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This might could work!

This might could work!
This might could work!

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Nevermind it being off the first page, it's still at #1 and you are already reposting it. Great fucking job man.

To catch a predator

To catch a predator

Go ahead take a seat right over there.

"Let's get one thing straight - this is not a cheerocracy - this is a cheertatorship and I make the cheercisions around here!"

-- Roy Moore to Mitch McConnell ... possibly

Don't be so coy Roy

"Awesome, oh wow, like totally freak me out I mean right on. Toros sure are number one!"

toasted sandwich failure

toasted sandwich failure

I'd still eat it

Mmmm. Cheesy camel toe.

He ain’t playing

He ain’t playing

I wish I had such a jovial relationship with my sister.

Maybe you could start by calling her a silly cunt and see how it goes from there

Wow. That hit me harder than I’d have thought. “I’ll put you in the fucking ground”. Lol.

For some reason I enjoy the phrase 'silly cunt'. It's just two words you don't see next to each other every day.

How dare you?

How dare you?
How dare you?

My wife was killed by a group of people asking what her problem was, the nerve of this post.

Did you just get offended by this joke?

Usually not being an asshole works charms. That’s what most of “pc culture” is - not being an asshole.

But people need to have their boogie man, and it is “SJWs”.

Ivanka: "I don't know what 'otherwise' means."

Ivanka: "I don't know what 'otherwise' means."

This will get shit on but I'm telling you, that is a perfectly acceptable use of the word otherwise.

No, it means all the other parts of her day were incredible, but that holding the nephew was the best part.

Ivanka is a member of an otherwise intelligent family.

You made a grammar mistake ! Look at this low iq piece of shit everyone

See no one cares what you think.

Oscar Gold

Oscar Gold

wtf? getting blown was in the contract

There's a mistake. Paper Boat, you won.

Getting blown is normal is 2017. hell eating ass is normal. So, not sexual deviancy.

Gotta wonder when the snake that is "normal" will turn around and eat it's own tail though

Understandable

Understandable

I no plenty of bird law, and there's nothing to redundants this statement, witch I make in full cooperation.

I don't know enough about law to dispute this.

https://imgur.com/a/XrUgL bahaha you tell him to die and he blocks you what a punk

But on November 1st, you better believe that it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Shut up, Jessica

Shut up, Jessica

If she really looked homeless, she'd have a beard

Not to mention the $6 Starbucks latte and iPhone 8 and the fact you’re drinking champagne with brunch on fucking Wednesday do you even have a job Jessica??

Edit: it has been brought to my attention that one cannot “eat” champagne, no matter how rich you are

Edit2: apparently you can in fact eat champagne if you’re rich enough.

That's why I usually say I feel homeless today.

Cold to the point of freezing, hungry to the point of starvation, scared to the point that you'd rather sleep outside than risk a shelter...?

We all exaggerate, but wealthy (however it's defined) individuals comparing themselves to homeless people is just bad taste.

Not that I'm offended, or ever would be by that type of comment, but it's douchey.

Only Elon Musk

Only Elon Musk

Somebody get them a burn unit and another bailout.

How are we supposed to meet these standards, pay minimum wage and pay our executives millions of dollars?!

Elon Musk treats his employees terribly and is very anti-union. I aint giving him credit no matter how sick his burns are.

elon musk is like a savage and socially competent nikola tesla

Try one of these subthreads