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Vegans

Vegans

Vegan has to be a tough life.

Vegans eat shit?

https://media.giphy.com/media/2BlJTmOPN5knm/giphy.gif

Yes, having a vegan is fairly easy. They can be trained to shit in the yard and like to be taken out for walks.

Don't take it out on the children

Don't take it out on the children
Don't take it out on the children

I'm not against people buying organic because they think it's healthier. I disagree for the most part, but I get it.

I'm also not against kids getting junk food. All kids should get that kind of shit once in a while, no judgement here from a fellow parent.

But then you try to be healthy while eating junk food and you completely lose me.

Fuck off.

Organic pop tarts?

Why the fuck even bother buying pop tarts at that point?!

Never pass up a solid appetizer

Never pass up a solid appetizer

Why can I relate haha

Thought this was such an odd response until I saw your username, carry on....

Just put it in your pussy like i do and you"ll never gain a gram in your live!

At a lot of places, an appetizer is a plate meant to be shared between other guests at the table.

What if he just wanted to join you for a road trip?

What if he just wanted to join you for a road trip?

Kansas is probably heaven for flies though...

Live in Kansas. Can confirm

Jokes on you, he wanted to move to Kansas all along.

Public school failed me

women be like.

women be like.

Have you ever been in a relationship? Shit doesn't make sense

Why is she supposed to be jealous tho? I mean, he choose to marry her instead of his ex-gf

I’d like to see her Snapchat

That’s an ‘invasion of her privacy’ though

It felt good to be out of the rain

It felt good to be out of the rain

It felt good to be out of this place...

OP had one job...

Fun fact: it steals the face of whoever buys it while they're sleeping

Aw... I would buy bear with no face.

FOR SCIENCE!

FOR SCIENCE!

I think the kid deserves to be left with the truth after his experiment tbh.

..... well hopefully you aren't religious because he is not believing in any god!

Then you explain how the tooth fairy is extremely busy with all the children of the world, but it's the adults job to text Mr T. Fairy. Fake,or prank texts result in fine. So no. You can't text him.

Damn, that kid is going places

I prefer the weeds

I prefer the weeds
https://youtu.be/STIJIDBv_zA

Stolen from Workaholics?

It's random. Tell us how you feel and maybe we can figure out what it is.

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cOLD in here

13/10 would hug

13/10 would hug

Something related to pugs that isn't hideous. Finally.

Why would you mix a husky, one of the most beautiful, athletic, strong-gene’d dogs.. with a pug.. a literal abomination that can hardly even breathe?

But looks like there’s not much pug in there.

Or a Pusky

I call shenanigans

Try one of these subthreads