left is a normal cop car.  This is an example of a normal american cop car. This too.

If you think that there are no European unmarked cop cars, You are wrong.

Well you might be wondering, what is the point of unmarked cop cars? 

"To be able to follow suspects, normally motorists, without raising suspicion. When you see a marked police car you drive slightly differently, slower, always indicate etc..."

The reason you get fined for speeding is so you stop doing so.

This is an unfair bias,  guys.

The car on the right is an unmarked cop car. The left is a normal cop car. This too.

If you think that there are no European unmarked cop cars, You are wrong.

Well you might be wondering, what is the point of unmarked cop cars?

"To be able to follow suspects, normally motorists, without raising suspicion. When you see a marked police car you drive slightly differently, slower, always indicate etc..."

The reason you get fined for speeding is so you stop doing so.

This is an unfair bias, guys.

Surely that's an unmarked cop car? We have unmarked police cars in the UK too you know.

Asshole poster. It's like comparing apples to oranges.

It's an unmarked car. Not an undercover car.

Free airport wifi networks are scummy

Free airport wifi networks are scummy

I just had to put in my phone number, name, gender (and marriage status), email, country of origin, birth year, and passport number in in order to log in. Of course I made everything fake, but that is still shitty.

It is shitty but I actually kind of enjoy this! Just got home from a trip away and I got to be Wendy from Antarctica, Jimmy from Canada and Humongous PeePee from Venezuela.

I got to be Mike Hock, Allota Fagina, Seymour Butz, and best of all, nineteen ninety eight when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table

Marriage status... what the fuck?

I gotta say, airports seem to be really really interested in courting business travelers. It shows in their marketing, their image, and on their websites. So why would you not offer WiFi free, showing how cutting-edge the facility is instead of making it like a bus station? Unless there are practical problems like 300 people watching HD Netflix all at once, or AT&T breathing down their neck for taking away their cell phone data usage factory.

I put myself in as Mrs. Someone Else from Swaziland, but my anger is with the passport number and contact info.

Facebook thinks I am too lonely for their standards.

Facebook thinks I am too lonely for their standards.

They also don’t understand what a friend is.

That really long black mark can only hide one thing: a text dong.

Crap! He's onto us!

They're trying so hard to get me to upload a profile pic so "friends can recognise me"... Sure not for your facial recognition to locate me in other ppls accounts and ad me. Too bad I need it for work

Websites that hijack your back button

Websites that hijack your back button

Fuck any site that does this.

Why is this even allowed? Shouldn't google hide sites like these as malware?

That's up on my list of "How To Make Sure I Never Come Back To Your Site". Jacking with my browser will do that real quick.

There's a ton of websites that will do this just with a single click. You click on the page once, don't click anything else, try to click "Back", and then find there's somehow a dozen duplicates of the page in your history that keeps the Back button from working. So then you have to click and hold the Back button and skip over them all that way.

The "separate page for each image in a gallery" thing is annoying too, but that's something different.

Try one of these subthreads