WTF

Medium rare.

“You should see the other guy”

I'm kinda assuming it's not his normal 'wear'. The prostetic looks like a gun or something along those lines (unless I'm horribly misinformed) so I'm thinking cosplay/halloween.

It’s not even Halloween yet

The next character in The Expendables.

Not today motherfucker

That feeling when you have to squeeze a turtle head back in for a while.

Yeah usually they use nunchuks.

There's always a bigger fish

Looks like a bass of some kind by the underneath of the mouth

Fuck this job

I'd probably leave the door open for a gtfo contingency plan.

I kept waiting for the worst to happen. Great trucksmanship.

No: incredibly shitty truckmanship.

In a situation like that, inches matter. YOU are the driver, YOU make the call. Stop, get out, and eyeball after every turn. *Only * use a spotter to gauge remaining distances you can’t see. If you need to take 6 hours and get out 200 times to do it right and safely, then 6 hours and 200 times it is.

Also, turn the fucking steering wheel all the way before beginning the fucking turn. This dipshit keeps rolling and turning, which wastes space and increases the risk of a fuck-up.

Source: truck driver.

Seatbelt off and ready to bail

How Vladimir Putin would look with breast implants

How Vladimir Putin would look with breast implants

Sigh... unzips

Mr President??!

This might be your last post

Putin' On The Titz

Apparently, the joint was jumpin'

Apparently, the joint was jumpin'

Why are you standing under it

You are looking at the underside of the floor of the venue's first level. People where moshing upstairs. They canceled the show mid-set and all planned ones immediately.

A structural engineer has cleared the venue space for future shows, and they are reinforcing the existing structure so all future shows will go on as planned.

http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/hockey-dad-show-cancelled-safety-concerns-following-structural-issu...

There was a band of the circa 1999 Madness oeuvre upstairs

News article with a bit more info and another video

What am I looking at? Is that just the ceiling/roof doing that, or is there another floor up there that's about to come crashing through?

A new way of unloading people from the ski lift

A new way of unloading people from the ski lift

I'll die the way I lived - going backwards against my will and at high speed.

I was quite inspired by the resolve of those who didn't bail out. Especially that guy at :55 or so... diehards!

Literal fucking nightmare to be stuck under that pile of bodies and seats on the right trying to get out as more and more are coming in. Oof.

Whenever I was on a chairlift I always felt that they were inherently evil. Now I have my proof!

My little sister has an obsession with cutting the faces off baby dolls/stuffed animals and putting them on other dolls. Help

My little sister has an obsession with cutting the faces off baby dolls/stuffed animals and putting them on other dolls. Help

I think it's time to schedule and appointment with a psychiatrist...

You need to nope the fuck out of there before she grows up.

Yeah i don't think he is joking... That's some psycho shit right there.

Maybe she has a fascination with surgery. Future surgeon potential

When it comes to body modification, this guy nose no bounds.

When it comes to body modification, this guy nose no bounds.

He's probably a lot less intimidating during allergy season

Or a lot more. Can you imagine being in front of that guy when he sneezes?

More like "sawn-off snotguns".

I hate this site

aRolled Schwarzenegger

aRolled Schwarzenegger
aRolled Schwarzenegger

Wrong subreddit

Ill take things you need a microscope for 100$ Jim.

This is /sub/funny type of shit not here

Your Kid is a Weapon

Your Kid is a Weapon

It wasnt even as if it was an instinctual reaction. She was handed the kid! And was like, “Thanks brah!”

Swung that borrowed kid like she’s been doing her whole life.

See? This is what happens when you ban guns.

they throw kids? guess we need to ban kids next

I want to believe it’s a fake child.

Try one of these subthreads