TinyTrumps

Get me to a porn star, now I say!

Get me to a porn star, now I say!

Hands are much too big.

Improperly secured in his car seat. Tsk tsk, Melania.

He's aroused and I got lazy towards the end.

I think you meant Ivanka, Melania won't touch him.

“Is he gone yet?”

“Is he gone yet?”

That’s a great idea, honestly. I would totally build out a little nook in that desk if I were president for Costanza naps.

Secrets https://imgur.com/a/BkTFz

"He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter."

"He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter."

🤢🤮

“I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. You know I’m automatically attracted to Beautiful. I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything… grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” Donald Trump

Just a reminder who is the real adult in the White House

This is my favorite, thanks for sharing

"Putin the Puppetmaster"

How come the president routinely insults America’s closest allies but can’t seem to say a bad word about a murderous dictator like Putin?

I have watched this shitbag's shenengans local to me in NYC and worldwide through the past 3 decades. I didn't need Putin to 'make' me hate this waste of air and flesh

Lesson of the Tillerson story: you can call Trump a “moron” but whatever you do, don’t cross him on Russia.

Lesson of the Tillerson story: you can call Trump a “moron” but whatever you do, don’t cross him on Russia.

This whole administration has been a joke. I'm genuinely sad to be a part of this nation.

What a mess. Deep down he's probably glad to be out of there.

How can Trump be so rich and not afford a suit that is fitted properly?

It’s not a suit, it’s gut camouflage. That way he can fat shame others while remaining svelte.

Time for a well earned break!

Time for a well earned break!

It doesn’t look that different honestly

Quality post. Needs baby arms.

“Four! Today I turned four.”

Is that a huge load in his diaper?

Big boy calls North Korea

Big boy calls North Korea

Color me amazed, his hand is not down her shirt

idea from u/jadboy20 's comment

Stolen and tweeted. Well done.

10/10. Would chortle at this again.

Sierra Club just sent me this t-shirt.

Sierra Club just sent me this t-shirt.

The 400-pound hacker can now get back at Trump for outing him over the DNC hack.

Rats, it's only available in XXXL...

https://store.sierraclub.org/resist-trump-t-shirt-p372.aspx

It's available in all sizes except 3X

It took me way too long to figure out how that t-shirt was in any way related to this sub.

Beautiful Women and Killer Sharks!

Beautiful Women and Killer Sharks!

OK, now how do I un-see that?

Well shark week is the excuse I would use too, sister.

Whut

You ask for a refund.

This Norwegian cartoon was banned on Twitter.

This Norwegian cartoon was banned on Twitter.

Not banned from Twitter- https://www.snopes.com/norwegian-cartoon-banned-twitter-facebook/

So you're ok with misleading everyone. Ok.

It's not banned on twitter btw.

Oh, of course not. That's not how the internet works. Good follow up.

Try one of these subthreads