WhitePeopleTwitter

I Want my Cheese

I Want my Cheese

The real way to play this game is to make extra cheese and crackers to offer. This creates the illusion of thoughtfulness when really you're just protecting your own cheese and crackers.

But isn’t it actually thoughtfulness since you had the thought to make some for them to eat?

No, because thoughtfulness would have been making enough for two and telling them you made some for them, where this is making some extra to pretend to sacrifice

I hate sharing my food.

This would work

This would work

Scientists have seen promising results on people who are rude to waiters and are now hopeful as tests on real humans are proceeding.

On the other side there are also rude waiters.

And I am sure not all animals have a good character.

Hey, did you know that Aardvarks swallow their food whole, without chewing it. Instead, food is ground up in a muscular area of its lower stomach u/BenderDeLorean ? Type animal on any subreddit for your own aardvark fact

I am currently a work in progress and am learning more about aardvarks everyday. I am contemplating expanding to all animal facts. Upvote if you'd like me to evolve to my next form Sometimes I go offline or Donald Trump takes me offline. Be patient.

Why would Steve Stifler be considerate of waiters

Here you see them starving for something they call 'Original Content'

Here you see them starving for something they call 'Original Content'

This is so meta I feel like we're caught in a causal loop.

What do you call a group of white men? /sub/blackpeopletwitter

I love seeing tweets about​ white boys on reddit because im a black girl on reddit

I'm a black guy on Reddit and for some reason it's believed we don't use Reddit. I use this more than any other social media.

They’re friends

They’re friends

Sugar Honey Iced Tea

It's from Madagascar. The films studios way of saying S*** without saying it as a nod to the parents watching.

*Enter sexy hippo who like them big and likes them chunky

I bet she doesn't even Move It, Move It!

I wouldn't be keeping this enemy closer...

I wouldn't be keeping this enemy closer...

Goes good with a nice chocolate starfish

Cruel.

What a waste of hot dog water. I would keep people who drink my hot dog water out of my house.

I must try this, with a little garlic

Britain is a classy place

Britain is a classy place

The first thing that comes up on Google if you type Peter Crouch is "Peter Crouch wife".

All hail Lord Crouch

sup McGreggs?

Time to move out and on

Time to move out and on

Take three groundballs to the face to establish dominance. Don't break eye contact the entire time.

Let him! Being the man in the house f**king sucks. Going to work, paying bills, getting groceries, ASSEMBLING IKEA STUFF ALL THE TIME OH GOD WHY DO WE HAVE SO MUCH FROM IKEA?!

I'd love to be the 8 year old in the house.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-05-2015/tq4hZJ.gif

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

#freeChad

#freeChad

R E P O S T E P O S T

Fuck... there goes all the hot single women in my area

Old but relatable

Old but relatable

How to stay hip with the kids after almost a full century 101

So a hundred years ago “flashlight” meant “photograph”?

Memes have always existed

*fleshlight

Do not raise a child who does this

Do not raise a child who does this

There was a golden time before smartphones where sneaking a camera into a venue and bootlegging an entire concert was cool.

(Chuckles) I am in danger.

Don’t be ridiculous, I can’t even imagine being loved as a child at all.

Nah fuck the hate for recording concerts. Mad people don’t understand that people are trying to preserve a memory. For a lot of people that concert means the world to them and they’re super excited and want to hold on to that feeling with a recording. Whether it’s their favorite artist on stage or one of their first concerts ever they should be able to record. My dad went to his only concert ever back in 2006 and still watches that shit. It really does mean a lot. I’m glad I recorded some of lil peep on his last tour cause now he’s just a memory. Sorry for this rant.

Try one of these subthreads