Reposting a watermarked tweet? Disgusting.
That's a nice watermark ya got there
I hope he washed it out thoroughly before tacking that spiget on.
They look like gushers. It’s a joke.
Boxed tide. Classic.
Yar, nevermind the treasure, I'm all about the booty.
One Piece in a nutshell
That is the plot of one piece.
Yeah...i don't think many pirates gave two goosefucks about each other
Not even Siri?
she's dead to me
Siri is just cutting through our BS social norms.
I'd just never talk to anyone again
In a word? Yes.
Source: Leftist in a family full of Republicans and Blue Dog Democrats.
Yes, I have been the outcast at several gatherings. Like no, just because you're ignorant, doesn't mean I have to lower my standards as well.
Redneck family, gotta love 'em.
You don't HAVE to.
As a father I experienced this feeling and it was like a switch was pulled. It was immediate. But in fact we loved our son even before my wife gave birth, we had been loving him for months before we could actually see him, touch him, hold him. I believe you can love a child unconditionally before a true relationship is forged. It's primal and probably based on biology but it feels pretty fucking real.
Because babies are like crack cocaine. Scientific fact: newborns make your dopamine pathways light up like a Christmas tree. Also oxytocin - it's a hell of drug. That sensation you feel is a million years of biology and evolution assuming direct control.
It's real (you can see it on an MRI). If your concept of love makes what's real seem fake, perhaps it's your concept of love that needs adjusting.
If you spend 9 months making something, you should at least pretend to like it
I agree. Nothing gayer than impregnating a woman and having a child. True fag.
This joke is as old as dirt.
I've actually never thought about the age of dirt. To think that the dirt I step on could very well be the same dirt that dinosaurs stepped on as well. Truly mind boggling. Thank you.
And the water you drink was dinosaur piss!
Old joke, first printed in The Reader's Digest in the mid sixties.
And do they start panicking about "appearing suspicious" even though they haven't done anything wrong? 🤔
"Dave! It's the goddamn dogs"
Dog1: be cool; it's the cops.
Secretly hide one real, random tide pod in there.
If you don't have fresh Tide Pod, frozen is fine.
Did they put actual Tide in the cookie batter?
Leave a few in a little bag at the apartment community laundry. Revenge for people leaving their underwear in the washer all day.