Unexpected

Oh that little firework...... Wow

For your consideration: The Jericho.

meh

ok that's kind of cool

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Somehow I just expect it to keep going and going until it's a worldwide crisis no one knows how to stop

BOT WARS

Is that actual speed or an edit?

here

Actual speed, check out more battles

Me irl

mostly autonomous

What was that noise?

I've never met a fox I didnt like

Fox News?

Was expecting an animal to be hiding under there.

Found an animal hiding under there.

Not exactly unexpected…

You got me, ma'am.

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Sure, I'll play...

"That's it l, imma bury this bitch"

She clearly had that coming

"If you're going to act like a lil shit, I'll treat you like a lil shit"

Poor doggo looked like he was so comfortable before he was annoyed

K. O.

Look up mvp vs cyborg. That dude ended up having his skull caved in from that knee. It was nasty.

NSFL:

http://cdn.lowkickmma.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cyb.jpg

NSFL:

Doubt that if he did have brain damage that it was serious. His skull is fractured, so if the brain needed to expand due to swelling it could without being restrained

I'm an atheist but it's pretty silly to take this so literally, if I say luck was on my side so the surgery went well, would you go on a rant about how luck doesn't really exist in the universe, it's just a series of events unfolding etc, no, cause you assume I don't necessarily mean it literally and, in particular, it doesn't affect your beliefs, so it doesn't bother you.

Also, being religious doesn't make you stupid, there are a lot of persons smarter than you and me that are religious, some of the most influential men and woman were and are religious.

Parkour Athlete Damages Property

Damn mimics

I laughed, she laughed, the stairs laughed, we killed the stairs, good times

I think you meant to say "Property Damages Parkour Athlete"

Definitely unexpected

Needs a ride.

Needs a ride.

Hold on, lemme go out and look at my truck

NOPE. I can see the set up from here, good day sir.

"No, no, no, don't Jimmy me, Jules"

Is no one gonna talk about the paint job op did to cover the faces.

I'm just impressed by that 97% battery life

Fun fact

Fun fact

This is very offensive. I care about the environment and every living creature. I only fuck dead pigeons.

"I'm not gonna fuck a kid. I wouldn't do that. Maybe a dead kid. He's dead. Who are you hurting? I'm not saying i would kill A kid and fuck him. I'm saying if i found A dead kid in a field And it wasn't raining, I might take a shot. I don't know. I haven't been In that situation"

Louis CK

You're a model citizen!

Old but gets me every time!

Home Security

Setting traps like this is highly illegal in the US. You are way better off shooting them in the head.


in the US 


Is this legal anywhere? 

TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY GETS BLOWN INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES BY  FUCKING EXPLOSIVES AS HE CLIMBED A FENCE  TO GET HIS FOOTBALL! - newspaper headlines. 



Edit: Sigh.

in the US

Is this legal anywhere?

TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY GETS BLOWN INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES BY FUCKING EXPLOSIVES AS HE CLIMBED A FENCE TO GET HIS FOOTBALL! - newspaper headlines.

Edit:

Holy shit I'm dumb. I watched it like 4 times wondering how a turtle got up there and why it's considered home security.

Well, if it wasn't a fake grenade I'm sure the headline would be more like:

SQUIRREL BLOWS UP GARAGE

Much better headline imo-- that's a story I'd read.

Redditor Explaining Why He Sits When He Pees....

Redditor Explaining Why He Sits When He Pees....

I was sitting to poop today (as one does) and peed through the gap between the seat and the rim of the toilet because it was cold and my ballsack was shrunken up and this caused my penis to point in a more horizontal direction and pee went right through the gap and onto my pants. I peed my pants while sitting on the toilet.

I mean... I can totally relate to all of those reasons except the last.

Give it time, give it time

I sit down when I pee, there's nothing that crazy about me. I'm just taking a whiz, mind your own biz! Why's everybody always staring at me?

Try one of these subthreads