absolutelynotmeirl

This is not an accurate representation of myself in real life

This is not an accurate representation of myself in real life

shit title

No I like it

/r/ThisIsNotAnAccurateRepressentationOfMyselfInRealLife

How does this have 2k upvotes with only 4 comments?

Absolutely not me irl

Absolutely not me irl

Where's the money Lebowski?

DUNK THE INFANT SINNER

This is so dumb, I don't care what anyone says.

Jesus Christ that’s so bad for a child and his brain ffs

Absolutelynotmeirl

Absolutelynotmeirl

This is actually really sad for the other person

Actually same. Wednesday is leg day

Don't worry, it's an old joke

Oof

absolutelynotmeirl

absolutelynotmeirl

I wish I was like this

Me too, dude

You can always start.

Easiest way is to start accepting who you are, faults and all. The better you accept yourself, the better and easier it is to accept others.

Oddly enough, becoming aware of and accepting our faults is also the easiest way to enable them to change. All we have to do is become aware and we'll naturally head down a path of evolution and betterment.

Because the animals are naked. Duh.

absolutelynotmeirl

absolutelynotmeirl

Apparently I was dirty as hell when I drank, luckily I had the forethought to delete the texts then keep drinking so I blacked out and forgot everything I said until I had to deal with the social repercussions of my behavior.

Yaaay.

Lol joke’s on you I’m always horny

Are you me?

This is when you just embrace it, stop all contact with that friend, and any friends you also may share by association, change your name, move to a new town, and start over in life.

absolutelynotmeirl

absolutelynotmeirl

Haha. Yes. Sex.

Me too thanks

My last date was 4 years ago me too thanks

I gotta ask. How does tinder sex make one criminal sex?

absolutelynotmeirl

absolutelynotmeirl

Absolutelymeirl

Only problem I have with this is that it is 100% meirl.

2meirl4meirl

holy fuck why am i a comic

absolutelynotmeirl

absolutelynotmeirl

For every upvote this gets, I'll sleep for one minute and I'll post no proof

Thought this was Me IRL and you were about to die.

For every upvote this gets, I'll do one stroke...also no proof.

Nah, Stroke as in a golf stroke

Absolutelynotmeirl

Absolutelynotmeirl

Put this shit on wholesome memes, yo.

Wholesome memes and absolutelynotmeirl are pretty much the same thing with different context.

actually talking to a girl

/r/evenmoreabsolutrlynotmeirl

Aww

Try one of these subthreads