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Go to GameStop, get it for cheap

Go to GameStop, get it for cheap

Pretty sure the person is saying that we can’t sell it to game stop cause it’ll be only $6. Not that they’re selling it for $6.

That's exactly it

Yes but op made it sound the other way around

When OP doesn't get his repost

Kanye VS. Eminem

Kanye VS. Eminem

They could get into a fist fight or hug, and I would be equally surprised.

Nothing happened, he's just a white person who cares about black people.

I get the feeling 2019 is gonna get really fucking bizarre.

Jokes on you, this is actually the start of a passive aggressive romcom

That’s pretty gay, bro

That’s pretty gay, bro

How is this even remotely funny

/sub/comedycemetery

Fake and gay

It’s not at all

This travel charger

This travel charger

Reminds me of all the dnL merchandise from the SSX games

Took me weeks to click that it was 7up turned on its head

Hope this belongs here

Hope this belongs here

It's already been here

Who's gonna tell him?

Tell him what? The baby's just a little dirty?

He'll figure that out when he gives it it's first bath.

Excuse me, I believe it’s spelled with two 🅱️’s, like this: ni🅱️🅱️a

N. Dakota does not forget, Dennis.

N. Dakota does not forget, Dennis.

Now I have to know what Dennis did

My dad moved away from his home town Lignite, North Dakota in the 60's when he was a teenager. He brought us to a family reunion in 1997 and we walked into the local diner and everyone recognized him, so I have no problem believing this story.

Come on Dennis, you know better than that

/sub/thathappened

or maybe it did, I don't fucking know.

Stay Swole

Stay Swole

Instructions unclear, everyone hates me now

They hate us cos they ain’t us

More emotionless Instagram selfies for me then

they hate us cause they anus?

Poor morgue😥

Poor morgue😥

Fake https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/morgue-employee-cremated-nap/

Please tell me that's fake

I heard the cops found dead bodies in there.

Nice

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

It didn't stop coming

If you didn't think that was going to happen you might as well be walking on the Sun.

Fed to the rules

They played a concert at my college a few years back and the entire time everyone just chanted "All Star! All Star!"

After they played it the entire room emptied out.

That’s being an adult.

That’s being an adult.

Not true. Now I have no adult nearby to stop everyone when I start crying.

Or when you time it just right, and purposefully land right before they do, causing them to hit the trampoline when it's rebounding making their legs buckle.

Remember when you jumped on the trampoline as a kid at the same time as other people, you'd go flying? Good times, except when you don't land back on the trampoline

you know that kid in school that looks serious all the time because his dad is an alcoholic.....we all become that kid when we get older.

Try one of these subthreads